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So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? 16:00 - Mar 4 with 5399 views

I did a bit of archery in the Scouts, and I'm quite good at Wordle.

Also, isn't it just Sod's Law that we finally find ourselves a really good manager, and then the world ends in a nuclear holocaust? FFS.

Trust the process. Trust Phil.

So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 19:20 - Mar 4 with 2769 views

fabian_illness

I can do an awesome Helicopter impression when I take my pants off.

So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 19:21 - Mar 4 with 2766 views

jeera

So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 19:14 - Mar 4 by You_Bloo_Right
I once won a prize at a fairground crossbow shooting range - now if someone can supply a crossbow with a decidedly dodgy sight I reckon I still have sufficently poor aim to compensate.

You're frontline then.

I have an air rifle and have also always been nifty with an elastic band.

I can put a good 50% of my summer fly kills down to elastic band skills.

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Xmas dinner: Yorkshires or not?

So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 19:26 - Mar 4 with 2760 views

fabian_illness

So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 19:21 - Mar 4 by jeera
You're frontline then. I have an air rifle and have also always been nifty with an elastic band. I can put a good 50% of my summer fly kills down to elastic band skills.

I done some work for a very eccentric retired lawyer a few years ago.
He used to put sugar in an air rifle and shoot spiders in his conservatory.

So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 19:29 - Mar 4 with 2752 views

jeera

So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 19:26 - Mar 4 by fabian_illness
I done some work for a very eccentric retired lawyer a few years ago. He used to put sugar in an air rifle and shoot spiders in his conservatory.

Sugar? I can see how that would work I guess, but would be concerned it would goo up the barrel.

I have been known to use chewed up bits of paper and take pot-shots in the garden at pigeons. And visiting cats.

Poll:

Xmas dinner: Yorkshires or not?

So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 19:33 - Mar 4 with 2745 views

buoyant

I can catch flies with chop sticks

Danielson

UTT

So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 19:44 - Mar 4 with 2730 views

jeera

So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 16:19 - Mar 4 by leitrimblue
Im quite handy with a chainsaw

Poll:

Xmas dinner: Yorkshires or not?

So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 21:21 - Mar 4 with 2682 views

Nthsuffolkblue

I have shot a .22 rifle and fairly regularly hit the target. I have also done a little archery.

Unfortunately I have a terrible ability to recognise faces so probably would struggle to tell friend from foe, though!

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So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 21:37 - Mar 4 with 2656 views

Dubtractor

I do a decent veg patch.

Though in the post war irradiated wastelands of IP3 that prob won't be much use.

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BanksterDebtSlave

Time to dust off 'The Anarchist's Cookbooks perhaps...
https://www.quirkbooks.com/post/banned-books-week-anarchists-cookbook

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So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 21:48 - Mar 4 with 2644 views

Dubtractor

I also have a remarkably high success rate on the coconut shy, or at least I did when I last went to such events.

So yeah, use me for throwing wooden balls at stuff.

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So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 22:18 - Mar 4 with 2619 views

DinDjarin

6 yrs with C company 6 Royal Anglians now disbanded.

Probably too old to expect any call up.

So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 08:37 - Mar 5 with 2531 views

The_Flashing_Smile

So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 19:29 - Mar 4 by jeera
Sugar? I can see how that would work I guess, but would be concerned it would goo up the barrel. I have been known to use chewed up bits of paper and take pot-shots in the garden at pigeons. And visiting cats.

I hate it when I goo up the barrel.

Trust the process. Trust Phil.

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So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 09:03 - Mar 5 with 2517 views

LegendofthePhoenix

I have a Robin Hood hat from winning the novice archery competition at Center Parcs last summer. Wo betide any Ruskies coming my way.

Poll:

would you rather

So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 09:37 - Mar 5 with 2504 views

Ewan_Oozami

So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 16:23 - Mar 4 by The_Flashing_Smile
I can bring Battenberg if that'll get me in?

There won't be any left, I'm already panic buying all the Battenberg I can get my hands on....

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So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 09:37 - Mar 5 by Ewan_Oozami
There won't be any left, I'm already panic buying all the Battenberg I can get my hands on....

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Leaky

So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 16:13 - Mar 4 by Guthrum
I shall just sit here and glow gently, being less than two miles from a very prime target. [Post edited 4 Mar 2022 16:13]

I too live near a potential target. Plan to be vaporised with a near empty pint of Ghostship in my hand.

So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 13:34 - Mar 5 with 2388 views

Churchman

So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 21:21 - Mar 4 by Nthsuffolkblue
I have shot a .22 rifle and fairly regularly hit the target. I have also done a little archery. Unfortunately I have a terrible ability to recognise faces so probably would struggle to tell friend from foe, though! [Post edited 4 Mar 2022 21:30]

Best bet is to shoot the lot and apologise to any friendly fire victims later.

I drove a tank once if that’s any use. Oh, and I’ve flown a Tiger Moth. Not sure whether it’d cope with a Sukhoi or a Mig, but I could give it a go. The element of surprise would be on my side!

So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 13:38 - Mar 5 with 2373 views

J2BLUE

So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 09:37 - Mar 5 by Ewan_Oozami
There won't be any left, I'm already panic buying all the Battenberg I can get my hands on....

Good idea, the new society will need some form of punishment for wrong uns.

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Nthsuffolkblue

So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 13:34 - Mar 5 by Churchman
Best bet is to shoot the lot and apologise to any friendly fire victims later. I drove a tank once if that’s any use. Oh, and I’ve flown a Tiger Moth. Not sure whether it’d cope with a Sukhoi or a Mig, but I could give it a go. The element of surprise would be on my side!

I also can tell a joke about a tank and being sent to war without the proper equipment. Could be useful.

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So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 14:06 - Mar 5 with 2341 views

StuartBrett8

I'm in Lowestoft, I'm not sure if anyone could tell the difference if it were nuked :)

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