Greatest achievement while off your face 02:29 - Aug 31 with 4365 views | Reus30 | Yeah I did it, I re-pressurised my boiler and then I made a sandwich. You might as well all bow down to me, because I am a god. Little ducklings |  | | |  |
Greatest achievement while off your face on 07:08 - Aug 31 with 3695 views | TheBlueGnu | I watched all 5 series of George & Mildred whilst sitting in a tin bath filled with luke-warm custard, while off my face. This occurred in the Oxfordshire town of DIdcot, late 1990. |  |
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Greatest achievement while off your face on 07:44 - Aug 31 with 3646 views | GeoffSentence |
Greatest achievement while off your face on 07:08 - Aug 31 by TheBlueGnu | I watched all 5 series of George & Mildred whilst sitting in a tin bath filled with luke-warm custard, while off my face. This occurred in the Oxfordshire town of DIdcot, late 1990. |
Hats off to whomever made that quantity of custard. |  |
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Greatest achievement while off your face on 08:43 - Aug 31 with 3598 views | wischip |
Greatest achievement while off your face on 07:08 - Aug 31 by TheBlueGnu | I watched all 5 series of George & Mildred whilst sitting in a tin bath filled with luke-warm custard, while off my face. This occurred in the Oxfordshire town of DIdcot, late 1990. |
Bird's Custard ? |  | |  |
Greatest achievement while off your face on 08:45 - Aug 31 with 3588 views | WeWereZombies |
Greatest achievement while off your face on 07:08 - Aug 31 by TheBlueGnu | I watched all 5 series of George & Mildred whilst sitting in a tin bath filled with luke-warm custard, while off my face. This occurred in the Oxfordshire town of DIdcot, late 1990. |
That's quite the reprise of the Ann Margaret role in a low budget 'Tommy'. |  |
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Greatest achievement while off your face on 08:47 - Aug 31 with 3579 views | Swansea_Blue | That’s nothing. Tom Wagner Just spent £20M on a striker in League 1. Think how pissed he must have been! |  |
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Greatest achievement while off your face on 09:24 - Aug 31 with 3541 views | NthQldITFC |
Greatest achievement while off your face on 08:43 - Aug 31 by wischip | Bird's Custard ? |
None other worth the name. I won't have my banana in any other. |  |
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Greatest achievement while off your face on 09:26 - Aug 31 with 3533 views | WeWereZombies |
Greatest achievement while off your face on 09:24 - Aug 31 by NthQldITFC | None other worth the name. I won't have my banana in any other. |
Contains palm oil, those who are ethical and health minded are perfectly happy with Morrisons' own brand. I shall be dipping my peaches in some at lunchtime. |  |
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Greatest achievement while off your face on 09:33 - Aug 31 with 3516 views | mutters | Meeting Robert the Bruce in the middle of a cemetery whilst tripping on acid. In retrospect it may or may not have been a tree |  |
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Greatest achievement while off your face on 10:12 - Aug 31 with 3466 views | Keno |
Greatest achievement while off your face on 09:33 - Aug 31 by mutters | Meeting Robert the Bruce in the middle of a cemetery whilst tripping on acid. In retrospect it may or may not have been a tree |
Easy to trip on a tree, those can make the ground very uneven |  |
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Greatest achievement while off your face on 11:37 - Aug 31 with 3404 views | NthQldITFC |
Greatest achievement while off your face on 09:26 - Aug 31 by WeWereZombies | Contains palm oil, those who are ethical and health minded are perfectly happy with Morrisons' own brand. I shall be dipping my peaches in some at lunchtime. |
Damn. I always thought it was made from dead birds. |  |
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Greatest achievement while off your face on 13:26 - Aug 31 with 3324 views | VanSaParody | Drove home Not really! |  | |  |
Greatest achievement while off your face on 13:28 - Aug 31 with 3310 views | BlacknGoldnBlue |
Greatest achievement while off your face on 13:26 - Aug 31 by VanSaParody | Drove home Not really! |
conceived a child |  |
