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Friday lunch 12:37 - Mar 26 with 4816 viewshomer_123

Just been handed a plate of steak and chips for lunch!

Unexpected but very grateful.

Ade Akinbiyi couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo...
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Friday lunch on 17:37 - Mar 26 with 411 viewsEdwardStone

Friday lunch on 17:18 - Mar 26 by The_Romford_Blue

We were between Portugal and Scotland. At the moment it’s Scotland that is leading that battle. As fun as it would be in Portugal, that’s a bloody big move to make. Scotland is at least only a train away.

Out of interest.. what is a haagas? It’s a part of a pig isn’t it? I could just google it so no idea why I’m not..


Here you go Rommers

https://www.oatridge.co.uk/poems/m/monty-python-horace.php
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Friday lunch on 17:37 - Mar 26 with 411 viewsSpruceMoose

Friday lunch on 17:29 - Mar 26 by jeera

"The less you know".

That's what I said you doughnut!


Right you. Outside.

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Friday lunch on 17:38 - Mar 26 with 410 viewsronnyd

Friday lunch on 17:35 - Mar 26 by J2BLUE

What strength cheddar?


Extra mature, always.
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Friday lunch on 17:38 - Mar 26 with 410 viewsjeera

Friday lunch on 17:36 - Mar 26 by J2BLUE

Would that make you a Malteser?


I would say I've never heard that one before....

But that would be a lighter way into Europe for me no?

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Friday lunch on 17:38 - Mar 26 with 409 viewsSpruceMoose

Friday lunch on 17:35 - Mar 26 by jeera

I have only just considered today to explore the possibility of dual citizenship because of my late Maltese grandmother.

My mum is knocking on but after a quick scan I believe she is eligible, which may provide a link for me.

If you, or anyone else, knows of these things do let me know how it works.


If you fancy being an American the missus and I could adopt you?

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Friday lunch on 17:39 - Mar 26 with 407 viewsclive_baker

Friday lunch on 17:18 - Mar 26 by The_Romford_Blue

We were between Portugal and Scotland. At the moment it’s Scotland that is leading that battle. As fun as it would be in Portugal, that’s a bloody big move to make. Scotland is at least only a train away.

Out of interest.. what is a haagas? It’s a part of a pig isn’t it? I could just google it so no idea why I’m not..


Alternatively, between Portugal and Scotland could land you in Cornwall, not a bad shout.

Portugal is a cool country, I really love Lisbon, and Porto to a lesser extent although still a very cool city. Not sure I could live there though.

Haggis is delicious BTW. There's a brand called Macsween and I can highly recommend them. The vegetarian one too, delicious.

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Friday lunch on 17:40 - Mar 26 with 399 viewsfooters

Friday lunch on 17:35 - Mar 26 by jeera

I have only just considered today to explore the possibility of dual citizenship because of my late Maltese grandmother.

My mum is knocking on but after a quick scan I believe she is eligible, which may provide a link for me.

If you, or anyone else, knows of these things do let me know how it works.


Malta is boring as fook, mate.

So boring that the only time I went I got so drunk that I pissed myself.

The food was nice though. Rabbit the local speciality - very nice.

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Friday lunch on 17:40 - Mar 26 with 398 viewsjeera

Friday lunch on 17:37 - Mar 26 by SpruceMoose

Right you. Outside.


Can't, not well.

Feeling sorry for myself feeling crap after my jab.

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Friday lunch on 17:40 - Mar 26 with 397 viewsJ2BLUE

Friday lunch on 17:38 - Mar 26 by ronnyd

Extra mature, always.


Lower your guns men, he's alright.

Truly impaired.
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Friday lunch on 17:42 - Mar 26 with 391 viewsSpruceMoose

Friday lunch on 17:40 - Mar 26 by jeera

Can't, not well.

Feeling sorry for myself feeling crap after my jab.


Yeah well just be glad you're not meeting my jab, bucko!*



















*Hope you're feeling better soon matey.

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Friday lunch on 17:42 - Mar 26 with 389 viewsjeera

Friday lunch on 17:40 - Mar 26 by footers

Malta is boring as fook, mate.

So boring that the only time I went I got so drunk that I pissed myself.

The food was nice though. Rabbit the local speciality - very nice.


I don't want to live in Malta.

Ffs don't you start too. You're supposed be the smart one.

It would give EU freedom no?

I.e. opportunity to live in Europe etc.

Edit: the seafood is good there though. And the pizza.
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Friday lunch on 17:44 - Mar 26 with 378 viewsjeera

Friday lunch on 17:42 - Mar 26 by SpruceMoose

Yeah well just be glad you're not meeting my jab, bucko!*



















*Hope you're feeling better soon matey.


I don't want to complain but feck I've been rough.

I've already had a moan to J2 and Lagos so no reason why you shouldn't hear it too.

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Friday lunch on 17:46 - Mar 26 with 375 viewsfooters

Friday lunch on 17:42 - Mar 26 by jeera

I don't want to live in Malta.

Ffs don't you start too. You're supposed be the smart one.

It would give EU freedom no?

I.e. opportunity to live in Europe etc.

