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Inanimate objects inextricably linked to Town players 15:51 - May 31 with 2890 viewsArnoldMoorhen

Let's have a thread where we have to come up with inanimate objects that are inextricably linked to one, and only one, Ipswich player.

Objections may be raised, like in Just a Minute, by buzzing in with your challenge.

Objections may be:

1. There is a better inanimate object for that player, namely...

2. There is more than Ipswich one player inextricably linked to that object, namely...

3. Whatchoo on about, Willis? That object isn't linked to that player.

Ok, here goes:

Electronic tag: Gary Croft

(Is this a Football thread? It feels like a football thread...)
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Inanimate objects inextricably linked to Town players on 15:51 - May 31 with 1910 viewsArnoldMoorhen

Blood stained England shirt: Terry Butcher
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Inanimate objects inextricably linked to Town players on 15:52 - May 31 with 1903 viewsOriginalMarkyP

Gloves. Stewart.

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Inanimate objects inextricably linked to Town players on 15:53 - May 31 with 1899 viewsArnoldMoorhen

BB Gun: Darren Bent
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Inanimate objects inextricably linked to Town players on 15:53 - May 31 with 1895 viewsSteve_M

Shopping trolley: Ian Marshall.

Err, adult, magazine: Romeo Zondervan.

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Inanimate objects inextricably linked to Town players on 15:57 - May 31 with 1880 viewsArnoldMoorhen

Inanimate objects inextricably linked to Town players on 15:53 - May 31 by Steve_M

Shopping trolley: Ian Marshall.

Err, adult, magazine: Romeo Zondervan.


I don't know the Marshall shopping trolley story... what is it?

+1 for Romeo Zondervan's jazz mags
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Inanimate objects inextricably linked to Town players on 15:58 - May 31 with 1874 viewsArnoldMoorhen

Inanimate objects inextricably linked to Town players on 15:52 - May 31 by OriginalMarkyP

Gloves. Stewart.


Can I push you to "ITFC branded knitted gloves", to avoid any Bartosz Bialkowski etc based objections?
[Post edited 31 May 2022 16:11]
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Inanimate objects inextricably linked to Town players on 15:59 - May 31 with 1870 viewsArnoldMoorhen

Old Man Mask: Fred Barber
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Inanimate objects inextricably linked to Town players on 16:01 - May 31 with 1861 viewsNthQldITFC

Leon Best - The door of a barn

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Inanimate objects inextricably linked to Town players on 16:01 - May 31 with 1866 viewsSteve_M

Inanimate objects inextricably linked to Town players on 15:57 - May 31 by ArnoldMoorhen

I don't know the Marshall shopping trolley story... what is it?

+1 for Romeo Zondervan's jazz mags


He claimed he had injured himself with one, I'm not sure anyone entirely believed him and just assumed he had done something pissed.

Ah, another one:

The Town Hall steps: Danny Sonner.

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Inanimate objects inextricably linked to Town players on 16:13 - May 31 with 1835 viewsArnoldMoorhen

Inanimate objects inextricably linked to Town players on 16:01 - May 31 by NthQldITFC

Leon Best - The door of a barn


Objection!!!!! See also Taylor, Paul; Martin, Lee; Nouble, Frank; and Emmanuel-Thomas, Jay.
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Inanimate objects inextricably linked to Town players on 16:16 - May 31 with 1827 viewsArnoldMoorhen

I'm having a philosophical debate with myself as to whether "Phone Call from his Mum" counts as an inanimate object...

Oh, sod it, I'll take a risk and play it:

Phone Call from his Mum: Ainsley Maitland-Niles
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Inanimate objects inextricably linked to Town players on 16:35 - May 31 with 1785 viewsSteve_M

Inanimate objects inextricably linked to Town players on 16:13 - May 31 by ArnoldMoorhen

Objection!!!!! See also Taylor, Paul; Martin, Lee; Nouble, Frank; and Emmanuel-Thomas, Jay.


A Christmas present for a child in hospital: Paul Taylor.

Could also be a Subway meal too I suppose.

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Inanimate objects inextricably linked to Town players on 16:38 - May 31 with 1758 viewsArnoldMoorhen

Inanimate objects inextricably linked to Town players on 16:35 - May 31 by Steve_M

A Christmas present for a child in hospital: Paul Taylor.

Could also be a Subway meal too I suppose.


I would lean towards the Subway meal as lots of Town players visit EACH with presents every year!
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Inanimate objects inextricably linked to Town players on 16:46 - May 31 with 1742 viewsArnoldMoorhen

Cordovan* hat: Finidi George

* Google tells me that it was a hat particular to the Cordovan region that Finidi wore after scoring for Real Betis. The shortage of Cordovan hats in the IP postcode area may have led to it being a Fedora when he played for Ipswich, though.
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Inanimate objects inextricably linked to Town players on 16:46 - May 31 with 1740 viewsBasingstokeBlue

Michael Chopra - a laundry bag filled with cash.

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Inanimate objects inextricably linked to Town players on 16:55 - May 31 with 1720 viewsCharlie_pl_baxter

James Norwood - broken car window.

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Inanimate objects inextricably linked to Town players on 16:58 - May 31 with 1713 viewsPhilTWTD

Inanimate objects inextricably linked to Town players on 16:01 - May 31 by Steve_M

He claimed he had injured himself with one, I'm not sure anyone entirely believed him and just assumed he had done something pissed.

Ah, another one:

The Town Hall steps: Danny Sonner.


He admitted the supermarket story wasn't true, he was in a bookies but didn't want to say that. Just twisted and hurt his knee, if I remember rightly. Got plenty of mileage from the riding on a shopping trolley angle though over the years, though.
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Inanimate objects inextricably linked to Town players on 16:58 - May 31 with 1707 viewsGavTWTD

Photograph of vomit. Jon Walters

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Inanimate objects inextricably linked to Town players on 16:59 - May 31 with 1706 viewsPhilTWTD

Paul Cooper, chewing gum.
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Inanimate objects inextricably linked to Town players on 17:11 - May 31 with 1646 viewsSteve_M

Inanimate objects inextricably linked to Town players on 16:38 - May 31 by ArnoldMoorhen

I would lean towards the Subway meal as lots of Town players visit EACH with presents every year!


Yes, but they all made it look like they were happy to be doing the hospital visit.

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Inanimate objects inextricably linked to Town players on 17:12 - May 31 with 1643 viewshatch

Bus pass - Car Loss Edwards
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Inanimate objects inextricably linked to Town players on 17:12 - May 31 with 1647 viewsPhilTWTD

Jason Dozzell, bobble hat.
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Inanimate objects inextricably linked to Town players on 17:16 - May 31 with 1635 viewsBlueandTruesince82

Richard Naylor, a stone age type club for catching lunch

Jim Magilton, top hat and a magic wand

Kieron Dyer plane tickets to Aya Nappa
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Jonathan Douglas - Jonathan Douglas
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Joe Broadfoot, taxi.
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