| Never mind Battenberg, here's a Question For Our Times: 10:42 - Oct 1 with 843 views | BlueBadger |
Bakewell tarts - eat the place cherry or sling it?
Personally, I say 'sling the nasty piece of sticky, sugary plastic nastiness'. |  |
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| Never mind Battenberg, here's a Question For Our Times: on 10:47 - Oct 1 with 832 views | Keno |
Id eat cherry (oh errr misses) and cling the Bakewell slice |  |
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| Never mind Battenberg, here's a Question For Our Times: on 10:52 - Oct 1 with 822 views | bluewein |
Problem if you sling it is the remanence of said cherry are left on top of the bakewell still making it slightly inedible.
The only solution is to put them back on the shelf and pick up a pack of Mr Kipling apple and custard tarts... |  |
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| I think a lot of people on here would.... on 10:56 - Oct 1 with 815 views | Bloots |
....be better off losing their cherry. |  |
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| well that the best offer on 11:14 - Oct 1 with 794 views | Keno |
| I think a lot of people on here would.... on 10:56 - Oct 1 by Bloots |
....be better off losing their cherry. |
ive had for some time | |
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| Never mind Battenberg, here's a Question For Our Times: on 11:28 - Oct 1 with 786 views | ghostofescobar |
Eat! As a child I would throw it away, but I've matured now. |  |
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| Never mind Battenberg, here's a Question For Our Times: on 13:27 - Oct 1 with 760 views | factual_blue |
I'd say 'bring me some fruit cake NOW, or I will kill you'. |  |
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| Never mind Battenberg, here's a Question For Our Times: on 13:34 - Oct 1 with 755 views | J2BLUE |
Bin it obviously |  |
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| Never mind Battenberg, here's a Question For Our Times: on 13:36 - Oct 1 with 751 views | HARRY10 |
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| Never mind Battenberg, here's a Question For Our Times: on 13:44 - Oct 1 with 737 views | Barneycurley |
The cherry is a charlatan in the whole experience. Like a siren trying to cojule lips towards the horrible ending that it brings |  |
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| Never mind Battenberg, here's a Question For Our Times: on 13:59 - Oct 1 with 724 views | Oldsmoker |
You are, of course, refering to Mr. Kiplings version of a Bakewell tart.
The Traditional Bakewell tart is the size of a large dining plate and does not have a cherry or icing on top but almonds.
I bought one in Bakewell back in the '70's. |  |
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| Never mind Battenberg, here's a Question For Our Times: on 14:26 - Oct 1 with 713 views | jontysnut |
| Never mind Battenberg, here's a Question For Our Times: on 13:59 - Oct 1 by Oldsmoker |
You are, of course, refering to Mr. Kiplings version of a Bakewell tart.
The Traditional Bakewell tart is the size of a large dining plate and does not have a cherry or icing on top but almonds.
I bought one in Bakewell back in the '70's. |
and it's a pudding not a tart |  | | |
| Never mind Battenberg, here's a Question For Our Times: on 15:25 - Oct 1 with 697 views | WeWereZombies |
Oldsmoker and jontysnut have provided the factually correct answers so all that is left to say is that this question reminds me of a story my Shropshire mate told me about a stag party he was on in Amsterdam. The virgin in the party (who was not the groom) was taken to the red light district and the rest paid for him to lose his cherry, but he couldn't (possibly because the rest of the party were by the door listening in) so c'mon, it's a sweet thing and you know what you are in for when you get one, obviously eat the cherry - I would recommend two bites for the whole Bakewell tart (especially of it is one of those minute Mr. Kipling ones - which contain palm oil by the way) with the first bite precisely dissecting the cherry.
And the lad who went to Amsterdam a virgin and came back a virgin? New nickname - Shagger... |  |
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