Edit: the seafood is good there though. And the pizza.
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I missed your point completely. That's me done until tomorrow aftermoon's autopsy session :)

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Friday lunch on 17:46 - Mar 26 with 372 viewsSpruceMoose

Friday lunch on 17:44 - Mar 26 by jeera

I don't want to complain but feck I've been rough.

I've already had a moan to J2 and Lagos so no reason why you shouldn't hear it too.


I take it is your first one? What one did you get? I had Pfizer, Missus had Moderna and luckily both had no kind of response beyond a sore arm. We know a few folk who got a knocked sideways a bit though.

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Friday lunch on 17:49 - Mar 26 with 354 viewsjeera

Friday lunch on 17:46 - Mar 26 by SpruceMoose

I take it is your first one? What one did you get? I had Pfizer, Missus had Moderna and luckily both had no kind of response beyond a sore arm. We know a few folk who got a knocked sideways a bit though.


Oh I had the good old British bulldog one.

Splitting head, shaking freezing cold then boiling hot etc.

Nausea.

Whinge, whine, moan...

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Friday lunch on 17:52 - Mar 26 with 346 viewsSpruceMoose

Friday lunch on 17:49 - Mar 26 by jeera

Oh I had the good old British bulldog one.

Splitting head, shaking freezing cold then boiling hot etc.

Nausea.

Whinge, whine, moan...


Sounds rubbish. Sounds like how Footers wakes up every morning after the night before to be honest.

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Friday lunch on 17:53 - Mar 26 with 345 viewsfooters

Friday lunch on 17:49 - Mar 26 by jeera

Oh I had the good old British bulldog one.

Splitting head, shaking freezing cold then boiling hot etc.

Nausea.

Whinge, whine, moan...


People seem to be saying the jabs are worse if you have had covid. Not sure whether that's just a rumour though. Mother was knocked for six and took a day off with flu-type symptoms after.

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Friday lunch on 17:57 - Mar 26 with 339 viewsjeera

Friday lunch on 17:53 - Mar 26 by footers

People seem to be saying the jabs are worse if you have had covid. Not sure whether that's just a rumour though. Mother was knocked for six and took a day off with flu-type symptoms after.


I saw it posted on here but thought nothing of it really.

I will of course have the second follow up jab but have to say I hope this isn't going to be an annual requirement.

Maybe the first one is the worst right?

Right?
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Friday lunch on 18:00 - Mar 26 with 335 viewsfooters

Friday lunch on 17:57 - Mar 26 by jeera

I saw it posted on here but thought nothing of it really.

I will of course have the second follow up jab but have to say I hope this isn't going to be an annual requirement.

Maybe the first one is the worst right?

Right?
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Haven't had it yet so dunno, but I've never wanted a prick so much - no news yet for us young whippersnappers!

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Friday lunch on 18:10 - Mar 26 with 323 viewsjeera

Friday lunch on 18:00 - Mar 26 by footers

Haven't had it yet so dunno, but I've never wanted a prick so much - no news yet for us young whippersnappers!


Sorry.

Hopefully you'll hear something soon.

The roll out seems to differ considerably from one area to another, but of course London is such a massive task you'd think.

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Friday lunch on 18:35 - Mar 26 with 304 viewsThe_Romford_Blue

Friday lunch on 17:32 - Mar 26 by J2BLUE

Rommers, don't let them trick you. Do you want to know exactly what it is?


Sure. What is it?

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Friday lunch on 18:36 - Mar 26 with 300 viewsThe_Romford_Blue

Friday lunch on 17:37 - Mar 26 by EdwardStone

Here you go Rommers

https://www.oatridge.co.uk/poems/m/monty-python-horace.php


Blimey

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Friday lunch on 18:59 - Mar 26 with 291 viewsChurchman

Friday lunch on 17:44 - Mar 26 by jeera

I don't want to complain but feck I've been rough.

I've already had a moan to J2 and Lagos so no reason why you shouldn't hear it too.


You will be fine tomorrow. Just the old immune system firing up!

As for Malta, I love it. Been there loads of times. Against it: no trees, it’s falling down in parts, over developed in others, the driving is rubbish, the food is not the best.

For it: wonderful people, fascinating history, climate, Valletta, Valletta harbour, Mdina. It’s a brilliant place. Always something to see and do or just chill out. I’d happily spend a good chunk of the year there.
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Friday lunch on 19:05 - Mar 26 with 286 viewsjeera

Friday lunch on 18:59 - Mar 26 by Churchman

You will be fine tomorrow. Just the old immune system firing up!

As for Malta, I love it. Been there loads of times. Against it: no trees, it’s falling down in parts, over developed in others, the driving is rubbish, the food is not the best.

For it: wonderful people, fascinating history, climate, Valletta, Valletta harbour, Mdina. It’s a brilliant place. Always something to see and do or just chill out. I’d happily spend a good chunk of the year there.


I have been, but many years ago.

The family ran an olive farm prior to the war apparently.

But that was abandoned, bombed out of their home etc.

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Friday lunch on 19:09 - Mar 26 with 278 viewsJ2BLUE

Friday lunch on 18:35 - Mar 26 by The_Romford_Blue

Sure. What is it?


Sheep's heart, liver and lungs, minced, in a sheep's stomach.

Truly impaired.
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