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We have two threads about 'Kelvin' Phillips 09:31 - Dec 11 with 3323 viewsbournemouthblue

from two separate posters, what is going on?

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We have two threads about 'Kelvin' Phillips on 09:33 - Dec 11 with 3123 viewsKeno

Its Kelvin Philips day!!

Phil has a wager with Gav that the board cant be full of Kelvin Phillips threads, whoever loses has to cook Christmas dinner in TWTD Towers

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We have two threads about 'Kelvin' Phillips on 10:24 - Dec 11 with 3034 viewsJ2BLUE

Frimmers.


One word gives you the full story.

Truly impaired.
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We have two threads about 'Kelvin' Phillips on 10:54 - Dec 11 with 2969 viewsEwan_Oozami

We have two threads about 'Kelvin' Phillips on 10:24 - Dec 11 by J2BLUE

Frimmers.


One word gives you the full story.


Could we get the verb "Frimmer" into the dictionary?

To "Frimmer" - to discuss an obscure football topic using detailed and wild speculation and confusing rhetorical questions in order to ostensibly assuage one's curiosity whilst aggravating everyone else involved?

Hence: "Frimmering"

You are the obsolete SRN4 to my Fairey Rotodyne....
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We have two threads about 'Kelvin' Phillips on 11:15 - Dec 11 with 2922 viewsYou_Bloo_Right

We have two threads about 'Kelvin' Phillips on 10:54 - Dec 11 by Ewan_Oozami

Could we get the verb "Frimmer" into the dictionary?

To "Frimmer" - to discuss an obscure football topic using detailed and wild speculation and confusing rhetorical questions in order to ostensibly assuage one's curiosity whilst aggravating everyone else involved?

Hence: "Frimmering"


“If human beings don’t keep Frimmering, their brains start working.” (Douglas Adams)

"Frimmering is not a means; it is an end." (George Orwell)

"The lady doth Frimmer too much." (William Shakespeare)

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We have two threads about 'Kelvin' Phillips on 11:28 - Dec 11 with 2890 viewsWeWereZombies

We have two threads about 'Kelvin' Phillips on 11:15 - Dec 11 by You_Bloo_Right

“If human beings don’t keep Frimmering, their brains start working.” (Douglas Adams)

"Frimmering is not a means; it is an end." (George Orwell)

"The lady doth Frimmer too much." (William Shakespeare)


'Those who cannot remember the Frimmers post are condemned to repeat it.' (George Santayana)

'A spectre is haunting TWTD's forum - the spectre of Frimmers.' (Karl MarkTWTD)

'Man is born free but everywhere he is in Frimmers' posts.' (Jean-Jacques Rousseau)

'Thou shalt not multiply Frimmers unnecessarily.' (William of Ockham)

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We have two threads about 'Kelvin' Phillips on 11:36 - Dec 11 with 2850 viewshoppy

I think you'll find that's three threads.

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We have two threads about 'Kelvin' Phillips on 11:43 - Dec 11 with 2825 viewsGeoffSentence

There is a degree of uncertainty about his name.

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We have two threads about 'Kelvin' Phillips on 12:11 - Dec 11 with 2743 viewsYou_Bloo_Right

We have two threads about 'Kelvin' Phillips on 11:28 - Dec 11 by WeWereZombies

'Those who cannot remember the Frimmers post are condemned to repeat it.' (George Santayana)

'A spectre is haunting TWTD's forum - the spectre of Frimmers.' (Karl MarkTWTD)

'Man is born free but everywhere he is in Frimmers' posts.' (Jean-Jacques Rousseau)

'Thou shalt not multiply Frimmers unnecessarily.' (William of Ockham)


"Frimmers of the world unite, you have nothing to lose but your brains"

"Thou shalt not Frimmer"

"IPSWICH. Michaelmas Term lately over, and the Lord Frimmerer sitting in his own front room. Implacable December weather. As much mud in the streets as if the waters had but newly retired from the face of the earth, and it would not be wonderful to meet a Megalosaurus, forty feet long or so, waddling like an elephantine lizard up Bishops Hill."

