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Which is better. Biscuits or Crisps 15:13 - Sep 6 with 4246 viewsDubtractor

Which is better. Biscuits or Crisps


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Which is better. Biscuits or Crisps on 18:08 - Sep 7 with 990 viewsOldsmoker

Which is better. Biscuits or Crisps on 18:01 - Sep 7 by leitrimblue

That's gonna taste horrible dipped into a cup if tea. I'm also not sure it's gonna hold its structural integrity on dunking


That's unfair - dunking is exclusive to Biscuits.
If it wasn't for a dunk in tea, biscuits would be meh*

* unless they were hobnobs and free.
Is there anyone we know who might have some free hobnobs?

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Which is better. Biscuits or Crisps on 18:15 - Sep 7 with 969 viewsChurchman

Which is better. Biscuits or Crisps on 18:08 - Sep 7 by Oldsmoker

That's unfair - dunking is exclusive to Biscuits.
If it wasn't for a dunk in tea, biscuits would be meh*

* unless they were hobnobs and free.
Is there anyone we know who might have some free hobnobs?


I actually don’t like dunking biscuits in tea anyway. It’s just wrong. If I became Emperor for life, I’d ban it.
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Which is better. Biscuits or Crisps on 18:45 - Sep 7 with 952 viewsOldsmoker

Which is better. Biscuits or Crisps on 18:15 - Sep 7 by Churchman

I actually don’t like dunking biscuits in tea anyway. It’s just wrong. If I became Emperor for life, I’d ban it.


Dunking is of course a pursuit of the common man.
With proclamations like that you seem to be more of Dick-tator than an Emperor

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Which is better. Biscuits or Crisps on 18:55 - Sep 7 with 943 viewsChurchman

Which is better. Biscuits or Crisps on 18:45 - Sep 7 by Oldsmoker

Dunking is of course a pursuit of the common man.
With proclamations like that you seem to be more of Dick-tator than an Emperor


A harsh play on a certain person’s first name! I just don’t like soggy, tea soaked biscuits. Ban!

More of a Potater than Dicktator really, given my preference for the gift of the gods - the crisp.
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Which is better. Biscuits or Crisps on 20:00 - Sep 7 with 914 viewsRyorry

Ahem - which *are* better ...

Has anyone tried experimenting with a cheese-flavoured crisp "sandwich" between two plain digestives?

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Which is better. Biscuits or Crisps on 20:18 - Sep 7 with 904 viewsSwansea_Blue

Which is better. Biscuits or Crisps on 18:55 - Sep 7 by Churchman

A harsh play on a certain person’s first name! I just don’t like soggy, tea soaked biscuits. Ban!

More of a Potater than Dicktator really, given my preference for the gift of the gods - the crisp.


Yes, it’s best to avoid soggy biscuit at all cost.

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Which is better. Biscuits or Crisps on 20:44 - Sep 7 with 900 viewsDubtractor

Which is better. Biscuits or Crisps on 18:00 - Sep 7 by Mullet

Absolute nonsense this. It’s definitely biscuits.


I voted biscuits, and it's my poll, so I'm obviously right.

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Which is better. Biscuits or Crisps on 22:30 - Sep 7 with 870 viewsChurchman

Which is better. Biscuits or Crisps on 20:44 - Sep 7 by Dubtractor

I voted biscuits, and it's my poll, so I'm obviously right.


But the vote says otherwise!!! God’s crisp is hammering Satan’s biscuit!

But, yeah, ok, it is your poll.
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Which is better. Biscuits or Crisps on 08:27 - Sep 8 with 806 viewsDubtractor

Which is better. Biscuits or Crisps on 22:30 - Sep 7 by Churchman

But the vote says otherwise!!! God’s crisp is hammering Satan’s biscuit!

But, yeah, ok, it is your poll.


To be clear, both biscuits and crisps are of the gods, certainly the closest I get to worshipping any deity anyway.

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Which is better. Biscuits or Crisps on 11:05 - Sep 8 with 766 viewsleitrimblue

Which is better. Biscuits or Crisps on 18:15 - Sep 7 by Churchman

I actually don’t like dunking biscuits in tea anyway. It’s just wrong. If I became Emperor for life, I’d ban it.


Fair enough Keir, you just keep banning everything you don't like
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Which is better. Biscuits or Crisps on 11:11 - Sep 8 with 762 viewsleitrimblue

Which is better. Biscuits or Crisps on 18:08 - Sep 7 by Oldsmoker

That's unfair - dunking is exclusive to Biscuits.
If it wasn't for a dunk in tea, biscuits would be meh*

* unless they were hobnobs and free.
Is there anyone we know who might have some free hobnobs?


If you removed alcohol as an accompaniment to crisps surely only children would eat um? 🤔
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Which is better. Biscuits or Crisps on 12:10 - Sep 8 with 737 viewsChurchman

Which is better. Biscuits or Crisps on 11:05 - Sep 8 by leitrimblue

Fair enough Keir, you just keep banning everything you don't like


Calling me Kier isn’t very nice. You should be banned for that 😀🥲😅🤣. Or if I was Caesar you could be facing lunch in the Coliseum with the lions.
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Which is better. Biscuits or Crisps on 16:52 - Sep 8 with 681 viewsOldFart71

Never had a biscuit sandwich. Reminds me of an Only Fools and Horses episode where Dell and Rodney are chatting up a couple of girls. Dell is trying to make out Rodney is an International tennis player. One of the girls say's to Rodney what do you prefer "Grass or Astroturf" Rodney who had been distracted said "Don't know, never smoked Astroturf"
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Which is better. Biscuits or Crisps on 16:55 - Sep 8 with 679 viewsmrfixit426

Obviously crisps are superior. But dunking Bourbons in ice cold milk is food of the gods.
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