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How do you do cheese on toast? 15:53 - May 25 with 3002 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

I've just had Davidstow 18 month Extra Mature Cheddar with real butter and a sliced red chilli and chilli flakes sprinkled over, on San Francisco style sourdough, melted under the grill. And a touch of Hellman's mayonnaise on the side to take the edge off.

My mouth is dancing like a firewalker. But it was amazing.

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How do you do cheese on toast? on 16:56 - May 25 with 1651 viewsfactual_blue

How do you do cheese on toast? on 15:58 - May 25 by usm

Foolish boy. Everyone knows its coleslaw and tommy sauce. And brown bread!!! Behave.


Anybody who describes tomato ketchup as 'tommy sauce' deserves a slow painful death.

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How do you do cheese on toast? on 16:57 - May 25 with 1646 viewsfooters

How do you do cheese on toast? on 16:55 - May 25 by jeera

Well Calvin should have sorted his priorities.

Leaving things entirely to God's will should never have extended to cheesemaking.



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How do you do cheese on toast? on 17:21 - May 25 with 1624 viewsfactual_blue

How do you do cheese on toast? on 16:11 - May 25 by jeera

There's always one who sits on the fence.


Is there?

I'm not so sure.

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How do you do cheese on toast? on 17:51 - May 25 with 1603 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

How do you do cheese on toast? on 16:31 - May 25 by Herbivore

You're melting and eating something made by dicking about with stuff that comes from a cow's tits and is meant to feed the cow's babies. Ponder on that and tell me who is the weird one.


Have you got that weird 'I can't see things in brackets' eye disease?

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How do you do cheese on toast? on 17:54 - May 25 with 1599 viewsHerbivore

How do you do cheese on toast? on 17:51 - May 25 by The_Flashing_Smile

Have you got that weird 'I can't see things in brackets' eye disease?


No. Have you got that lacking basic comprehension disease?

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How do you do cheese on toast? on 18:00 - May 25 with 1591 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

How do you do cheese on toast? on 17:54 - May 25 by Herbivore

No. Have you got that lacking basic comprehension disease?


No, but it's clear you have.

I'll spell it out for you as you're clearly a bit dim due to not enough protein... I agree with you on the calf milk bit... but melted cheese is one of life's pleasures.

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How do you do cheese on toast? on 18:02 - May 25 with 1585 viewsHerbivore

How do you do cheese on toast? on 18:00 - May 25 by The_Flashing_Smile

No, but it's clear you have.

I'll spell it out for you as you're clearly a bit dim due to not enough protein... I agree with you on the calf milk bit... but melted cheese is one of life's pleasures.


I never would have guessed that from your OP.

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How do you do cheese on toast? on 18:06 - May 25 with 1577 viewsjeera

How do you do cheese on toast? on 17:21 - May 25 by factual_blue

Is there?

I'm not so sure.


Are you pinching Phil's sociolinguist joke?.

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How do you do cheese on toast? on 18:58 - May 25 with 1551 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

How do you do cheese on toast? on 18:02 - May 25 by Herbivore

I never would have guessed that from your OP.


You didn't need to guess it when I said it in my reply to you.

People say I'm argumentative and yet look what you did to this pleasant and lighthearted thread. You're really angry for a veggie.

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How do you do cheese on toast? on 19:02 - May 25 with 1548 viewslowhouseblue

i've taken to toasting dolcelatte - it's extremely good.

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How do you do cheese on toast? on 20:30 - May 25 with 1512 viewsfactual_blue

How do you do cheese on toast? on 18:06 - May 25 by jeera

Are you pinching Phil's sociolinguist joke?.


I'm not certain.

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How do you do cheese on toast? on 20:34 - May 25 with 1511 viewsLesta_Tractor

Extra mature with marmite or chilli jam. It's got to be proper bread though, the mass produced white slice from kingsmill etc is vile stuff.

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How do you do cheese on toast? on 20:40 - May 25 with 1496 viewsIllinoisblue

Make a bacon roll instead.

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How do you do cheese on toast? on 07:19 - May 26 with 1419 viewsKropotkin123

How do you do cheese on toast? on 16:10 - May 25 by Herbivore

I don't, I'm not cool with calfs being slaughtered so I can have a snack. Plus it's rank anyway, melted cheese is weird and wrong.


What about, for a lack of a better word, the fake vegan cheese?

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How do you do cheese on toast? on 08:30 - May 26 with 1400 viewsHerbivore

How do you do cheese on toast? on 07:19 - May 26 by Kropotkin123

What about, for a lack of a better word, the fake vegan cheese?


Have you tried it? It's not pleasant stuff. I'll eat cashew cheese occasionally but it's not really for melting, it's more like a firm pate kind of vibe.

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How do you do cheese on toast? on 08:46 - May 26 with 1378 viewsKropotkin123

How do you do cheese on toast? on 08:30 - May 26 by Herbivore

Have you tried it? It's not pleasant stuff. I'll eat cashew cheese occasionally but it's not really for melting, it's more like a firm pate kind of vibe.


No I haven't, but there are vegan pizzas now in a fair amount of places, so I assumed it was getting better. I'll give it a try when vegans are saying it is good.

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How do you do cheese on toast? on 08:46 - May 26 with 1377 viewsgreyhound

Brown bread, lightly toasted, then buttered, mature cheddar and a little bit of parmesan, topped with a fine spreading of sweet chilli sauce toasted until it caramalises a bit, ketchup to dip.

Cut into halves not triangles!
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How do you do cheese on toast? on 08:49 - May 26 with 1374 viewsHerbivore

How do you do cheese on toast? on 08:46 - May 26 by Kropotkin123

No I haven't, but there are vegan pizzas now in a fair amount of places, so I assumed it was getting better. I'll give it a try when vegans are saying it is good.


My experience is it's still not good, aside from the previously mentioned cashew cheese. Although I was never a massive cheese fan so I'm not all that bothered in any case.

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