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Davis = Draught Excluder??? 17:56 - Aug 24 with 95574 viewsWhos_blue

Eh?

Some auto correct issues in the match report?!?


Distortion becomes somehow pure in its wildness.

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 19:27 - Sep 1 with 3835 viewsITFC_Forever

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 17:44 - Sep 1 by Nthsuffolkblue

I can't recall seeing a free kick in the Liverpool Man U game to see whether they employ one.


Brighton had a free kick at Declan Rice.

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 21:15 - Sep 1 with 3782 viewsITFC_Forever

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 19:27 - Sep 1 by ITFC_Forever

Brighton had a free kick at Declan Rice.


Ooh, look, 5 pages.

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 02:20 - Sep 2 with 3700 viewsWicklowBlue

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 21:15 - Sep 1 by ITFC_Forever

Ooh, look, 5 pages.




We need to celebrate this milestone!
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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 11:21 - Sep 2 with 3617 viewsWhos_blue

5 pages?!?
I could only ever dream of starting a thread that got to 5 pages.
It's a little crushing when it's been 4.5 pages of ritual humiliation though!
I've deliberately not replied to the ever increasing number of replies to avoid any accusations of any narcisistic bumping on my behalf!
However, the time has come and I beseech you to please allow my viral humiliation to slide into the annuls (I hope to god I've spelled that right or a race to an unwanted 10 pager will ensue!) of TWTD history.
Pretty please!

Distortion becomes somehow pure in its wildness.

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 11:35 - Sep 2 with 3605 viewsWeWereZombies

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 11:21 - Sep 2 by Whos_blue

5 pages?!?
I could only ever dream of starting a thread that got to 5 pages.
It's a little crushing when it's been 4.5 pages of ritual humiliation though!
I've deliberately not replied to the ever increasing number of replies to avoid any accusations of any narcisistic bumping on my behalf!
However, the time has come and I beseech you to please allow my viral humiliation to slide into the annuls (I hope to god I've spelled that right or a race to an unwanted 10 pager will ensue!) of TWTD history.
Pretty please!


OK

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 15:04 - Sep 2 with 3549 viewsronnyd

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 11:21 - Sep 2 by Whos_blue

5 pages?!?
I could only ever dream of starting a thread that got to 5 pages.
It's a little crushing when it's been 4.5 pages of ritual humiliation though!
I've deliberately not replied to the ever increasing number of replies to avoid any accusations of any narcisistic bumping on my behalf!
However, the time has come and I beseech you to please allow my viral humiliation to slide into the annuls (I hope to god I've spelled that right or a race to an unwanted 10 pager will ensue!) of TWTD history.
Pretty please!


Nah.
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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 16:12 - Sep 2 with 3487 viewsVic

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 14:24 - Sep 1 by WeWereZombies

Yes, I noticed that too. I guess Fulham perceive themselves to be excellent at measurements and snagging, therefore they close the door and the gap underneath is at the sub millimetre level. I wonder if they give that underside a healthy coat of teak oil ?


Teak? That's so 1980's. Surely it's Osmo now?

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 16:28 - Sep 2 with 3480 viewsITFC_Forever

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 11:21 - Sep 2 by Whos_blue

5 pages?!?
I could only ever dream of starting a thread that got to 5 pages.
It's a little crushing when it's been 4.5 pages of ritual humiliation though!
I've deliberately not replied to the ever increasing number of replies to avoid any accusations of any narcisistic bumping on my behalf!
However, the time has come and I beseech you to please allow my viral humiliation to slide into the annuls (I hope to god I've spelled that right or a race to an unwanted 10 pager will ensue!) of TWTD history.
Pretty please!


Leave it to us.

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 18:54 - Sep 2 with 3445 viewsArnoldMoorhen

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 11:21 - Sep 2 by Whos_blue

5 pages?!?
I could only ever dream of starting a thread that got to 5 pages.
It's a little crushing when it's been 4.5 pages of ritual humiliation though!
I've deliberately not replied to the ever increasing number of replies to avoid any accusations of any narcisistic bumping on my behalf!
However, the time has come and I beseech you to please allow my viral humiliation to slide into the annuls (I hope to god I've spelled that right or a race to an unwanted 10 pager will ensue!) of TWTD history.
Pretty please!


Annals. "Annuls" means "removes from the record", the opposite of what writing an annal is.

Whereas "anal" could be an awkward insertion- kind of what this latest post of yours is.

Or, in popular psychology, it could refer to somebody trying to mitigate their inability to control a situation, usually through a displacement activity.
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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 19:12 - Sep 2 with 3426 viewsreusersfreekicks

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 11:21 - Sep 2 by Whos_blue

5 pages?!?
I could only ever dream of starting a thread that got to 5 pages.
It's a little crushing when it's been 4.5 pages of ritual humiliation though!
I've deliberately not replied to the ever increasing number of replies to avoid any accusations of any narcisistic bumping on my behalf!
However, the time has come and I beseech you to please allow my viral humiliation to slide into the annuls (I hope to god I've spelled that right or a race to an unwanted 10 pager will ensue!) of TWTD history.
Pretty please!


