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Eurovision Thread Anyone ? 20:18 - May 13 with 11778 viewsMetal_Hacker

Don’t be afraid

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Eurovision Thread Anyone ? on 20:59 - May 13 with 1205 viewsMetal_Hacker

Anyone got any nail clippers ?

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Eurovision Thread Anyone ? on 21:00 - May 13 with 1203 viewsSwansea_Blue

Oh, hello!

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Eurovision Thread Anyone ? on 21:00 - May 13 with 1202 viewsRyorry

Eurovision Thread Anyone ? on 20:52 - May 13 by Swansea_Blue

You’ve even got me replying to my own posts now. There’s not enough Rioja in the world for this sh*te.


Cyprus were quite good though


Count yourself lucky. I've seen a bit of it, & compared with the sh*iteness level of 50 years ago or whenever it was that it started, it's almost bearable. The audio, video & choreography have at least brought it into the modern era & introduced a new level of professionalism.

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Eurovision Thread Anyone ? on 21:00 - May 13 with 1196 viewsFtnfwest

Eurovision Thread Anyone ? on 20:39 - May 13 by Churchman

It’s on. A must in our house, but wouldn’t be if it was up to me. God it’s awful. Really awful. Thank goodness for alcohol.

Car crash tv - bit like watching Sheffield Wednesday get flushed down the pan last night.


Thankfully it never will be on here! Mind you from what I know isn’t it supposed to be awful? That’s the whole point I thought?
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Looks like.... on 21:02 - May 13 with 1158 viewsBloots

Eurovision Thread Anyone ? on 20:59 - May 13 by Metal_Hacker

Anyone got any nail clippers ?


....she's been at Aleesha Dixon's dress.

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Looks like.... on 21:03 - May 13 with 1152 viewsMetal_Hacker

Looks like.... on 21:02 - May 13 by Bloots

....she's been at Aleesha Dixon's dress.


Lucky girl

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Eurovision Thread Anyone ? on 21:03 - May 13 with 1148 viewsChurchman

Eurovision Thread Anyone ? on 20:56 - May 13 by Metal_Hacker

I quite liked her trousers though


Quite liked her if she’d just have shut up.

Now have an Albanian girl dealing with toothache by the sound of it.
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Eurovision Thread Anyone ? on 21:03 - May 13 with 1148 viewsJ2BLUE

"I know you've got your smack sorted"

Wait, what? *Rewinds*

"I know you've got your snacks sorted"

Oh!

Truly impaired.
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Eurovision Thread Anyone ? on 21:05 - May 13 with 1132 viewsSwansea_Blue

Eurovision Thread Anyone ? on 21:00 - May 13 by Ryorry

Count yourself lucky. I've seen a bit of it, & compared with the sh*iteness level of 50 years ago or whenever it was that it started, it's almost bearable. The audio, video & choreography have at least brought it into the modern era & introduced a new level of professionalism.


I almost see the appeal. It’s similar to Euro Trash - car crash Tv that’s so bad it’s good. Yes, the production is pretty good.

Albania seem to have stolen Spain’s intro.

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Eurovision Thread Anyone ? on 21:08 - May 13 with 1110 viewsMetal_Hacker

Good looking chap

Hang on …..is it Cruncher?

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Eurovision Thread Anyone ? on 21:09 - May 13 with 1107 viewsSwansea_Blue

Eurovision Thread Anyone ? on 21:03 - May 13 by Churchman

Quite liked her if she’d just have shut up.

Now have an Albanian girl dealing with toothache by the sound of it.
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Sounds like you need a Horlicks break


*(hopes Keno or Hoppy aren’t on).

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Eurovision Thread Anyone ? on 21:10 - May 13 with 1100 viewsChurchman

Eurovision Thread Anyone ? on 21:08 - May 13 by Metal_Hacker

Good looking chap

Hang on …..is it Cruncher?


Sure as hell isn’t me. Not sure there’s much room for an old ugly bloke carrying a bit of timber. Mind you, I can’t sing a note so maybe I’m in with a chance next year!
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Eurovision Thread Anyone ? on 21:11 - May 13 with 1094 viewsSwansea_Blue

Eurovision Thread Anyone ? on 21:08 - May 13 by Metal_Hacker

Good looking chap

Hang on …..is it Cruncher?


My Mrs has a top like that. (Her beard’s not as neat though).

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Eurovision Thread Anyone ? on 21:15 - May 13 with 1059 viewsKeno

Eurovision Thread Anyone ? on 21:09 - May 13 by Swansea_Blue

Sounds like you need a Horlicks break


*(hopes Keno or Hoppy aren’t on).


What?

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Eurovision Thread Anyone ? on 21:16 - May 13 with 1039 viewsMetal_Hacker

Is that Keno and Hoppy ?

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Eurovision Thread Anyone ? on 21:18 - May 13 with 1020 viewsRyorry

Queen 1986 Wembley gig is on Sky Arts for those desperately seeking an alternative 👍

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Eurovision Thread Anyone ? on 21:19 - May 13 with 1019 viewsHorst3000

Eurovision Thread Anyone ? on 21:16 - May 13 by Metal_Hacker

Is that Keno and Hoppy ?


Finland reenacting a scene from The Human Centipede there…
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Eurovision Thread Anyone ? on 21:21 - May 13 with 982 viewsSwansea_Blue


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Eurovision Thread Anyone ? on 21:21 - May 13 with 979 viewsChurchman

Eurovision Thread Anyone ? on 21:19 - May 13 by Horst3000

Finland reenacting a scene from The Human Centipede there…


I wondered what it was.
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Eurovision Thread Anyone ? on 21:23 - May 13 with 969 viewsSwansea_Blue

Eurovision Thread Anyone ? on 21:15 - May 13 by Keno

What?


Slightly nervous about your reaction to the word ‘Horlicks’ old bean. I thought you might…


[wait for it]….



milk it.

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Eurovision Thread Anyone ? on 21:25 - May 13 with 948 viewsMetal_Hacker

I’m now having a geography issue

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The only thing camper than Eurovision? (n/t) on 21:25 - May 13 with 947 viewsBloots

Eurovision Thread Anyone ? on 21:18 - May 13 by Ryorry

Queen 1986 Wembley gig is on Sky Arts for those desperately seeking an alternative 👍



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Eurovision Thread Anyone ? on 21:25 - May 13 with 944 viewsSwansea_Blue

Eurovision Thread Anyone ? on 21:18 - May 13 by Ryorry

Queen 1986 Wembley gig is on Sky Arts for those desperately seeking an alternative 👍


I think we’ve had quite enough of the monarchy, thank you very much! (It was a good gig, but sadly I’m locked in now).

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Eurovision Thread Anyone ? on 21:28 - May 13 with 918 viewsSwansea_Blue

Eurovision Thread Anyone ? on 21:25 - May 13 by Metal_Hacker

I’m now having a geography issue


It’s Austria. The producer’s probably dyslexic.

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Eurovision Thread Anyone ? on 21:28 - May 13 with 915 viewsronnyd

Eurovision Thread Anyone ? on 21:23 - May 13 by Swansea_Blue

Slightly nervous about your reaction to the word ‘Horlicks’ old bean. I thought you might…


[wait for it]….



milk it.


Don't, He'll have a malt down.
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