| Anyone have any news about Jermaine Jenas? (n/t) 17:39 - Aug 22 with 4190 views | SitfcB |
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| Anyone have any news about Jermaine Jenas? (n/t) on 17:44 - Aug 22 with 4120 views | positivity |
think he's failed his medical, unlikely to be registered in time for citeh |  |
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| Anyone have any news about Jermaine Jenas? (n/t) on 17:48 - Aug 22 with 4071 views | ibbleobble |
Going out on loan. | | | |
| Anyone have any news about Jermaine Jenas? (n/t) on 18:08 - Aug 22 with 3888 views | BloomBlue |
'There was a young man called Jenas'
I was just writing a limerick about him but I'm stuck on that line as I cannot think of a word that rhymes with Jenas |  | | |
| Anyone have any news about Jermaine Jenas? (n/t) on 18:09 - Aug 22 with 3864 views | IndependentlyBlue |
Only that he’s still a twonk. |  |
| Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt |
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| Anyone have any news about Jermaine Jenas? (n/t) on 18:10 - Aug 22 with 3860 views | blueasfook |
He was crap on the One Show anyway. |  |
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| Anyone have any news about Jermaine Jenas? (n/t) on 18:13 - Aug 22 with 3812 views | MK1 |
Just signed a 9 year deal with Chelsea. Will be available for a loan tomorrow. |  |
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| Anyone have any news about Jermaine Jenas? (n/t) on 18:18 - Aug 22 with 3715 views | Ewan_Oozami |
| Anyone have any news about Jermaine Jenas? (n/t) on 18:08 - Aug 22 by BloomBlue |
'There was a young man called Jenas'
I was just writing a limerick about him but I'm stuck on that line as I cannot think of a word that rhymes with Jenas |
I'll give you a last line..
"Now he's no more on our screenas" |  |
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| Anyone have any news about Jermaine Jenas? (n/t) on 19:02 - Aug 22 with 3546 views | Ftnfwest |
Called someone ‘love’ in the canteen |  | | |
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| Anyone have any news about Jermaine Jenas? (n/t) on 19:20 - Aug 22 with 3412 views | Eireannach_gorm |
| Anyone have any news about Jermaine Jenas? (n/t) on 18:08 - Aug 22 by BloomBlue |
'There was a young man called Jenas'
I was just writing a limerick about him but I'm stuck on that line as I cannot think of a word that rhymes with Jenas |
Is Venus the word you are looking for?  |  | | |
| Anyone have any news about Jermaine Jenas? (n/t) on 19:29 - Aug 22 with 3340 views | BloomBlue |
| Anyone have any news about Jermaine Jenas? (n/t) on 19:20 - Aug 22 by Eireannach_gorm |
Is Venus the word you are looking for? |
That helps.
There was a young man called jenas.
Who the BBC thought was a genius.
But one day while chatting to venus
He pulled out a photo of his jesus.
No I think I need to work on that | | | |
| Anyone have any news about Jermaine Jenas? (n/t) on 20:14 - Aug 22 with 3113 views | positivity |
| Anyone have any news about Jermaine Jenas? (n/t) on 19:02 - Aug 22 by Ftnfwest |
Called someone ‘love’ in the canteen |
you don't get sacked for that (especially not in sheffield!) | |
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| Anyone have any news about Jermaine Jenas? (n/t) on 20:28 - Aug 22 with 3000 views | WeWereZombies |
| Anyone have any news about Jermaine Jenas? (n/t) on 19:29 - Aug 22 by BloomBlue |
That helps.
There was a young man called jenas.
Who the BBC thought was a genius.
But one day while chatting to venus
He pulled out a photo of his jesus.
No I think I need to work on that |
There was a middle aged man called Jermaine
Whose presenting style was a right pain
He sent out a text
with pics of his pecs
And got sacked for exposing some marks from a cane...
(I have no idea what the digitised messages contained, I just want a limerick that rhymes.) |  |
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| Anyone have any news about Jermaine Jenas? (n/t) on 21:04 - Aug 22 with 2774 views | Ftnfwest |
| Anyone have any news about Jermaine Jenas? (n/t) on 20:14 - Aug 22 by positivity |
you don't get sacked for that (especially not in sheffield!) |
Oh hang on maybe it was ‘pet’, you do for that | | | |
| Anyone have any news about Jermaine Jenas? (n/t) on 21:22 - Aug 22 with 2651 views | backwaywhen |
Do we really care ffs. | | | |
| Anyone have any news about Jermaine Jenas? (n/t) on 22:02 - Aug 22 with 2439 views | Swansea_Blue |
| Anyone have any news about Jermaine Jenas? (n/t) on 20:28 - Aug 22 by WeWereZombies |
There was a middle aged man called Jermaine
Whose presenting style was a right pain
He sent out a text
with pics of his pecs
And got sacked for exposing some marks from a cane...
(I have no idea what the digitised messages contained, I just want a limerick that rhymes.) |
There was a duff pundit called Janus
Who liked things shoved up his anus
Poor Alex Jones
Had to hear all his moans
And she found his behaviour quite heinous
(Similar disclaimer from me too. I’ve no idea about any allegations and all characters in this poor attempt at a Limerick are fictitious. Any similarity to actual persons, alive or dead, is purely coincidental). |  |
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| Anyone have any news about Jermaine Jenas? (n/t) on 22:17 - Aug 22 with 2328 views | positivity |
| Anyone have any news about Jermaine Jenas? (n/t) on 21:04 - Aug 22 by Ftnfwest |
Oh hang on maybe it was ‘pet’, you do for that |
you can get chucked out of swimming pools for that... | |
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| Anyone have any news about Jermaine Jenas? (n/t) on 23:29 - Aug 22 with 2134 views | Eireannach_gorm |
| Anyone have any news about Jermaine Jenas? (n/t) on 19:29 - Aug 22 by BloomBlue |
That helps.
There was a young man called jenas.
Who the BBC thought was a genius.
But one day while chatting to venus
He pulled out a photo of his jesus.
No I think I need to work on that |
...... a photo of his kneeses.
Not so difficult after all!! | | | |
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