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Bird call experts. 15:01 - May 23 with 3631 viewsjeera

Chatter out loudly in flight and sound like squeaky toys.

Swallows?

Housemartins?

How else to tell?


*And no, none of them look like Paul Heaton before someone starts.

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Bird call experts. on 15:09 - May 23 with 1538 viewsEdwardStone

"Chatter loudly in flight, sound like squeaky toy"

Are you on an aeroplane full of Scousers?
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Bird call experts. on 15:11 - May 23 with 1530 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

Did they look like his?


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Bird call experts. on 15:12 - May 23 with 1524 viewsjeera

ffs

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Bird call experts. on 15:15 - May 23 with 1507 viewsfooters

I always find 'Oi oi, darlin'' works like a charm.

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Bird call experts. on 15:17 - May 23 with 1503 viewseireblue

What type of experts should the Bird call?
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Bird call experts. on 15:18 - May 23 with 1499 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

Bird call experts. on 15:12 - May 23 by jeera

ffs


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Bird call experts. on 15:18 - May 23 with 1499 viewsjeera

Isn't there someone like guthrum about?

Or Steve maybe.

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Bird call experts. on 15:20 - May 23 with 1494 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

Bird call experts. on 15:18 - May 23 by jeera

Isn't there someone like guthrum about?

Or Steve maybe.


No, just us doofuses.

What else can we help you with?

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Bird call experts. on 15:39 - May 23 with 1467 viewsSteve_M

Parakeets do that. There also a sh1t colour, scoring little feckers.

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Bird call experts. on 15:42 - May 23 with 1458 viewsm14_blue

We've had enough of experts remember.

I want more from dollers and footers.
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Bird call experts. on 15:42 - May 23 with 1456 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

Bird call experts. on 15:39 - May 23 by Steve_M

Parakeets do that. There also a sh1t colour, scoring little feckers.


Don't trust him jeera. He doesn't even know the difference between there/their/they're.

Trust the process. Trust Phil.

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Bird call experts. on 16:06 - May 23 with 1428 viewsjeera

Bird call experts. on 15:42 - May 23 by The_Flashing_Smile

Don't trust him jeera. He doesn't even know the difference between there/their/they're.


Doesn't matter now.

I've just been out and shot the lot.

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Bird call experts. on 16:07 - May 23 with 1422 viewsChondzoresk

Swifts.
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Bird call experts. on 16:07 - May 23 with 1422 viewsSteve_M

Bird call experts. on 15:42 - May 23 by The_Flashing_Smile

Don't trust him jeera. He doesn't even know the difference between there/their/they're.


FFS. Bloody iPad.

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Bird call experts. on 16:09 - May 23 with 1418 viewsm14_blue

Bird call experts. on 16:07 - May 23 by Steve_M

FFS. Bloody iPad.


You've let yourself down.

Makes me itchy looking at posts like that.
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Bird call experts. on 16:16 - May 23 with 1406 viewsjeera

Bird call experts. on 16:07 - May 23 by Chondzoresk

Swifts.


I'm next to a housing estate so guessed maybe house martins, or is that too literal?

Do the others commonly build in/amongst houses too?

I remember there being a nest in the men's loos at Southwold [?] for years where they returned each year and no one had the heart to remove the thing.

I'm one of those who can never remember if it's swifts or swallows that skim across the fields etc.

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Bird call experts. on 16:16 - May 23 with 1405 viewsjeera

Bird call experts. on 16:07 - May 23 by Steve_M

FFS. Bloody iPad.


All that money too.

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Bird call experts. on 16:19 - May 23 with 1391 viewsjeera

Bird call experts. on 15:39 - May 23 by Steve_M

Parakeets do that. There also a sh1t colour, scoring little feckers.


I thought they hung out in Kent and parts of London.

Can't say I've seen many of those up here Steve.

The odd macaw, sure.

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Bird call experts. on 16:19 - May 23 with 1386 viewsHARRY10

Unable to contact that renowned bird watcher - Odd Billie

I found this instead



thems swallows, thems is
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Bird call experts. on 16:20 - May 23 with 1390 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

Bird call experts. on 16:06 - May 23 by jeera

Doesn't matter now.

I've just been out and shot the lot.


Seems a bit of an overreaction if I'm honest.

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Bird call experts. on 16:20 - May 23 with 1386 viewsCoastalblue

Bird call experts. on 16:16 - May 23 by jeera

I'm next to a housing estate so guessed maybe house martins, or is that too literal?

Do the others commonly build in/amongst houses too?

I remember there being a nest in the men's loos at Southwold [?] for years where they returned each year and no one had the heart to remove the thing.

I'm one of those who can never remember if it's swifts or swallows that skim across the fields etc.


Swallows - long forked tails
Swifts - short forked tails

Saw a lot of swifts yesterday at Rainham Marshes, looked like a cloud of midges from a distance.

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Bird call experts. on 16:21 - May 23 with 1384 viewsfooters

Bird call experts. on 15:42 - May 23 by m14_blue

We've had enough of experts remember.

I want more from dollers and footers.


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Bird call experts. on 16:22 - May 23 with 1380 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

Bird call experts. on 16:19 - May 23 by jeera

I thought they hung out in Kent and parts of London.

Can't say I've seen many of those up here Steve.

The odd macaw, sure.


I did think parakeets but I think you'd notice the difference. They're really loud and bright green.

Trust the process. Trust Phil.

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Bird call experts. on 16:22 - May 23 with 1375 viewsjeera

Bird call experts. on 16:20 - May 23 by The_Flashing_Smile

Seems a bit of an overreaction if I'm honest.


Someone had to pay for the lack of help on here.

There were always going to be consequences.
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Bird call experts. on 16:24 - May 23 with 1366 viewsFtnfwest

Green woodpeckers chatter loudly
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