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Holiday conscience 12:14 - Dec 7 with 1340 viewsBucklebury_blue

My wife has booked us a holiday in the Canaries. Is it disloyal to ITFC if I go?
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Holiday conscience on 12:18 - Dec 7 with 1298 viewsitfcjoe

Yes, this is why I'm going to Madeira in a few weeks as couldn't go to the C*naries

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Holiday conscience on 12:52 - Dec 7 with 1209 viewsPlums

Some colleagues once named our meeting rooms as the Canaries, Bahamas etc. Being a grown up, bigger man, I swiftly revised the former to 'Balearics'.

It's not disloyal to go but you need to recognise the harm caused.

It's 106 miles to Portman Road, we've got a full tank of gas, half a round of Port Salut, it's dark... and we're wearing blue tinted sunglasses.
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Holiday conscience on 12:53 - Dec 7 with 1203 viewsStewart27

I’ve been to the canaries. The similarities are very similar to Norwich.

The late night “adult erotic show” was performed by a brother and sister act.

I also got given a certificate for just participating in a 90s song competition.

Steer clear.
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Holiday conscience on 12:55 - Dec 7 with 1183 viewsMedwayTractor

The correct English translation means Islands of the Dogs, not a reference to horrible little yellow birds. You may go on holiday with a clear conscience.

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Holiday conscience on 12:59 - Dec 7 with 1167 viewsNthQldITFC

Holiday conscience on 12:55 - Dec 7 by MedwayTractor

The correct English translation means Islands of the Dogs, not a reference to horrible little yellow birds. You may go on holiday with a clear conscience.


I wonder how many mainland Spaniards or other Latin types end up sunning themselves for a couple of weeks in Millwall?

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Holiday conscience on 13:43 - Dec 7 with 1029 viewsyorkshireblue

Holiday conscience on 12:18 - Dec 7 by itfcjoe

Yes, this is why I'm going to Madeira in a few weeks as couldn't go to the C*naries


O/T but Madeira is great.

If you've not been before, I highly recommend trying the "Banana Fish" as I call it - Yes, fish and banana.... Black Scabbard, deep fried with Banana and a passion fruit sauce.... https://blog.madeira.best/madeira-black-scabbard-fish.

No idea how, but it works.

(And obviosuly do the Toboggan whislt you are there)
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Holiday conscience on 14:08 - Dec 7 with 965 viewsRadlett_blue

Holiday conscience on 13:43 - Dec 7 by yorkshireblue

O/T but Madeira is great.

If you've not been before, I highly recommend trying the "Banana Fish" as I call it - Yes, fish and banana.... Black Scabbard, deep fried with Banana and a passion fruit sauce.... https://blog.madeira.best/madeira-black-scabbard-fish.

No idea how, but it works.

(And obviosuly do the Toboggan whislt you are there)


Madeira is really pleasant, but falls well short of Tenerife etc as a winter sun destination. I have spent most of the last 2 winters in Tenerife & I think there was one day when it was too cold to walk around in t shirt and shorts.

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Holiday conscience on 14:18 - Dec 7 with 919 viewsnodge_blue

Just call it Tenerife and you'll be fine.

Unless its Lands a grotti.

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Holiday conscience on 16:23 - Dec 7 with 761 viewsArnoldMoorhen

Not disloyal at all. If you spend a week there you will have several opportunities to "sh1t on the Canaries!"

If you time it right, travel across the island, or even.an excursion to other islands, and take a toilet break in different towns and villages, then you will be able to "sh1t all over the Canaries!"

So to ease your conscience, all you'll have to do is ease your bowels.
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Holiday conscience on 16:32 - Dec 7 with 752 viewsChurchman

Holiday conscience on 12:18 - Dec 7 by itfcjoe

Yes, this is why I'm going to Madeira in a few weeks as couldn't go to the C*naries


Oh dear, that’s me destined for disloyalty-central. I’m off to Gran Canaria next September (hangs head in shame).

Should have chosen Madeira, which I adore anyway.
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Holiday conscience on 17:48 - Dec 7 with 673 viewsRadlett_blue

Holiday conscience on 16:32 - Dec 7 by Churchman

Oh dear, that’s me destined for disloyalty-central. I’m off to Gran Canaria next September (hangs head in shame).

Should have chosen Madeira, which I adore anyway.


Gran Canaria, oddly enough, is not the largest of the Canary Islands.

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Holiday conscience on 17:52 - Dec 7 with 663 viewsPortmanteauxcurling

Holiday conscience on 17:48 - Dec 7 by Radlett_blue

Gran Canaria, oddly enough, is not the largest of the Canary Islands.


Perhaps she's just some ol' bird.






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