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....and to cheer you all up (esp. Ulla) I have a touch of bum hole rot and a 26 mile walk to do on Sunday. Here's hoping that medicated talc can work its magic!
"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
At the risk of posting personal stuff... on 11:15 - Jul 27 by Lord_Lucan
My prostrate is in a bit of a pickle as well Stevey.
I mentioned it to Dr Hall a few years back and he shoved his finger up my arse on the spot - but he said it was fairly normal.
Hooever, I think he was having an off day as I struggle to pee even though I want one - which is quite annoying in a watersports situation.
Well Allan I would surmise that you have an enlarged prostate but that your doctor found you to be smooth not wrinkly (the prostate!) When you make the appointment about the bleeding get a blood psa done too to establish a baseline reading.
"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
At the risk of posting personal stuff... on 11:04 - Jul 27 by Lord_Lucan
Bobby Moore was my dad's cousin (which he informed me makes him my cousin as well?) so it would be quite fitting.
Yes, you just become same cousin* once removed** if moving up or down a generation.
So your Father's cousin (common ancestor is two back from him, he is one generation up from you) is your 1st cousin once removed. Their child would be a 2nd cousin.
* 1st, 2nd, 3rd, etc, counting generations of separation from the common ancestor (remembering that the first one is "brother", before you get to "!st cousin"). ** Once, twice, third removed, etc., going generations up or down the tree.
At the risk of posting personal stuff... on 10:12 - Jul 27 by Lord_Lucan
Whilst we are on the subject of personal medical problems - by bum bleeds now and again and has done for years - especially after spicy food.
Get it checked out son. I just went to for a GP appointment for my b*llock problem and it turns out the wound is ulcerated. Set your mind at ease if nothing else!
At the risk of posting personal stuff... on 13:36 - Jul 27 by Cotty
Get it checked out son. I just went to for a GP appointment for my b*llock problem and it turns out the wound is ulcerated. Set your mind at ease if nothing else!
Set my mind at ease?
I only worry about it when I wipe my arse, if I go to the quack and I'm told I'm going to die then I'll be worrying about it constantly.
“Hello, I'm your MP. Actually I'm not. I'm your candidate. Gosh.”
Boris Johnson canvassing in Henley, 2005.
At the risk of posting personal stuff... on 14:03 - Jul 27 by Lord_Lucan
Set my mind at ease?
I only worry about it when I wipe my arse, if I go to the quack and I'm told I'm going to die then I'll be worrying about it constantly.
True but if you do have something nasty they can usually do something about it if you get it checked out early. My dad went in with early prostate cancer symptoms and he's absolutely fine now but could have been much worse.
At the risk of posting personal stuff... on 14:36 - Jul 27 by Charlie_pl_baxter
True but if you do have something nasty they can usually do something about it if you get it checked out early. My dad went in with early prostate cancer symptoms and he's absolutely fine now but could have been much worse.
Ok - I'm gonna bight the bullet Charlie - I like the name!
Problem is though, I drink so much red wine that I have very loose bowels and when Dr Hall checked my prostrate I shat on his hand - although he is a Norwich fan and I may have mentioned to him as a cracking joke that I did it on purpose.
Moon River...........
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“Hello, I'm your MP. Actually I'm not. I'm your candidate. Gosh.”
Boris Johnson canvassing in Henley, 2005.
At the risk of posting personal stuff... on 14:43 - Jul 27 by Lord_Lucan
Ok - I'm gonna bight the bullet Charlie - I like the name!
Problem is though, I drink so much red wine that I have very loose bowels and when Dr Hall checked my prostrate I shat on his hand - although he is a Norwich fan and I may have mentioned to him as a cracking joke that I did it on purpose.
Moon River...........
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Who would have thought Allan that my rotten bum hole could have such a positive real world affect.
"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
At the risk of posting personal stuff... on 14:43 - Jul 27 by Lord_Lucan
Ok - I'm gonna bight the bullet Charlie - I like the name!
Problem is though, I drink so much red wine that I have very loose bowels and when Dr Hall checked my prostrate I shat on his hand - although he is a Norwich fan and I may have mentioned to him as a cracking joke that I did it on purpose.
Moon River...........
[Post edited 27 Jul 2022 14:44]
Not the most creative name, but I've never been comfortable hiding behind an alias for online stuff (present company excepted).
PS interesting spelling of "bight" are you perhaps a nautical man?
At the risk of posting personal stuff... on 19:48 - Jul 28 by BanksterDebtSlave
Originally I wasn't going to do it! Did you make the appointment yet????
Edit...how big is this hedge? Asking for a friend!
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No I haven't made an appointment, I might do it Monday
I have two hedges - one out front that needs a trim - it's a piece of p1ss
The other one though is a big fecker and I want it pulled out and gone - but technically it's my neighbours - although I have mentioned I would help with the cost. That isn't imminent though as he would need to erect a fence immediately otherwise Sir Bob the dog would cause havoc. I'll send you some pics.
Don't worry though - the small hedge trim isn't worth driving over for - and I think i have found a goon to do it.
“Hello, I'm your MP. Actually I'm not. I'm your candidate. Gosh.”
Boris Johnson canvassing in Henley, 2005.
I’ve done several of these events in the past. Used to wear cycle shorts for the long hikes, really helps. Get a good nights sleep two nights before. Head up & get stuck in!
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