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Davis = Draught Excluder??? 17:56 - Aug 24 with 95526 viewsWhos_blue

Eh?

Some auto correct issues in the match report?!?


Distortion becomes somehow pure in its wildness.

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 22:04 - Sep 29 with 3073 viewsSwailsey

This thread has touched so many lives.

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 22:26 - Sep 29 with 3047 viewsITFC_Forever

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 16:23 - Sep 29 by TresBonne

As soon as it happened I thought about this thread. PMSL


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A board within a board, hiding in plain sight.

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 23:49 - Sep 29 with 3007 viewsrkc123

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 16:24 - Sep 29 by WeWereZombies

It looked like he was there to prevent a left curling ball around the wall, maybe it was that closing off the kick taker's favourite option (no idea if it is) that resulted in the blaze of inglory over the bar.

Also liked Leif's nonchalant pose, leaning on one elbow as if he was discussing favourite films in a coffee shop.


He's a really good draught excluder, faces the keeper to get positioned, turns around to then ensure he is aware of what is going on with the freekick, and then I didn't see if this happened today but am I to assume he then turns again to have his back to it when the free kick is actually taken? I would think there would be a risk of handball if not? Unless you can argue the hands are in a natural position?
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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 00:05 - Sep 30 with 2970 viewsOldsmoker

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 23:49 - Sep 29 by rkc123

He's a really good draught excluder, faces the keeper to get positioned, turns around to then ensure he is aware of what is going on with the freekick, and then I didn't see if this happened today but am I to assume he then turns again to have his back to it when the free kick is actually taken? I would think there would be a risk of handball if not? Unless you can argue the hands are in a natural position?


OMG.

rkc123 first post on this thread.

The fat lady has sung.

So can we now stop adding to this thread?

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 00:29 - Sep 30 with 2953 viewsCafe_Newman

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 00:05 - Sep 30 by Oldsmoker

OMG.

rkc123 first post on this thread.

The fat lady has sung.

So can we now stop adding to this thread?


"So can we now stop adding to this thread?"

Why would you want to do that? It's a thread for all things draught excluder conveniently contained in a single thread.
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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 00:37 - Sep 30 with 2941 viewsreusersfreekicks

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 00:05 - Sep 30 by Oldsmoker

OMG.

rkc123 first post on this thread.

The fat lady has sung.

So can we now stop adding to this thread?


No
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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 00:43 - Sep 30 with 2939 viewsOldsmoker

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 00:29 - Sep 30 by Cafe_Newman

"So can we now stop adding to this thread?"

Why would you want to do that? It's a thread for all things draught excluder conveniently contained in a single thread.


That makes no sense.
TWTD higher subconscious needs an existential reason for this thread to continue to exist.
Of course, if you belong to the part of the lesser id of TWTD then that's OK.
We understand.

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 11:44 - Sep 30 with 2835 viewsrkc123

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 00:05 - Sep 30 by Oldsmoker

OMG.

rkc123 first post on this thread.

The fat lady has sung.

So can we now stop adding to this thread?


I wanted to ensure I was properly informed before adding to the discourse, took me a little time to catch up.
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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 11:46 - Sep 30 with 2829 viewstonybied

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 11:44 - Sep 30 by rkc123

I wanted to ensure I was properly informed before adding to the discourse, took me a little time to catch up.


It's riveting from 1st post to last, isn't it? When is it ever going to end?
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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 11:59 - Sep 30 with 2820 views_clive_baker_

With winter around the corner I wondered if anyone had any tips for a good draught excluder?

I considered buying a Leif Davis but a) I don't have a £30m budget and b) he would only cover 5% of the gap, with 95% of his body in my kitchen on yesterday's evidence.
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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 13:03 - Sep 30 with 2786 viewseireblue

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 11:59 - Sep 30 by _clive_baker_

With winter around the corner I wondered if anyone had any tips for a good draught excluder?

I considered buying a Leif Davis but a) I don't have a £30m budget and b) he would only cover 5% of the gap, with 95% of his body in my kitchen on yesterday's evidence.


Phil, Gav, you know what you need to do now.
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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 13:08 - Sep 30 with 2772 viewsWeWereZombies

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 13:03 - Sep 30 by eireblue

Phil, Gav, you know what you need to do now.


Go out and get some advertising revenue from Homebase and B&Q ?