Sure
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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 07:37 - Sep 3 with 3364 viewsPlums

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 11:21 - Sep 2 by Whos_blue

5 pages?!?
I could only ever dream of starting a thread that got to 5 pages.
It's a little crushing when it's been 4.5 pages of ritual humiliation though!
I've deliberately not replied to the ever increasing number of replies to avoid any accusations of any narcisistic bumping on my behalf!
However, the time has come and I beseech you to please allow my viral humiliation to slide into the annuls (I hope to god I've spelled that right or a race to an unwanted 10 pager will ensue!) of TWTD history.
Pretty please!


I've only just caught up. It's been an excellent thread, but I agree with you. It's perhaps time to give it a rest.

On the other hand...

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 09:27 - Sep 3 with 3307 viewsdirtyboy

Such is the dullness of my life so far, one of my greatest achievements in life was to create a thread that went on for 11 years before being closed (2018) by admin lol. Currently designated a 'legendary thread' and stickied for evermore.

I might put it on my CV.
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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 09:37 - Sep 3 with 3298 viewspositivity

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 07:37 - Sep 3 by Plums

I've only just caught up. It's been an excellent thread, but I agree with you. It's perhaps time to give it a rest.

On the other hand...


having seen this post advertised on onceablue's thread, i can only conclude that onceablue's was far dafter and we should stop bumping this one to the top of the page.

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 09:39 - Sep 3 with 3295 viewsTractor_Buck

Sorry all, been on holiday.

Has anything exciting happened?
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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 12:17 - Sep 3 with 3237 viewstonybied

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 09:39 - Sep 3 by Tractor_Buck

Sorry all, been on holiday.

Has anything exciting happened?


Not much, no.
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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 12:27 - Sep 3 with 3239 viewsMalcolmBlue

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 11:21 - Sep 2 by Whos_blue

5 pages?!?
I could only ever dream of starting a thread that got to 5 pages.
It's a little crushing when it's been 4.5 pages of ritual humiliation though!
I've deliberately not replied to the ever increasing number of replies to avoid any accusations of any narcisistic bumping on my behalf!
However, the time has come and I beseech you to please allow my viral humiliation to slide into the annuls (I hope to god I've spelled that right or a race to an unwanted 10 pager will ensue!) of TWTD history.
Pretty please!


This is our thread now buh

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 14:18 - Sep 3 with 3176 viewsITFC_Forever

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 09:39 - Sep 3 by Tractor_Buck

Sorry all, been on holiday.

Has anything exciting happened?


Did you go anywhere nice?

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 14:54 - Sep 3 with 3161 viewsBuhrer

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 11:21 - Sep 2 by Whos_blue

5 pages?!?
I could only ever dream of starting a thread that got to 5 pages.
It's a little crushing when it's been 4.5 pages of ritual humiliation though!
I've deliberately not replied to the ever increasing number of replies to avoid any accusations of any narcisistic bumping on my behalf!
However, the time has come and I beseech you to please allow my viral humiliation to slide into the annuls (I hope to god I've spelled that right or a race to an unwanted 10 pager will ensue!) of TWTD history.
Pretty please!


I was reading this thread, and don't get me wrong because i really don't give a f uck.... and can enjoy a pile on as much as the next div, but reading the thread the word 'bullying' appeared in my mind. Yes, really. Effete level bullying, but still.
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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 04:10 - Sep 10 with 2753 viewsCafe_Newman

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 09:39 - Sep 3 by Tractor_Buck

Sorry all, been on holiday.

Has anything exciting happened?


Me too.
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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 08:44 - Sep 10 with 2676 viewsTractor_Buck

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 14:18 - Sep 3 by ITFC_Forever

Did you go anywhere nice?


It was alright. Air BnB in the Hertfordshire countryside.

Only problem was that the front door was a bit dodgy and the breeze came in underneath it so it was a bit chilly sometimes. Any ideas what I should put in the feedback?
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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 08:56 - Sep 10 with 2664 viewsSwailsey

Hi, just checking to make sure no one is trying to make this into a ten pager? I would hope not.

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 09:14 - Sep 10 with 2636 viewsHciwspi

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 08:56 - Sep 10 by Swailsey

Hi, just checking to make sure no one is trying to make this into a ten pager? I would hope not.


No, not me 😇
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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 10:49 - Sep 10 with 2579 viewsreusersfreekicks

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 08:56 - Sep 10 by Swailsey

Hi, just checking to make sure no one is trying to make this into a ten pager? I would hope not.


Why would we do that?
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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 12:59 - Sep 10 with 2506 viewsVic

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 08:44 - Sep 10 by Tractor_Buck

It was alright. Air BnB in the Hertfordshire countryside.

Only problem was that the front door was a bit dodgy and the breeze came in underneath it so it was a bit chilly sometimes. Any ideas what I should put in the feedback?


Sounds like a business opportunity for someone. Something to keep drafts out. Needs a snappy name - suggestions anyone?

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 13:27 - Sep 10 with 2485 viewsCafe_Newman

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 12:59 - Sep 10 by Vic

Sounds like a business opportunity for someone. Something to keep drafts out. Needs a snappy name - suggestions anyone?


How about a "davis"?
Is that snappy enough?
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