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Inanimate objects inextricably linked to Town players 15:51 - May 31 with 2885 viewsArnoldMoorhen

Let's have a thread where we have to come up with inanimate objects that are inextricably linked to one, and only one, Ipswich player.

Objections may be raised, like in Just a Minute, by buzzing in with your challenge.

Objections may be:

1. There is a better inanimate object for that player, namely...

2. There is more than Ipswich one player inextricably linked to that object, namely...

3. Whatchoo on about, Willis? That object isn't linked to that player.

Ok, here goes:

Electronic tag: Gary Croft

(Is this a Football thread? It feels like a football thread...)
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Inanimate objects inextricably linked to Town players on 17:22 - May 31 with 950 viewsSwansea_Blue

Inanimate objects inextricably linked to Town players on 16:46 - May 31 by ArnoldMoorhen

Cordovan* hat: Finidi George

* Google tells me that it was a hat particular to the Cordovan region that Finidi wore after scoring for Real Betis. The shortage of Cordovan hats in the IP postcode area may have led to it being a Fedora when he played for Ipswich, though.


Ah, I was going to use ‘teeth of an older man’ (allegedly) for Finidi

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Inanimate objects inextricably linked to Town players on 17:22 - May 31 with 950 viewsStochesStotasBlewe

Big Al. Cigarettes.

We have no village green, or a shop. It's very, very quiet. I can walk to the pub.

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Inanimate objects inextricably linked to Town players on 17:26 - May 31 with 938 viewsOsmansCleanSheet

Alan Brazil - Bathrobe
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Inanimate objects inextricably linked to Town players on 17:38 - May 31 with 929 viewsCharlie_pl_baxter

Inanimate objects inextricably linked to Town players on 17:12 - May 31 by hatch

Bus pass - Car Loss Edwards


Objection - Norwood after he was banned

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Inanimate objects inextricably linked to Town players on 17:47 - May 31 with 921 viewsVeggie

Can of petrol : Kevin Beattie

Urinal : Luke Chambers
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Inanimate objects inextricably linked to Town players on 19:02 - May 31 with 897 viewsPhilTWTD

Chris Kiwomya - lilac suit.
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Inanimate objects inextricably linked to Town players on 19:08 - May 31 with 890 viewsjudespiveyg

Larsen Toure - Corner Flag

I survived Ipswich 0-0 Burton

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Inanimate objects inextricably linked to Town players on 19:18 - May 31 with 883 viewsIllinoisblue

Inanimate objects inextricably linked to Town players on 16:58 - May 31 by PhilTWTD

He admitted the supermarket story wasn't true, he was in a bookies but didn't want to say that. Just twisted and hurt his knee, if I remember rightly. Got plenty of mileage from the riding on a shopping trolley angle though over the years, though.


Was there a Town player who hurt their foot by dropping a jar of salad cream on it?

62 - 78 - 81
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Inanimate objects inextricably linked to Town players on 19:19 - May 31 with 876 viewsIllinoisblue

Inanimate objects inextricably linked to Town players on 15:57 - May 31 by ArnoldMoorhen

I don't know the Marshall shopping trolley story... what is it?

+1 for Romeo Zondervan's jazz mags


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Poll: What sport is the most corrupt?

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Inanimate objects inextricably linked to Town players on 19:21 - May 31 with 876 viewsEdwardStone

Loft.... Richard Wright fell through the ceiling from

Handcuffs, or gesture of. David Norris when his mate got slammed up for killing that family when drunk driving
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Inanimate objects inextricably linked to Town players on 19:27 - May 31 with 868 viewsJeff_winger

Inanimate objects inextricably linked to Town players on 17:38 - May 31 by Charlie_pl_baxter

Objection - Norwood after he was banned


Also Adam tanner and Danny sonner
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Inanimate objects inextricably linked to Town players on 19:56 - May 31 with 843 viewsVeggie

Inanimate objects inextricably linked to Town players on 19:18 - May 31 by Illinoisblue

Was there a Town player who hurt their foot by dropping a jar of salad cream on it?


Wasn’t that the ex-Wimbledon goalie Dave Beasant? Rings a bell.
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Inanimate objects inextricably linked to Town players on 20:01 - May 31 with 841 viewsNthQldITFC

Inanimate objects inextricably linked to Town players on 19:27 - May 31 by Jeff_winger

Also Adam tanner and Danny sonner


They also share a liking for mirrors, although for differing reasons.

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Inanimate objects inextricably linked to Town players on 01:18 - Jun 1 with 768 viewsArnoldMoorhen

Nappies: Neil Thompson
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Inanimate objects inextricably linked to Town players on 01:32 - Jun 1 with 766 viewsBondiBlue

Inanimate objects inextricably linked to Town players on 19:27 - May 31 by Jeff_winger

Also Adam tanner and Danny sonner


And gary croft.

That's quite a list. Should probably start handing them out to new signings.

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Inanimate objects inextricably linked to Town players on 01:34 - Jun 1 with 763 viewsArnoldMoorhen

Ronaldo's Shirt: Titus Bramble
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Inanimate objects inextricably linked to Town players on 01:37 - Jun 1 with 760 viewsArnoldMoorhen

The advertising hoarding he piled Luke Chadwick into: Matthew Bates
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Inanimate objects inextricably linked to Town players on 01:37 - Jun 1 with 760 viewsjeera

1st floor window - Norwood.

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Inanimate objects inextricably linked to Town players on 07:24 - Jun 1 with 728 viewsmrshallisfit

Inanimate objects inextricably linked to Town players on 15:53 - May 31 by Steve_M

Shopping trolley: Ian Marshall.

Err, adult, magazine: Romeo Zondervan.


I think the bongo you refer to was actually in VHS form.
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Inanimate objects inextricably linked to Town players on 07:27 - Jun 1 with 728 viewsSteve_M

Inanimate objects inextricably linked to Town players on 19:02 - May 31 by PhilTWTD

Chris Kiwomya - lilac suit.


Pavlova: Jason Dozzell

Actually, does that count as inanimate when it was flung across a restaurant?

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Inanimate objects inextricably linked to Town players on 07:27 - Jun 1 with 726 viewsSteve_M

Inanimate objects inextricably linked to Town players on 19:19 - May 31 by Illinoisblue

Videos wasn’t it? Flying the filth in from Holland


It might well have been.

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Blog: Cycle of Hurt

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Inanimate objects inextricably linked to Town players on 07:37 - Jun 1 with 717 viewsBucklebury_blue

FA Cup… Roger Osborne
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Inanimate objects inextricably linked to Town players on 08:59 - Jun 1 with 684 viewsitfc_bucks

Tony Dinning - massive shorts
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Inanimate objects inextricably linked to Town players on 10:06 - Jun 1 with 670 viewsKeno

Inanimate objects inextricably linked to Town players on 07:37 - Jun 1 by Bucklebury_blue

FA Cup… Roger Osborne


SORRY!!! That should be an upper, my fingers missed the right spot

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