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Covid.....we can all relax now. 08:27 - Sep 9 with 1809 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

The government has a new catchy 3 word slogan...
"Hands. Face. Space."

Game over virus!

"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
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Covid.....we can all relax now. on 08:37 - Sep 9 with 1776 viewsHerbivore

Johnson launched that one a while ago now but managed to stumble over it twice in the one press conference so it never really stuck.

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Covid.....we can all relax now. on 08:38 - Sep 9 with 1773 viewsSwansea_Blue

Didn’t they launch that back when lockdown restrictions started to be lifted, but everyone took the piss and then we didn’t see it again?

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Covid.....we can all relax now. on 08:40 - Sep 9 with 1765 viewsSwansea_Blue


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Covid.....we can all relax now. on 08:42 - Sep 9 with 1754 viewssolomon

I have one for them

Waste. Of. Space
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Covid.....we can all relax now. on 08:45 - Sep 9 with 1740 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Covid.....we can all relax now. on 08:37 - Sep 9 by Herbivore

Johnson launched that one a while ago now but managed to stumble over it twice in the one press conference so it never really stuck.


It is having a relaunch, he must have been practising !
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/sep/09/hands-face-space-uk-government-to-

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Covid.....we can all relax now. on 08:55 - Sep 9 with 1714 viewsSwansea_Blue

Covid.....we can all relax now. on 08:45 - Sep 9 by BanksterDebtSlave

It is having a relaunch, he must have been practising !
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/sep/09/hands-face-space-uk-government-to-


Oh god.

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Covid.....we can all relax now. on 08:58 - Sep 9 with 1717 viewsMonkeyAlan

I don't see any government across Europe or the rest of the world doing a much better job of how to get on top of covid. Every leader in the world is stumbling around in the dark. Even Starmer doesn't seem to have an answer with what to do, because his silence is deafening at the moment.
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Covid.....we can all relax now. on 09:14 - Sep 9 with 1693 viewsDanTheMan

Covid.....we can all relax now. on 08:45 - Sep 9 by BanksterDebtSlave

It is having a relaunch, he must have been practising !
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/sep/09/hands-face-space-uk-government-to-


Head, shoulders, knees and toes.

EDIT: I missed that parody account with the same joke.
[Post edited 9 Sep 2020 9:14]

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Covid.....we can all relax now. on 09:24 - Sep 9 with 1672 viewsvapour_trail

Covid.....we can all relax now. on 08:58 - Sep 9 by MonkeyAlan

I don't see any government across Europe or the rest of the world doing a much better job of how to get on top of covid. Every leader in the world is stumbling around in the dark. Even Starmer doesn't seem to have an answer with what to do, because his silence is deafening at the moment.


I prefer Alan Retentive.

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Covid.....we can all relax now. on 09:33 - Sep 9 with 1653 viewsKeno

Thats like the worse sex game ever

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Covid.....we can all relax now. on 10:23 - Sep 9 with 1608 viewsjeera

Covid.....we can all relax now. on 08:58 - Sep 9 by MonkeyAlan

I don't see any government across Europe or the rest of the world doing a much better job of how to get on top of covid. Every leader in the world is stumbling around in the dark. Even Starmer doesn't seem to have an answer with what to do, because his silence is deafening at the moment.


"Look over there."

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Covid.....we can all relax now. on 10:30 - Sep 9 with 1599 viewsjeera

Covid.....we can all relax now. on 08:37 - Sep 9 by Herbivore

Johnson launched that one a while ago now but managed to stumble over it twice in the one press conference so it never really stuck.


Would they have come up with this all on their own, or would someone like Grayling been offered something to do and offered the slogan opportunity around to the highest bidder?

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Covid.....we can all relax now. on 10:39 - Sep 9 with 1589 viewsDebsyAngel

Nice to see the preschool children have come up with such a catchy phrase! Hang on....

Seriously - these stupid slogans REALLY make me mad.
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Covid.....we can all relax now. on 10:42 - Sep 9 with 1572 viewsNthQldITFC

Hands - Knees - Boompsadaisy

might be more appropriate coming from their nursery.

EDIT: So did I!
[Post edited 9 Sep 2020 10:46]

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Covid.....we can all relax now. on 14:53 - Sep 9 with 1475 viewsSarge

Covid.....we can all relax now. on 08:58 - Sep 9 by MonkeyAlan

I don't see any government across Europe or the rest of the world doing a much better job of how to get on top of covid. Every leader in the world is stumbling around in the dark. Even Starmer doesn't seem to have an answer with what to do, because his silence is deafening at the moment.


Sweden. They are the model we all should be following.
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Covid.....we can all relax now. on 14:55 - Sep 9 with 1473 viewsSwansea_Blue

Covid.....we can all relax now. on 08:58 - Sep 9 by MonkeyAlan

I don't see any government across Europe or the rest of the world doing a much better job of how to get on top of covid. Every leader in the world is stumbling around in the dark. Even Starmer doesn't seem to have an answer with what to do, because his silence is deafening at the moment.


That's because you're not looking.

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Covid.....we can all relax now. on 15:35 - Sep 9 with 1427 viewshype313

UK Govt - Eat out to help out, get back to normal by Christmas, have a haircut, get to the office, go to the pub, here's a half price voucher for Nando's.

Also UK Govt -Young people have been social distancing too much.

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Covid.....we can all relax now. on 17:43 - Sep 9 with 1357 viewsHARRY10

Covid.....we can all relax now. on 08:58 - Sep 9 by MonkeyAlan

I don't see any government across Europe or the rest of the world doing a much better job of how to get on top of covid. Every leader in the world is stumbling around in the dark. Even Starmer doesn't seem to have an answer with what to do, because his silence is deafening at the moment.


Perhaps a trip to Barnard Castle to get your eyes tested might help

...............that, and taking your head out of Johnson's lower colon
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Covid.....we can all relax now. on 19:33 - Sep 9 with 1303 viewsghostofescobar

I have one: Boris...You...C*nt

GhostOfEscobar

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Covid.....we can all relax now. on 19:38 - Sep 9 with 1297 viewsleitrimblue

Covid.....we can all relax now. on 19:33 - Sep 9 by ghostofescobar

I have one: Boris...You...C*nt


Good work. Informative and catchy
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Covid.....we can all relax now. on 19:42 - Sep 9 with 1290 viewsjeera

Covid.....we can all relax now. on 14:53 - Sep 9 by Sarge

Sweden. They are the model we all should be following.


Sweden should not have the rate they have.

If they had done things differently, their toll would be significantly lower.

Edit: if the UK had followed suit, our toll would be also significantly higher.

It's not reasonable to dice with someone else's life just because it may not affect us directly.
[Post edited 9 Sep 2020 19:44]

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