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 15:52 - Sep 30 with 2730 viewsHciwspi

My Grandma and Grandad used to have one of those snake draught excluders. Damn thing would get stuck under the door EVERY time you opened it!
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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 20:05 - Sep 30 with 2686 viewsronnyd

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 15:52 - Sep 30 by Hciwspi

My Grandma and Grandad used to have one of those snake draught excluders. Damn thing would get stuck under the door EVERY time you opened it!


Mine looks like a very long pussy cat, draught excluder that is.
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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 21:10 - Sep 30 with 2644 viewsHugoagogo_Reborn

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 20:05 - Sep 30 by ronnyd

Mine looks like a very long pussy cat, draught excluder that is.


I had to get rid of my draught excluder, as it was a dog-shaped draught excluder and my dog kept humping it. I'm glad Leif doesn't have similar unwanted attention on the pitch.
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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 06:41 - Oct 1 with 2560 viewsITFC_Forever

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 21:10 - Sep 30 by Hugoagogo_Reborn

I had to get rid of my draught excluder, as it was a dog-shaped draught excluder and my dog kept humping it. I'm glad Leif doesn't have similar unwanted attention on the pitch.


That would be a booking at least.

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 07:10 - Oct 1 with 2545 viewsCafe_Newman

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 21:10 - Sep 30 by Hugoagogo_Reborn

I had to get rid of my draught excluder, as it was a dog-shaped draught excluder and my dog kept humping it. I'm glad Leif doesn't have similar unwanted attention on the pitch.




being asked to carry out this particular defensive role, draught excluders may risk getting the hump?
[Post edited 1 Oct 2024 11:32]
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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 20:42 - Oct 1 with 2441 viewseireblue

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 13:08 - Sep 30 by WeWereZombies

Go out and get some advertising revenue from Homebase and B&Q ?


No, what I was thinking was more of commercial…..oh hang on, phones ringing, I’ll complete my thought later, wouldn’t want to leave you hanging on this.
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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 21:03 - Oct 1 with 2430 viewsNthsuffolkblue

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 13:08 - Sep 30 by WeWereZombies

Go out and get some advertising revenue from Homebase and B&Q ?


We could have something like the old "don't get stuck in a corner ..." ad for every free kick ...

"Don't let in a draught ... Leif Davis sponsored by ... insulations"

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 21:18 - Oct 1 with 2410 viewsWeWereZombies

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 21:03 - Oct 1 by Nthsuffolkblue

We could have something like the old "don't get stuck in a corner ..." ad for every free kick ...

"Don't let in a draught ... Leif Davis sponsored by ... insulations"


Do you find that lying on grass, even the fine turf of Portman Road, leaves grass stains on your wonderful kit ?

Then do what Leif Davis does and wash your clothes in Persil non~bio Premier League washing liquid.

Cue gentle rendition of Ed Sheeran's 'Perfect' in background.
[Post edited 2 Oct 2024 8:52]

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 21:34 - Oct 1 with 2399 viewsHciwspi

This thread just gets better!
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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 01:42 - Oct 2 with 2337 viewsOldsmoker

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 21:18 - Oct 1 by WeWereZombies

Do you find that lying on grass, even the fine turf of Portman Road, leaves grass stains on your wonderful kit ?

Then do what Leif Davis does and wash your clothes in Persil non~bio Premier League washing liquid.

Cue gentle rendition of Ed Sheeran's 'Perfect' in background.
[Post edited 2 Oct 2024 8:52]


Is that the washing powder recommended by Vogue Williams?


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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 06:04 - Oct 2 with 2310 viewsCafe_Newman

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 01:42 - Oct 2 by Oldsmoker

Is that the washing powder recommended by Vogue Williams?





"It's all stains and mess, and it's not just the kids!"

Kenneth Williams more like.
[Post edited 2 Oct 2024 8:11]
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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 08:58 - Oct 2 with 2236 viewsWeWereZombies

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 01:42 - Oct 2 by Oldsmoker

Is that the washing powder recommended by Vogue Williams?



Well, apart from it not being a powder, it does have me thinking about Paul Cook's getting the team to gel narrative. Was it only ever about the eventual emergence of someone like Leif as peak draught excluder ?

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 10:56 - Oct 2 with 2210 viewsOldsmoker

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 08:58 - Oct 2 by WeWereZombies

Well, apart from it not being a powder, it does have me thinking about Paul Cook's getting the team to gel narrative. Was it only ever about the eventual emergence of someone like Leif as peak draught excluder ?


Pedant.
But still, the OP was a mistake that needed correcting so I'll allow it.

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