| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? 16:00 - Mar 4 with 5401 views | The_Flashing_Smile |
I did a bit of archery in the Scouts, and I'm quite good at Wordle.
Also, isn't it just Sod's Law that we finally find ourselves a really good manager, and then the world ends in a nuclear holocaust? FFS. |  |
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| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 16:46 - Mar 4 with 924 views | factual_blue |
| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 16:23 - Mar 4 by The_Flashing_Smile |
I can bring Battenberg if that'll get me in? |
That'll get you at the wrong end of some of the more high-powered weaponry. |  |
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| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 16:48 - Mar 4 with 917 views | Churchman |
| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 16:41 - Mar 4 by Fixed_It |
Just a thought - do Russian owls sound the same...?! |
Do they have owls in Russia? If they do, they’ll need extra little feathery jackets to deal with the cold. Maybe a furry hat too. |  | | |
| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 16:53 - Mar 4 with 875 views | The_Flashing_Smile |
| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 16:45 - Mar 4 by J2BLUE |
I can help repopulate the earth with 9s and 10s.
Combining our genetic material our offspring should be solid 5s. |
This is a novel approach but I'm still not sleeping with you. | |
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| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 16:53 - Mar 4 with 873 views | HARRY10 |
A slavish belief in whatever my betters tell me
which I have been assured will protect me (and other like minded folk) should Vlad have to defend Russia from an EU nuclear attack by nuking the UK as well
It just needs a tug on the forelock every hour to ensure the defence is up-to-date |  | | |
| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 16:54 - Mar 4 with 865 views | J2BLUE |
| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 16:53 - Mar 4 by The_Flashing_Smile |
This is a novel approach but I'm still not sleeping with you. |
Not sure we have all the parts to reproduce anyway.
Thank god. |  |
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| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 16:57 - Mar 4 with 861 views | Ryorry |
I used to be a decent shot with a .22 air rifle, and also have rabbit-skinning & veg-growing skills. Sadly though, have parted company with my Mad Max ancient Landrover Defender :( |  |
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| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 17:12 - Mar 4 with 835 views | BanksterDebtSlave |
I once fired off a catapult at a Dutch nuclear power station if that helps. |  |
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| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 17:19 - Mar 4 with 828 views | leitrimblue |
| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 16:38 - Mar 4 by giant_stow |
Yeah, we can eat roots or grass or something - save the equipment for the important stuff. |
I'm planning to live off West Coast shellfish and slightly radioactive lamb outside of the berry and mushroom season. |  | | |
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| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 17:21 - Mar 4 with 825 views | belgablue |
I speak French so could help negotiate our surrender should our hideout be invaded |  |
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| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 17:31 - Mar 4 with 812 views | NthQldITFC |
I have tiddlywinks. Will keep us occupied while the fog clears. |  |
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| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 17:35 - Mar 4 with 791 views | eireblue |
Chairs. |  | | |
| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 17:35 - Mar 4 with 793 views | Ryorry |
Surprised that no-one's yet offered FM skills with outcome of us winning the Champs League - c'mon guys n gals, step up! | |
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| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 17:54 - Mar 4 with 764 views | SitfcB |
| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 16:46 - Mar 4 by factual_blue |
That'll get you at the wrong end of some of the more high-powered weaponry. |
Can’t imagine that’s very high powered at your age. |  |
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| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 18:04 - Mar 4 with 742 views | Churchman |
| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 16:53 - Mar 4 by HARRY10 |
A slavish belief in whatever my betters tell me
which I have been assured will protect me (and other like minded folk) should Vlad have to defend Russia from an EU nuclear attack by nuking the UK as well
It just needs a tug on the forelock every hour to ensure the defence is up-to-date |
Trust me, UKs nuclear deterrent works. | | | |
| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 18:08 - Mar 4 with 733 views | jontysnut |
As Woody Allen said in the event of war I'm a hostage |  | | |
| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 18:17 - Mar 4 with 722 views | The_Flashing_Smile |
| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 18:08 - Mar 4 by jontysnut |
As Woody Allen said in the event of war I'm a hostage |
I like Spike Milligan's line: "I’m a hero with coward’s legs." | |
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| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 18:19 - Mar 4 with 722 views | Oldsmoker |
| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 16:29 - Mar 4 by leitrimblue |
I have a pretty good understanding of hydroponics. Could use me skills to grow veg in theory, just seems such a waste  |
Hungry but stoned is better than fed and planet-side when your skins burnt and flaking off.
The prevailing winds would take a radoioactive cloud from a UK hit into Europe so Ireland is safe(ish). |  |
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| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 18:52 - Mar 4 with 699 views | jeera |
It is of course always good manners to buy your victim a cake after shooting at them:
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| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 18:55 - Mar 4 with 689 views | ghostofescobar |
I can curl my tongue into a circle, which may help as a distraction whilst my family makes their escape. |  |
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| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 18:58 - Mar 4 with 685 views | factual_blue |
| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 18:52 - Mar 4 by jeera |
It is of course always good manners to buy your victim a cake after shooting at them:
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OK. But no ba****b**g | |
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| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 18:58 - Mar 4 with 681 views | jeera |
| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 18:58 - Mar 4 by factual_blue |
OK. But no ba****b**g |
Well that wouldn't be much of an apology.
That would be a case for further action. | |
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| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 19:03 - Mar 4 with 677 views | Vic |
I’m pretty handy with a Swiss Army knife and am a dab hand at catching pin whiting off the beach. Also have several tents and plenty of wild camping kit.
Also been known to do a bit of chaplaincy work for any that need a bit of spiritual support in the midst of the apocalypse. |  |
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| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 19:05 - Mar 4 with 679 views | factual_blue |
| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 18:58 - Mar 4 by jeera |
Well that wouldn't be much of an apology.
That would be a case for further action. |
OK. I'd take it to the next level
https://i.imgur.com/MP2zev3.mp4 | |
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| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 19:14 - Mar 4 with 2771 views | You_Bloo_Right |
I once won a prize at a fairground crossbow shooting range - now if someone can supply a crossbow with a decidedly dodgy sight I reckon I still have sufficently poor aim to compensate. |  |
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