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Greatest achievement while off your face on 13:46 - Aug 31 with 3264 views | leitrimblue | Can't quite decide, but gonna go for attempting Bohemian Rhapsody in a full Karaoke bar while tripping. |  | |  |
Greatest achievement while off your face on 13:51 - Aug 31 with 3242 views | OldFart71 | Falling out of bed and getting back in. |  | |  |
Greatest achievement while off your face on 14:03 - Aug 31 with 3217 views | WeWereZombies |
Greatest achievement while off your face on 13:46 - Aug 31 by leitrimblue | Can't quite decide, but gonna go for attempting Bohemian Rhapsody in a full Karaoke bar while tripping. |
How did you get past 'Is this the real life ?' and then spending three hours hung up on the thought as the floor kept changing from marzipan to a sea of gibbons ? |  |
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Greatest achievement while off your face on 14:23 - Aug 31 with 3163 views | leitrimblue |
Greatest achievement while off your face on 14:03 - Aug 31 by WeWereZombies | How did you get past 'Is this the real life ?' and then spending three hours hung up on the thought as the floor kept changing from marzipan to a sea of gibbons ? |
It wasn't my idea or song choice( think 1 of the lads thought it was amusing to put his/our name down prior to it kicking in). Couldn't really see or understand the lyrics, just followed my 2 compatriots who were in the same state up to the stage. Stood around confused for a while , joined in with the Mama Mias and attempted the Wayne's World style headbanging. Then attempted to follow them back through the stargate to the bar. |  | |  |
Greatest achievement while off your face on 14:50 - Aug 31 with 3094 views | Kropotkin123 | Cooking/coordinating an early Christmas dinner across 4 houses for 20+ friends at uni. Their reaction when they realised we weren't sober 😂 In fairness, that wasn't a solo effort, but still look back at that as one of my greatest achievements in the kitchen. |  |
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Greatest achievement while off your face on 13:26 - Sep 1 with 2914 views | TheBlueGnu |
Greatest achievement while off your face on 07:44 - Aug 31 by GeoffSentence | Hats off to whomever made that quantity of custard. |
Hat's off indeed - it was none other than Sheila Fern |  |
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Greatest achievement while off your face on 13:29 - Sep 1 with 2885 views | GlasgowBlue | My children |  |
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Greatest achievement while off your face on 14:20 - Sep 1 with 2746 views | Oldsmoker | This is a trap. You are Inspector Plod of the Yard and I claim my £5. |  |
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Greatest achievement while off your face on 16:30 - Sep 1 with 2646 views | Wonky | Made a cup of coffee on Ket. Easy enough once I get there, before that one and half hours of thinking it over and planning. |  | |  |
Martine McCutcheon. (n/t) on 16:37 - Sep 1 with 2633 views | Bloots | |  |
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Greatest achievement while off your face on 20:53 - Sep 1 with 2494 views | GeoffSentence |
Greatest achievement while off your face on 13:26 - Sep 1 by TheBlueGnu | Hat's off indeed - it was none other than Sheila Fern |
Checked her wikipedia page and it's not mentioned. Seems like a major ommision. |  |
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Greatest achievement while off your face on 20:54 - Sep 1 with 2489 views | Lord_Lucan |
Greatest achievement while off your face on 13:26 - Aug 31 by VanSaParody | Drove home Not really! |
My mate drove from Ipswich to the Isle of Wight Scooter Rally on mushrooms. |  |
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Greatest achievement while off your face on 20:57 - Sep 1 with 2479 views | GeoffSentence |
Greatest achievement while off your face on 13:26 - Sep 1 by TheBlueGnu | Hat's off indeed - it was none other than Sheila Fern |
This raises a few other questions. Why? Why did Sheila Fearn make a bathful of custard for you. How? How on earth do you make that quantity of custard? Was it made in the bath itself? Was it a sequence of saucepan sized quantities poured into the bath? How much milk and how many tins of custard powder does it take to make a bathful of custard. |  |
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