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True story 18:16 - Aug 21 with 3190 viewsCheltenham_Blue

I’m at Gatwick waiting for a flight, and some sister botherer has walked up, pointed at the badge on my shirt and said “14 year mate and still can’t win”

I just turned away and said, “actually, it’s 15 and I don’t give a fcuk”

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Should have just kicked his head in. (n/t) on 18:17 - Aug 21 with 3133 viewsBloots


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True story on 18:18 - Aug 21 with 3115 viewsfarkenhell

But you didn't finish it with "We're Ipswich Town and we've gone up".

Run after him. Now!
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True story on 18:23 - Aug 21 with 3008 viewsdavblue

It’s a shame you didn’t have a prem badge to point at.
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True story on 18:34 - Aug 21 with 2827 viewsEuropablue

But when was the last time Norwich beat Colchester?
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True story on 18:55 - Aug 21 with 2656 viewsOldsmoker

Where did you park?

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True story on 18:58 - Aug 21 with 2621 viewsLord_Lucan

I always think a “You’ll never be us” does the trick.

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True story on 18:58 - Aug 21 with 2611 viewsScottCandage

True story on 18:55 - Aug 21 by Oldsmoker

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PR
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True story on 19:00 - Aug 21 with 2565 viewsMK1

True story on 18:58 - Aug 21 by Lord_Lucan

I always think a “You’ll never be us” does the trick.


What I always say. Never fails to shut the gobby little sh1ts up.

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True story on 19:07 - Aug 21 with 2501 viewsCheltenham_Blue

True story on 18:55 - Aug 21 by Oldsmoker

Where did you park?


West End Road

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True story on 19:08 - Aug 21 with 2503 viewsLord_Lucan

True story on 19:00 - Aug 21 by MK1

What I always say. Never fails to shut the gobby little sh1ts up.


A bunch of us were on the last train out of Liv St once after a jolly and a similar sized Norwich bunch entered the same carriage (1st class)

Within about less that a minute BT police got involved and they marched the Norwich lot to cattle class at the front of the train.

One of their lot was a bit shouty but went up a scale when “You’ll never be us” was mentioned.

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True story on 19:20 - Aug 21 with 2397 viewsOldsmoker

True story on 19:07 - Aug 21 by Cheltenham_Blue

West End Road


Kudos.
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True story on 19:28 - Aug 21 with 2309 viewsMK1

True story on 18:55 - Aug 21 by Oldsmoker

Where did you park?


Heathrow?

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True story on 20:06 - Aug 21 with 1983 viewsbackwaywhen

True story on 18:55 - Aug 21 by Oldsmoker

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Heathrow
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True story on 21:19 - Aug 21 with 1741 viewsBlueBadger

True story on 18:58 - Aug 21 by Lord_Lucan

I always think a “You’ll never be us” does the trick.


Or a 'you've never won f**k all'

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True story on 21:22 - Aug 21 with 1706 viewsNthsuffolkblue

Somebody pointed out on here earlier that we just ended our 22-year unbeaten run in the Premier League too.

I do like the idea of "how long is Colchester's dominance over your lot going for now?"

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