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Davis = Draught Excluder??? 17:56 - Aug 24 with 95528 viewsWhos_blue

Eh?

Some auto correct issues in the match report?!?


Distortion becomes somehow pure in its wildness.

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 14:16 - Oct 22 with 3521 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 13:16 - Oct 22 by Cafe_Newman

I came on here to point out that very fact but you beat me to it.

I'm surprised that the Club and TWTD have glossed over Leif's draught-excluding duties in the news about his contract extension.


Perhaps the reason he needed a new contract was to write in the draught-excluding duties. He might even get a bonus for each time he draught-excludes.

Trust the process. Trust Phil.

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 11:10 - Oct 23 with 3448 viewsHciwspi

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 14:16 - Oct 22 by The_Flashing_Smile

Perhaps the reason he needed a new contract was to write in the draught-excluding duties. He might even get a bonus for each time he draught-excludes.


I was wondering that. Surely he gets “danger money” 🙂
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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 11:59 - Oct 23 with 3421 viewsnorth_stand77

I don't drink beer. Does that make me a draught excluder?
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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 12:20 - Oct 23 with 3407 viewsWeWereZombies

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 11:59 - Oct 23 by north_stand77

I don't drink beer. Does that make me a draught excluder?


Can...

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 09:16 - Oct 24 with 3358 viewsITFC_Forever

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 11:10 - Oct 23 by Hciwspi

I was wondering that. Surely he gets “danger money” 🙂


Should get a % knocked off his wage.

He gets to lie down for a few moments during a busy game.

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 09:22 - Oct 24 with 3350 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 09:16 - Oct 24 by ITFC_Forever

Should get a % knocked off his wage.

He gets to lie down for a few moments during a busy game.


Is there anything in the rules about not building a wall like how they build a motorcycle display team (minus the motorcycles obviously)?

Trust the process. Trust Phil.

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 14:42 - Oct 24 with 3296 viewsWeWereZombies

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 09:22 - Oct 24 by The_Flashing_Smile

Is there anything in the rules about not building a wall like how they build a motorcycle display team (minus the motorcycles obviously)?


Legal or not you can bet elephantintheroom would dismiss it as a pyramid scheme...

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 17:44 - Oct 25 with 3206 viewsCafe_Newman

Found this on page 3.
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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 08:22 - Oct 27 with 3103 viewsITFC_Forever

Leif was back at it again yesterday, laying down on the job.
[Post edited 27 Oct 2024 10:25]

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 08:22 - Oct 27 with 3099 viewsWeWereZombies

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 08:22 - Oct 27 by ITFC_Forever

Leif was back at it again yesterday, laying down on the job.
[Post edited 27 Oct 2024 10:25]


Yeah, I noticed that too.

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 08:32 - Oct 27 with 3088 viewsblueasfook

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 08:22 - Oct 27 by WeWereZombies

Yeah, I noticed that too.


He did like a catalogue pose yesterday. Propped up on one elbow looking very debonair

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 15:32 - Oct 27 with 3026 viewsHciwspi

Draught excluder alert! Chelsea vs Newcastle!
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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 15:59 - Oct 27 with 3016 viewsWhos_blue

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 08:22 - Oct 27 by ITFC_Forever

Leif was back at it again yesterday, laying down on the job.
[Post edited 27 Oct 2024 10:25]


Love to see it.

Distortion becomes somehow pure in its wildness.

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 14:02 - Oct 28 with 2955 viewsITFC_Forever

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 15:32 - Oct 27 by Hciwspi

Draught excluder alert! Chelsea vs Newcastle!


Didn't spot that one - well done!

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 16:03 - Oct 28 with 2910 viewsWeWereZombies

I've been wondering if there is a collective noun for draught excluders, a brood, err, excluder ? A gemütlich of draught excluders ?

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 16:47 - Oct 28 with 2891 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Is this what you're all looking for? With Christmas coming up I'm sure you could request a Lief one.





https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1589747535/gazza-paul-gascoigne-exclusive-giant?

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 17:04 - Oct 28 with 2876 viewsWhos_blue

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 16:47 - Oct 28 by BanksterDebtSlave

Is this what you're all looking for? With Christmas coming up I'm sure you could request a Lief one.





https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1589747535/gazza-paul-gascoigne-exclusive-giant?



Distortion becomes somehow pure in its wildness.

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 21:05 - Oct 28 with 2851 viewsNthQldITFC

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 17:44 - Oct 25 by Cafe_Newman

Found this on page 3.


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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 22:39 - Oct 28 with 2828 viewsITFC_Forever

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 16:47 - Oct 28 by BanksterDebtSlave

Is this what you're all looking for? With Christmas coming up I'm sure you could request a Lief one.





https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1589747535/gazza-paul-gascoigne-exclusive-giant?


It would be funny if they got a sudden influx of orders for those on this thread requesting Leif ones.

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 16:04 - Oct 30 with 2688 viewsITFC_Forever

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 17:44 - Oct 25 by Cafe_Newman

Found this on page 3.


And again.

Its new spiritual home.

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 22:17 - Oct 30 with 2612 viewsNthsuffolkblue

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 22:39 - Oct 28 by ITFC_Forever

It would be funny if they got a sudden influx of orders for those on this thread requesting Leif ones.


Who's Blue should claim commission in that case.

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 01:00 - Oct 31 with 2586 viewsWhos_blue

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 22:17 - Oct 30 by Nthsuffolkblue

Who's Blue should claim commission in that case.


I've got my people on it already.

Distortion becomes somehow pure in its wildness.

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 07:30 - Oct 31 with 2526 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 01:00 - Oct 31 by Whos_blue

I've got my people on it already.


I contacted the owner last night. The reply was that Lief is currently unavailable but that as a likely future England left back to watch this space!

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 08:02 - Oct 31 with 2500 viewsITFC_Forever

Meant to post this last night.

Draught was excluded by Tottenham v Man City last night.

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 22:18 - Nov 1 with 2355 viewsITFC_Forever

Page 4!!

Come on people, don’t let your standards slip!

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