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Yeah but you can't even be English these days 15:25 - Apr 23 with 10645 viewsnoggin

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Yeah but you can't even be English these days on 20:30 - Apr 23 with 1445 viewsblueasfook

Yeah but you can't even be English these days on 20:12 - Apr 23 by Swansea_Blue

Completely agree. Except for (a) God not existing, and (b) the King not needing saving. Otherwise, you’ve got my full support.


King has cancer so he kind of does need saving!

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Yeah but you can't even be English these days on 20:44 - Apr 23 with 1395 viewsSitfcB

Yeah but you can't even be English these days on 19:59 - Apr 23 by Parky

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Yeah but you can't even be English these days on 20:47 - Apr 23 with 1389 viewsSwansea_Blue

Yeah but you can't even be English these days on 20:30 - Apr 23 by blueasfook

King has cancer so he kind of does need saving!


I reckon he's probably ok. I can't imagine he's on too long a waiting list.

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Yeah but you can't even be English these days on 20:52 - Apr 23 with 1372 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Yeah but you can't even be English these days on 20:05 - Apr 23 by blueasfook

Lol. Imagine getting triggered cos someone wrote God Save The King.


The elite don't do sarcasm then bluefook?
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"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
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Or that someone..... on 20:55 - Apr 23 with 1363 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Or that someone..... on 20:13 - Apr 23 by Bloots

....called themselves "elite".

Roflcopter.


Themselves? You and fookblue are the elite bloots. I'll never reach your levels.

"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
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Yeah but you can't even be English these days on 20:56 - Apr 23 with 1360 viewsnodge_blue

Isnt it amazing how many bald heads there are. UK

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Yeah but you can't even be English these days on 21:00 - Apr 23 with 1339 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Yeah but you can't even be English these days on 20:56 - Apr 23 by nodge_blue

Isnt it amazing how many bald heads there are. UK


So many elite types in one place....inspiring.
https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/3174a8ab463c6d86672a8c4a2715a709404987bf/0_240_35

"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
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Yeah but you can't even be English these days on 21:10 - Apr 23 with 1313 viewsJ2BLUE

Yeah but you can't even be English these days on 21:00 - Apr 23 by BanksterDebtSlave

So many elite types in one place....inspiring.
https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/3174a8ab463c6d86672a8c4a2715a709404987bf/0_240_35


One of them didn't get the memo and turned up with a union flag.

Truly impaired.
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Yeah but you can't even be English these days on 21:13 - Apr 23 with 1308 viewsblueasfook

Yeah but you can't even be English these days on 20:52 - Apr 23 by BanksterDebtSlave

The elite don't do sarcasm then bluefook?
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Just here to keep an eye on bullying offences. Persecution based on religious beliefs is quite something. Well done.

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Or that someone..... on 21:16 - Apr 23 with 1311 viewsBigalhunter

Or that someone..... on 20:55 - Apr 23 by BanksterDebtSlave

Themselves? You and fookblue are the elite bloots. I'll never reach your levels.


Whenever I see the word ‘Bloots’ in writing, my sad anagram-solving mind drifts back 40 odd years to my brief work experience placement at a research facility based at Bath RUH.

We used to label the poo samples stool A, stool B and so on.

Stool B was the secondary sample of faecal matter that just sat there in a test tube, rarely acknowledged and eventually chemically disposed of.

Funny how life goes full circle.

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Well that's not very nice.... on 21:21 - Apr 23 with 1287 viewsBloots

Or that someone..... on 21:16 - Apr 23 by Bigalhunter

Whenever I see the word ‘Bloots’ in writing, my sad anagram-solving mind drifts back 40 odd years to my brief work experience placement at a research facility based at Bath RUH.

We used to label the poo samples stool A, stool B and so on.

Stool B was the secondary sample of faecal matter that just sat there in a test tube, rarely acknowledged and eventually chemically disposed of.

Funny how life goes full circle.


...is it?

Particularly from a relatively new poster like you!

Eh?

Eh?

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Well that's not very nice.... on 22:11 - Apr 23 with 1195 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Well that's not very nice.... on 21:21 - Apr 23 by Bloots

...is it?

Particularly from a relatively new poster like you!

Eh?

Eh?