"All happy families are alike; each unhappy family Frimmers in its own way."
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We have two threads about 'Kelvin' Phillips on 12:30 - Dec 11 with 2654 viewsBlueandTruesince82

"If a Frimmering appears on a message board but there is nobody there to read it was it still Frimmerd?"

Some Philosophiser

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We have two threads about 'Kelvin' Phillips on 12:50 - Dec 11 with 2594 viewsYou_Bloo_Right

We have two threads about 'Kelvin' Phillips on 12:30 - Dec 11 by BlueandTruesince82

"If a Frimmering appears on a message board but there is nobody there to read it was it still Frimmerd?"

Some Philosophiser


"Hell is other people's Frmmering"

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We have two threads about 'Kelvin' Phillips on 18:34 - Dec 11 with 2413 viewsWeWereZombies

We have two threads about 'Kelvin' Phillips on 12:50 - Dec 11 by You_Bloo_Right

"Hell is other people's Frmmering"


Or more accurately 'L'enfer, c'est les Frimmers.' (Jean-Paul Lambert)

Also

'Whosoever is delighted in Frimmers is either a wild beast or a God.' (Aristotle Nsiala)

'Everything we hear from Frimmers is an opinion, not a fact.' (Marcus Evansius)

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We have two threads about 'Kelvin' Phillips on 21:37 - Dec 11 with 2278 viewsYou_Bloo_Right

We have two threads about 'Kelvin' Phillips on 18:34 - Dec 11 by WeWereZombies

Or more accurately 'L'enfer, c'est les Frimmers.' (Jean-Paul Lambert)

Also

'Whosoever is delighted in Frimmers is either a wild beast or a God.' (Aristotle Nsiala)

'Everything we hear from Frimmers is an opinion, not a fact.' (Marcus Evansius)


"Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished by Frimmering." (Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hirst)

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We have two threads about 'Kelvin' Phillips on 21:42 - Dec 11 with 2258 viewsWeWereZombies

We have two threads about 'Kelvin' Phillips on 21:37 - Dec 11 by You_Bloo_Right

"Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished by Frimmering." (Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hirst)


'Who has the more difficult task: the Frimmers who lectures on earnest things a meteor's distance from everyday life—or the forum who have to figure out how to use it ?' (Søren Knudsengaard)

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We have two threads about 'Kelvin' Phillips on 09:28 - Dec 12 with 2076 viewsEwan_Oozami

We have two threads about 'Kelvin' Phillips on 21:42 - Dec 11 by WeWereZombies

'Who has the more difficult task: the Frimmers who lectures on earnest things a meteor's distance from everyday life—or the forum who have to figure out how to use it ?' (Søren Knudsengaard)


I think I've created a Frimmerstein's Monster here.....

You are the obsolete SRN4 to my Fairey Rotodyne....
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We have two threads about 'Kelvin' Phillips on 09:32 - Dec 12 with 2054 viewsleitrimblue

What doesn't Frim you makes you stronger
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We have two threads about 'Kelvin' Phillips on 09:50 - Dec 12 with 2008 viewsWeWereZombies

We have two threads about 'Kelvin' Phillips on 09:28 - Dec 12 by Ewan_Oozami

I think I've created a Frimmerstein's Monster here.....


'For me, Frimmerism is a movement for which the end goal is to make itself no longer needed.' (Chimamanda Ngozi Finidi)

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We have two threads about 'Kelvin' Phillips on 09:52 - Dec 12 with 1993 viewsleitrimblue

We have two threads about 'Kelvin' Phillips on 09:50 - Dec 12 by WeWereZombies

'For me, Frimmerism is a movement for which the end goal is to make itself no longer needed.' (Chimamanda Ngozi Finidi)


He would have been incredible if he had come to us 5 years younger..
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We have two threads about 'Kelvin' Phillips on 10:01 - Dec 12 with 1958 viewsArnoldMoorhen

