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The chimney sweep was around yesterday. 19:16 - Sep 20 with 2898 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

15 mins, 38 fekkin pounds!!
Daylight robbery....and he does all of the Lord of the manor's rentals.

"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
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The chimney sweep was around yesterday. on 19:28 - Sep 20 with 2451 viewsSenatorBlue

Hopefully some one will be along to chim chim cheree you up!
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The chimney sweep was around yesterday. on 19:29 - Sep 20 with 2446 viewsLord_Lucan

To be fair he has to get there and back.

I think it’s blooming cheap.

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The chimney sweep was around yesterday. on 19:33 - Sep 20 with 2426 viewsDubtractor

That reminds me, I need to get our chimney swept.

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The chimney sweep was around yesterday. on 19:42 - Sep 20 with 2388 viewsStochesStotasBlewe

The chimney sweep was around yesterday. on 19:29 - Sep 20 by Lord_Lucan

To be fair he has to get there and back.

I think it’s blooming cheap.


Yep, bargain.
Had mine swept on Monday. £60.00 but to be fair, he did send a small child up the flue first so guess that included 50 pence wages for the young scallywag.

We have no village green, or a shop. It's very, very quiet. I can walk to the pub.

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The chimney sweep was around yesterday. on 19:45 - Sep 20 with 2379 viewsLord_Lucan

The chimney sweep was around yesterday. on 19:42 - Sep 20 by StochesStotasBlewe

Yep, bargain.
Had mine swept on Monday. £60.00 but to be fair, he did send a small child up the flue first so guess that included 50 pence wages for the young scallywag.


Wow.

Two gardening legends on one thread.

Either of you fancy any hedge work in IP4?

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The chimney sweep was around yesterday. on 20:11 - Sep 20 with 2326 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

The chimney sweep was around yesterday. on 19:29 - Sep 20 by Lord_Lucan

To be fair he has to get there and back.

I think it’s blooming cheap.


He's in the village for 2 or 3 days Alan. #fleeced

Edit....more than 2 hours hedge cutting to pay for that ffs!
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The chimney sweep was around yesterday. on 20:13 - Sep 20 with 2315 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

The chimney sweep was around yesterday. on 19:42 - Sep 20 by StochesStotasBlewe

Yep, bargain.
Had mine swept on Monday. £60.00 but to be fair, he did send a small child up the flue first so guess that included 50 pence wages for the young scallywag.


One chimney ?

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The chimney sweep was around yesterday. on 20:15 - Sep 20 with 2298 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

The chimney sweep was around yesterday. on 19:45 - Sep 20 by Lord_Lucan

Wow.

Two gardening legends on one thread.

Either of you fancy any hedge work in IP4?


£156/hr should cover it. I have to get there and back.
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The chimney sweep was around yesterday. on 20:17 - Sep 20 with 2290 viewsKropotkin123

Daylight robbery is a sweeping statement...

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The chimney sweep was around yesterday. on 20:32 - Sep 20 with 2246 viewsStochesStotasBlewe

The chimney sweep was around yesterday. on 20:13 - Sep 20 by BanksterDebtSlave

One chimney ?


Only the one Carol.
It's only a hovel after all.

We have no village green, or a shop. It's very, very quiet. I can walk to the pub.

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The chimney sweep was around yesterday. on 20:34 - Sep 20 with 2237 viewsChondzoresk

I’m not a big chimney sweep…….but I’ve got an enormous brush.
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The chimney sweep was around yesterday. on 20:35 - Sep 20 with 2230 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

The chimney sweep was around yesterday. on 20:32 - Sep 20 by StochesStotasBlewe

Only the one Carol.
It's only a hovel after all.


We have a now unused coal/wood aga( pre patent) in the kitchen of our hovel that used to do the hot water but are now down to just one.

Edit #uwerefleecedtoo
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The chimney sweep was around yesterday. on 21:14 - Sep 20 with 2182 viewsLeaky

The chimney sweep was around yesterday. on 20:11 - Sep 20 by BanksterDebtSlave

He's in the village for 2 or 3 days Alan. #fleeced

Edit....more than 2 hours hedge cutting to pay for that ffs!
[Post edited 20 Sep 2023 20:12]


Quit gardening become a chimney sweep simple then change your user name to Dick Van Dyke
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The chimney sweep was around yesterday. on 21:17 - Sep 20 with 2169 viewsWeWereZombies

The chimney sweep was around yesterday. on 21:14 - Sep 20 by Leaky

Quit gardening become a chimney sweep simple then change your user name to Dick Van Dyke


Bit obvious though, I'd go for OneFlueOverTheCuckoosNest...

