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Hopefully people will be a bit more streetwise when… on 10:36 - Jul 27 by Dyland
I love a good house party me.
The worst situation though was if you were a bit too hasty and went early doors for an ugly bird. I remember one disaster up Chantry where I was completely guided by my cock**** and ended up with some skinny bint with frizzy hair and oversized teeth, after an hour I had buyers remorse and to add insult to injury I didn't even get to finger her - and then the next day she kept phoning me.
*** My dad always thought I was a bit of a failure as a youngster but what he didn't know was that I had a magical cock, it was like one of those sticks that found water, mine always found a party. When at a junction and not knowing whether to turn left or right, my droogs all looked at me and we let Percy do the pointing.
“Hello, I'm your MP. Actually I'm not. I'm your candidate. Gosh.”
Boris Johnson canvassing in Henley, 2005.
Hopefully people will be a bit more streetwise when… on 11:02 - Jul 27 by Lord_Lucan
The worst situation though was if you were a bit too hasty and went early doors for an ugly bird. I remember one disaster up Chantry where I was completely guided by my cock**** and ended up with some skinny bint with frizzy hair and oversized teeth, after an hour I had buyers remorse and to add insult to injury I didn't even get to finger her - and then the next day she kept phoning me.
*** My dad always thought I was a bit of a failure as a youngster but what he didn't know was that I had a magical cock, it was like one of those sticks that found water, mine always found a party. When at a junction and not knowing whether to turn left or right, my droogs all looked at me and we let Percy do the pointing.
Hopefully people will be a bit more streetwise when… on 11:02 - Jul 27 by Lord_Lucan
The worst situation though was if you were a bit too hasty and went early doors for an ugly bird. I remember one disaster up Chantry where I was completely guided by my cock**** and ended up with some skinny bint with frizzy hair and oversized teeth, after an hour I had buyers remorse and to add insult to injury I didn't even get to finger her - and then the next day she kept phoning me.
*** My dad always thought I was a bit of a failure as a youngster but what he didn't know was that I had a magical cock, it was like one of those sticks that found water, mine always found a party. When at a junction and not knowing whether to turn left or right, my droogs all looked at me and we let Percy do the pointing.
Fapnav??????
You are the obsolete SRN4 to my Fairey Rotodyne....
Hopefully people will be a bit more streetwise when… on 11:02 - Jul 27 by Lord_Lucan
The worst situation though was if you were a bit too hasty and went early doors for an ugly bird. I remember one disaster up Chantry where I was completely guided by my cock**** and ended up with some skinny bint with frizzy hair and oversized teeth, after an hour I had buyers remorse and to add insult to injury I didn't even get to finger her - and then the next day she kept phoning me.
*** My dad always thought I was a bit of a failure as a youngster but what he didn't know was that I had a magical cock, it was like one of those sticks that found water, mine always found a party. When at a junction and not knowing whether to turn left or right, my droogs all looked at me and we let Percy do the pointing.
Mum says hi by the way.
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Hopefully people will be a bit more streetwise when… on 12:11 - Jul 27 with 603 views
Think in the MLS - and possibly Sweden - they have zones in the stadiums where people are allowed to set off smoke bombs. Think that’s a perfectly fair option.
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Hopefully people will be a bit more streetwise when… on 12:23 - Jul 27 with 587 views
Hopefully people will be a bit more streetwise when… on 12:13 - Jul 27 by MattinLondon
Think in the MLS - and possibly Sweden - they have zones in the stadiums where people are allowed to set off smoke bombs. Think that’s a perfectly fair option.
I've been giving this some thought.
The problem is it's impossible.
By allowing a designated area to do something that is illegal is - illegal.
A football club cannot overrule an act of parliament.
It is against the law to fire a firework or pyrotechnic device in a public place
Oh, hang on, thinking about it - a football ground is not really a public place as you have to pay to gain entry and it is owned by a person or company.
I think this is a grey area
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“Hello, I'm your MP. Actually I'm not. I'm your candidate. Gosh.”
Boris Johnson canvassing in Henley, 2005.
Hopefully people will be a bit more streetwise when… on 16:14 - Jul 27 by Lord_Lucan
I've been giving this some thought.
The problem is it's impossible.
By allowing a designated area to do something that is illegal is - illegal.
A football club cannot overrule an act of parliament.
It is against the law to fire a firework or pyrotechnic device in a public place
Oh, hang on, thinking about it - a football ground is not really a public place as you have to pay to gain entry and it is owned by a person or company.
I think this is a grey area
[Post edited 27 Jul 2022 16:18]
It's defo not a public space. We had a pyro issue at frimley when we had a group of youngsters who liked to let off blue and white pyros.
Rec uses complained to police.. however as it was within the ( cough cough) 'stadium' they couldn't get involved and told them to complain to the club instead.
Hopefully people will be a bit more streetwise when… on 14:05 - Jul 26 by bluelagos
So couple of things.
Firstly, they look the bollx when done properly. Secondly they are an attempt to keep football unsanitised, people know they are banned yet want football to retain some of it's edge/fun.
That said, the law is clear, as are the club communications around bans/prosecutions. So anyone partaking is clearly risking a lot.
There’s a difference between keeping football unsanitised and threatening the safety of fans and players. Why people feel the need to lob incendiary devices around and smoke out whole sections of fans is beyond me. Might as well throw knives up in the air and see which random fans / players they might hit.
[Post edited 27 Jul 2022 18:25]
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Hopefully people will be a bit more streetwise when… on 18:32 - Jul 27 with 445 views
Hopefully people will be a bit more streetwise when… on 18:22 - Jul 27 by Veggie
There’s a difference between keeping football unsanitised and threatening the safety of fans and players. Why people feel the need to lob incendiary devices around and smoke out whole sections of fans is beyond me. Might as well throw knives up in the air and see which random fans / players they might hit.
[Post edited 27 Jul 2022 18:25]
Aha....darts at football matches. Twtd!!
"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
Hopefully people will be a bit more streetwise when… on 18:22 - Jul 27 by Veggie
There’s a difference between keeping football unsanitised and threatening the safety of fans and players. Why people feel the need to lob incendiary devices around and smoke out whole sections of fans is beyond me. Might as well throw knives up in the air and see which random fans / players they might hit.
[Post edited 27 Jul 2022 18:25]
Tell you one thing, throwing straw men around like that, I'd recommend you steer well clear of anyone who does choose to indulge.
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