We have two threads about 'Kelvin' Phillips on 21:42 - Dec 11 by WeWereZombies

'Who has the more difficult task: the Frimmers who lectures on earnest things a meteor's distance from everyday life—or the forum who have to figure out how to use it ?' (Søren Knudsengaard)


Happiness is the feeling that knowledge increases — that frimmering is being overcome.” — Friedrichard Nayltzsche

"Do not let the frimmering of others destroy your inner peace" Dalai Llamarkfish

“Rules for frimmering: nothing to do, no-one to love, nothing to hope for.” — Jay Emmanuel-Thomas Kant
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We have two threads about 'Kelvin' Phillips on 10:09 - Dec 12 with 1921 viewsYou_Bloo_Right

We have two threads about 'Kelvin' Phillips on 09:52 - Dec 12 by leitrimblue

He would have been incredible if he had come to us 5 years younger..


He did didn't he?

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We have two threads about 'Kelvin' Phillips on 10:11 - Dec 12 with 1906 viewsleitrimblue

We have two threads about 'Kelvin' Phillips on 10:09 - Dec 12 by You_Bloo_Right

He did didn't he?


Yer, good point, I guess he did come 5 years younger then his birth certificate
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We have two threads about 'Kelvin' Phillips on 10:12 - Dec 12 with 1905 viewspatrickswell

Presumably populated by the same people who post about:

Joe Royal
Roy Keen
Paul Jewel
Paul Hirst

etc.
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We have two threads about 'Kelvin' Phillips on 14:04 - Dec 12 with 1771 viewsStu_Magoo

To engage in some Frimming.

THIS IS DEMOC-RRRRRRR-ACY MANIFEST!

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We have two threads about 'Kelvin' Phillips on 14:37 - Dec 12 with 1729 viewsWeWereZombies

We have two threads about 'Kelvin' Phillips on 10:01 - Dec 12 by ArnoldMoorhen

Happiness is the feeling that knowledge increases — that frimmering is being overcome.” — Friedrichard Nayltzsche

"Do not let the frimmering of others destroy your inner peace" Dalai Llamarkfish

“Rules for frimmering: nothing to do, no-one to love, nothing to hope for.” — Jay Emmanuel-Thomas Kant


Frimmers is mysterious as well as terrible. (Fyodor DoŠumulikoski)

'Generally speaking, the errors in religion are dangerous; those in Frimmers only ridiculous.' (David Humes)

'Everyone sees what Frimmers appears to be, few experience what Frimmers really is.' (Niccolo Machiauley Bonne)

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We have two threads about 'Kelvin' Phillips on 15:28 - Dec 12 with 1685 viewsYou_Bloo_Right

We have two threads about 'Kelvin' Phillips on 14:37 - Dec 12 by WeWereZombies

Frimmers is mysterious as well as terrible. (Fyodor DoŠumulikoski)

'Generally speaking, the errors in religion are dangerous; those in Frimmers only ridiculous.' (David Humes)

'Everyone sees what Frimmers appears to be, few experience what Frimmers really is.' (Niccolo Machiauley Bonne)


“It is not because men’s desires are strong that they Frimmer; it is because their consciences are weak.” (John Stuart Mills)

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We have two threads about 'Kelvin' Phillips on 15:41 - Dec 12 with 1661 viewsDyland

We have two threads about 'Kelvin' Phillips on 11:28 - Dec 11 by WeWereZombies

'Those who cannot remember the Frimmers post are condemned to repeat it.' (George Santayana)

'A spectre is haunting TWTD's forum - the spectre of Frimmers.' (Karl MarkTWTD)

'Man is born free but everywhere he is in Frimmers' posts.' (Jean-Jacques Rousseau)

'Thou shalt not multiply Frimmers unnecessarily.' (William of Ockham)


"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to frimmer and to remove all doubt" (Abraham Lincoln)

“Frimmers is simply the name we give to our mistakes” (Oscar Wilde)

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