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Davis = Draught Excluder??? 17:56 - Aug 24 with 95533 viewsWhos_blue

Eh?

Some auto correct issues in the match report?!?


Distortion becomes somehow pure in its wildness.

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 11:55 - Sep 23 with 3590 viewsITFC_Forever

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 11:53 - Sep 23 by Swansea_Blue

It'll get there, don't worry


I think we should go to a new level.

20 pages minimum.

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 11:59 - Sep 23 with 3572 viewsHciwspi

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 11:55 - Sep 23 by ITFC_Forever

I think we should go to a new level.

20 pages minimum.


Pretty sure we could keep this nonsense up for years!
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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 12:03 - Sep 23 with 3556 viewsWeWereZombies

Draught excluder in Swahili is Kiondoa rasimu
[Post edited 23 Sep 2024 12:04]

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 12:16 - Sep 23 with 3541 viewsSwailsey

Guys and gals we did it! We finally did it. Whos_Blue - is this your first 10 pager?

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 12:20 - Sep 23 with 3530 viewsTresBonne

Just read this after seeing it pop up for ages.

Don't really know why I sat through all ten pages.

Draught excluder.
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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 12:23 - Sep 23 with 3524 viewsSwailsey

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 12:20 - Sep 23 by TresBonne

Just read this after seeing it pop up for ages.

Don't really know why I sat through all ten pages.

Draught excluder.


Really makes you think though doesn’t it

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 18:18 - Sep 23 with 3451 viewsHciwspi

Draught excluder in German is Zugluftstopper
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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 22:13 - Sep 23 with 3410 viewsITFC_Forever

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 11:59 - Sep 23 by Hciwspi

Pretty sure we could keep this nonsense up for years!


Special operations thread is up to 71… we’ve got a way to go yet.

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 23:33 - Sep 23 with 3362 viewsWeWereZombies

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 18:18 - Sep 23 by Hciwspi

Draught excluder in German is Zugluftstopper


And schemer is intrigant...

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 23:38 - Sep 23 with 3359 viewsWhos_blue

10 pages!!!!



I'm honoured!


Distortion becomes somehow pure in its wildness.

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 23:44 - Sep 23 with 3353 viewsWhos_blue

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 12:16 - Sep 23 by Swailsey

Guys and gals we did it! We finally did it. Whos_Blue - is this your first 10 pager?


It sure is!

I wonder how many 10 pagers there are?

Have I joined an elite club? Well, not an elite club, only elite posters belong to that club, but do I get an award of some description? A personal invite to Ham Towers for some hobnobs and cheese maybe?

Distortion becomes somehow pure in its wildness.

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 09:22 - Sep 24 with 3282 viewsronnyd

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 23:44 - Sep 23 by Whos_blue

It sure is!

I wonder how many 10 pagers there are?

Have I joined an elite club? Well, not an elite club, only elite posters belong to that club, but do I get an award of some description? A personal invite to Ham Towers for some hobnobs and cheese maybe?


Just don't take any Battenburg with you when you go there.
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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 11:06 - Sep 24 with 3255 viewsWhos_blue

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 09:22 - Sep 24 by ronnyd

Just don't take any Battenburg with you when you go there.


Haven't had the invite yet ronny, but when it inevitably does arrive, I'll bear your sage advice in mind.

Distortion becomes somehow pure in its wildness.

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 17:08 - Sep 24 with 3183 viewsronnyd

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 11:06 - Sep 24 by Whos_blue

Haven't had the invite yet ronny, but when it inevitably does arrive, I'll bear your sage advice in mind.


You can send some to me though.
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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 21:36 - Sep 24 with 3136 viewsBbmaj

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 12:23 - Sep 23 by Swailsey

Really makes you think though doesn’t it


Quite remarkable
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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 23:16 - Sep 24 with 3077 viewsreusersfreekicks

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 23:38 - Sep 23 by Whos_blue

10 pages!!!!



I'm honoured!



Because you're worth it
20 pager ahoy
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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 23:23 - Sep 24 with 3062 viewsWeWereZombies

I don't know if there were any draught excluders, or even any free kicks around the penalty areas in the Wigan v Stevenage game tonight but around the hour mark Luke Chambers was subbed for J Carragher.

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 07:40 - Sep 25 with 2980 viewsBlueBoots

Resisted the temptation to post on this thread until now, but as it's now into a 2nd month (as well as a 10-pager) just wanted to express my admiration for all footballers who risk getting a low driven shot right in the plums.

See you next month

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 12:55 - Sep 25 with 2919 viewsITFC_Forever

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 23:23 - Sep 24 by WeWereZombies

I don't know if there were any draught excluders, or even any free kicks around the penalty areas in the Wigan v Stevenage game tonight but around the hour mark Luke Chambers was subbed for J Carragher.


I saw Luke Chambers last night.

He was watching netball.

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 15:05 - Sep 25 with 2856 viewsSwailsey

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 12:55 - Sep 25 by ITFC_Forever

I saw Luke Chambers last night.

He was watching netball.


Luke Chambers used to play for and captain Ipswich Town.

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 15:25 - Sep 25 with 2849 viewsWeWereZombies

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 12:55 - Sep 25 by ITFC_Forever

I saw Luke Chambers last night.

He was watching netball.


Apparently there are two Luke Chambers, one who plays for Wigan and a somewhat older one who is now retired from football and i suspect the latter was the one you saw last night. The James Carragher who replaced young Luke Chambers was Jamie Carragher's son. And Tyreeeeeceeee Simpson came on late in the game for Stevnidge. Although they also subbed a Smith with a Smith neither was called Tommy.
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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 22:09 - Sep 25 with 2772 viewsNthsuffolkblue

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 15:25 - Sep 25 by WeWereZombies

Apparently there are two Luke Chambers, one who plays for Wigan and a somewhat older one who is now retired from football and i suspect the latter was the one you saw last night. The James Carragher who replaced young Luke Chambers was Jamie Carragher's son. And Tyreeeeeceeee Simpson came on late in the game for Stevnidge. Although they also subbed a Smith with a Smith neither was called Tommy.
[Post edited 25 Sep 2024 15:26]


James Carragher is Jamie Carragher's son? I didn't think people tended to do that nowadays. It shows about as much imagination as the Neville brothers' grandparents who named their Dad Neville!

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 22:42 - Sep 25 with 2747 viewsSwailsey

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 22:09 - Sep 25 by Nthsuffolkblue

James Carragher is Jamie Carragher's son? I didn't think people tended to do that nowadays. It shows about as much imagination as the Neville brothers' grandparents who named their Dad Neville!


Jamie Carragher was a defender who played for Liverpool.

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 07:24 - Sep 27 with 2529 viewsCafe_Newman

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 07:40 - Sep 25 by BlueBoots

Resisted the temptation to post on this thread until now, but as it's now into a 2nd month (as well as a 10-pager) just wanted to express my admiration for all footballers who risk getting a low driven shot right in the plums.

See you next month


I've never seen the draught excluder hit anywhere (face, midriff, plumbs, legs...)

Has anyone ever seen it happen?
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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 08:18 - Sep 27 with 2510 viewsHciwspi

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 07:24 - Sep 27 by Cafe_Newman

I've never seen the draught excluder hit anywhere (face, midriff, plumbs, legs...)

Has anyone ever seen it happen?


Not yet, but I’ll report back here if I see it happen!
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