Oh poor Stool B.....triggered x

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Well that's not very nice.... on 22:16 - Apr 23 with 1177 viewsJ2BLUE

Well that's not very nice.... on 22:11 - Apr 23 by BanksterDebtSlave

Oh poor Stool B.....triggered x


Your cage has been properly rattled recently hasn't it?

Truly impaired.
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Well that's not very nice.... on 22:22 - Apr 23 with 1153 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Well that's not very nice.... on 22:16 - Apr 23 by J2BLUE

Your cage has been properly rattled recently hasn't it?


Not even a tiny bit J2 as much as you might wish to believe so. My pleasure is gained from seeing feeble right wing, elite poster supported narratives crumble to dust and then followed by an eerie elite poster silence. GSTK xx

Edit...it has also been mildly interesting watching you settle into your comfortable place too.
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"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
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An elite level post that mate.... on 22:26 - Apr 23 with 1138 viewsBloots

Well that's not very nice.... on 22:16 - Apr 23 by J2BLUE

Your cage has been properly rattled recently hasn't it?


....well done.

Stool B.

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Well that's not very nice.... on 22:29 - Apr 23 with 1129 viewsJ2BLUE

Well that's not very nice.... on 22:22 - Apr 23 by BanksterDebtSlave

Not even a tiny bit J2 as much as you might wish to believe so. My pleasure is gained from seeing feeble right wing, elite poster supported narratives crumble to dust and then followed by an eerie elite poster silence. GSTK xx

Edit...it has also been mildly interesting watching you settle into your comfortable place too.
[Post edited 23 Apr 2024 22:24]


Not sure you're one to talk of comfortable places. Still, you have admirable replaced [redacted]

x

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Well that's not very nice.... on 22:32 - Apr 23 with 1108 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Well that's not very nice.... on 22:29 - Apr 23 by J2BLUE

Not sure you're one to talk of comfortable places. Still, you have admirable replaced [redacted]

x


Enjoy the warm embrace of your forum volk.

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An elite level post that mate.... on 22:35 - Apr 23 with 1098 viewsJ2BLUE

An elite level post that mate.... on 22:26 - Apr 23 by Bloots

....well done.

Stool B.


Thanks boss, I enjoyed your warm embrace there.

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An elite level post that mate.... on 22:38 - Apr 23 with 1085 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

An elite level post that mate.... on 22:35 - Apr 23 by J2BLUE

Thanks boss, I enjoyed your warm embrace there.


Did he wrap you in a very big flag?
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"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
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An elite level post that mate.... on 22:45 - Apr 23 with 1065 viewsJ2BLUE

An elite level post that mate.... on 22:38 - Apr 23 by BanksterDebtSlave

Did he wrap you in a very big flag?
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Don't get too excited, it wasn't a Palestinian flag.

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Yeah but you can't even be English these days on 22:46 - Apr 23 with 1050 viewsWhos_blue

Yeah but you can't even be English these days on 21:10 - Apr 23 by J2BLUE

One of them didn't get the memo and turned up with a union flag.


And also one of them drinking Morreti.
Morreti!!!

What's wrong with good ol' Watney's pale ale?

Plastics.

Distortion becomes somehow pure in its wildness.

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Well that's not very nice.... on 22:52 - Apr 23 with 1013 viewsWhos_blue

Well that's not very nice.... on 21:21 - Apr 23 by Bloots

...is it?

Particularly from a relatively new poster like you!

Eh?

Eh?


Come on mate. You have to take that one!

That's an absolute zinger!


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I upvoted it ! (n/t) on 23:07 - Apr 23 with 961 viewsBloots

Well that's not very nice.... on 22:52 - Apr 23 by Whos_blue

Come on mate. You have to take that one!

That's an absolute zinger!




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Yeah but you can't even be English these days on 23:16 - Apr 23 with 950 viewsArnoldMoorhen

Top trolling from the Met:

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"Yes, you can have your celebration of Englishness. Just go and stand over there in the Welsh corner..."
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And there’s always the chance… on 23:23 - Apr 23 with 926 viewsBigalhunter

I upvoted it ! (n/t) on 23:07 - Apr 23 by Bloots



..a dodgy and unwelcome new poster could register the username Cloots soon..
The only way is up.

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