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The chimney sweep was around yesterday. on 22:09 - Sep 20 with 2112 viewsKeno

Rates like he’s cleaning up

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The chimney sweep was around yesterday. on 22:13 - Sep 20 with 2098 viewsLord_Lucan

The chimney sweep was around yesterday. on 20:11 - Sep 20 by BanksterDebtSlave

He's in the village for 2 or 3 days Alan. #fleeced

Edit....more than 2 hours hedge cutting to pay for that ffs!
[Post edited 20 Sep 2023 20:12]


A chimney sweep is a specialist profession.

Anyone can cut a hedge.

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The chimney sweep was around yesterday. on 22:15 - Sep 20 with 2076 viewsKeno

The chimney sweep was around yesterday. on 22:13 - Sep 20 by Lord_Lucan

A chimney sweep is a specialist profession.

Anyone can cut a hedge.


He has ro keep abreast of all the rules changes and be careful not to catch the flue

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The chimney sweep was around yesterday. on 22:47 - Sep 20 with 2021 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

The chimney sweep was around yesterday. on 22:13 - Sep 20 by Lord_Lucan

A chimney sweep is a specialist profession.

Anyone can cut a hedge.


He sticks a pole with a brush on up the chimney ffs. Going to get myself a set.
Good luck with the hedge...

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The chimney sweep was around yesterday. on 22:51 - Sep 20 with 2003 viewsStochesStotasBlewe

The chimney sweep was around yesterday. on 22:47 - Sep 20 by BanksterDebtSlave

He sticks a pole with a brush on up the chimney ffs. Going to get myself a set.
Good luck with the hedge...


I'm sure the plumber will do it again this year.
After all, anyone can cut a hedge

We have no village green, or a shop. It's very, very quiet. I can walk to the pub.

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The chimney sweep was around yesterday. on 23:16 - Sep 20 with 1968 viewsLord_Lucan

The chimney sweep was around yesterday. on 22:51 - Sep 20 by StochesStotasBlewe

I'm sure the plumber will do it again this year.
After all, anyone can cut a hedge


You fecking hedge people have got it made.

You moan about a professional sweep (dying trade - catch me if you can) charging £19 an hour to go and sort an anarchist’s chimney out but expect to command similar recompense.

I am prepared to give you £15 an hour but in view of your left wing traits you will have to go through an enhanced interview.

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The chimney sweep was around yesterday. on 23:31 - Sep 20 with 1951 viewsStochesStotasBlewe

The chimney sweep was around yesterday. on 23:16 - Sep 20 by Lord_Lucan

You fecking hedge people have got it made.

You moan about a professional sweep (dying trade - catch me if you can) charging £19 an hour to go and sort an anarchist’s chimney out but expect to command similar recompense.

I am prepared to give you £15 an hour but in view of your left wing traits you will have to go through an enhanced interview.


Don't get out of bed for £15.00 an hour nowadays.

Apparantly us gardeners are "righties" as some would have us believe.

I'll do it for an afternoon of unbridled passion with Linda Lusardi and a packet of magic beans.

We have no village green, or a shop. It's very, very quiet. I can walk to the pub.

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The chimney sweep was around yesterday. on 23:33 - Sep 20 with 1950 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

The chimney sweep was around yesterday. on 23:16 - Sep 20 by Lord_Lucan

You fecking hedge people have got it made.

You moan about a professional sweep (dying trade - catch me if you can) charging £19 an hour to go and sort an anarchist’s chimney out but expect to command similar recompense.

I am prepared to give you £15 an hour but in view of your left wing traits you will have to go through an enhanced interview.


He's charging £152/ hr Allan. 38 at ours and then another 38 next door then 2 minute trip to the next one. Class traitor is what he is.....now you, he can charge what he likes.

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The chimney sweep was around yesterday. on 09:32 - Sep 21 with 1772 viewsEwan_Oozami

I suspect that does grate somewhat....

You are the obsolete SRN4 to my Fairey Rotodyne....
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The chimney sweep was around yesterday. on 09:35 - Sep 21 with 1763 viewsLeaky

The chimney sweep was around yesterday. on 22:51 - Sep 20 by StochesStotasBlewe

I'm sure the plumber will do it again this year.
After all, anyone can cut a hedge


A plumbing can't sweep a chimney unless he is HEATAS qualified, Its the solid fuel equivalent of Gas Safe.
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The chimney sweep was around yesterday. on 09:36 - Sep 21 with 1759 viewsWeWereZombies

The chimney sweep was around yesterday. on 22:51 - Sep 20 by StochesStotasBlewe

I'm sure the plumber will do it again this year.
After all, anyone can cut a hedge


I know people who have a set of poles and use them both for the chimney and for drain cleaning...you can smell when they have the fire on the go though.

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