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Greatest achievement while off your face 02:29 - Aug 31 with 4370 viewsReus30

Yeah I did it, I re-pressurised my boiler and then I made a sandwich.

You might as well all bow down to me, because I am a god. Little ducklings
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Greatest achievement while off your face on 07:08 - Aug 31 with 3699 viewsTheBlueGnu

I watched all 5 series of George & Mildred whilst sitting in a tin bath filled with luke-warm custard, while off my face. This occurred in the Oxfordshire town of DIdcot, late 1990.

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Greatest achievement while off your face on 07:44 - Aug 31 with 3650 viewsGeoffSentence

Greatest achievement while off your face on 07:08 - Aug 31 by TheBlueGnu

I watched all 5 series of George & Mildred whilst sitting in a tin bath filled with luke-warm custard, while off my face. This occurred in the Oxfordshire town of DIdcot, late 1990.


Hats off to whomever made that quantity of custard.

Don't boil a kettle on a boat.
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Greatest achievement while off your face on 08:43 - Aug 31 with 3602 viewswischip

Greatest achievement while off your face on 07:08 - Aug 31 by TheBlueGnu

I watched all 5 series of George & Mildred whilst sitting in a tin bath filled with luke-warm custard, while off my face. This occurred in the Oxfordshire town of DIdcot, late 1990.


Bird's Custard ?
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Greatest achievement while off your face on 08:45 - Aug 31 with 3592 viewsWeWereZombies

Greatest achievement while off your face on 07:08 - Aug 31 by TheBlueGnu

I watched all 5 series of George & Mildred whilst sitting in a tin bath filled with luke-warm custard, while off my face. This occurred in the Oxfordshire town of DIdcot, late 1990.


That's quite the reprise of the Ann Margaret role in a low budget 'Tommy'.

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Greatest achievement while off your face on 08:47 - Aug 31 with 3583 viewsSwansea_Blue

That’s nothing. Tom Wagner Just spent £20M on a striker in League 1. Think how pissed he must have been!

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Greatest achievement while off your face on 09:24 - Aug 31 with 3545 viewsNthQldITFC

Greatest achievement while off your face on 08:43 - Aug 31 by wischip

Bird's Custard ?


None other worth the name. I won't have my banana in any other.

⚔ Long live the Duke of Punuar ⚔
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Greatest achievement while off your face on 09:26 - Aug 31 with 3537 viewsWeWereZombies

Greatest achievement while off your face on 09:24 - Aug 31 by NthQldITFC

None other worth the name. I won't have my banana in any other.


Contains palm oil, those who are ethical and health minded are perfectly happy with Morrisons' own brand. I shall be dipping my peaches in some at lunchtime.

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Greatest achievement while off your face on 09:33 - Aug 31 with 3520 viewsmutters

Meeting Robert the Bruce in the middle of a cemetery whilst tripping on acid.

In retrospect it may or may not have been a tree

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Greatest achievement while off your face on 10:12 - Aug 31 with 3470 viewsKeno

Greatest achievement while off your face on 09:33 - Aug 31 by mutters

Meeting Robert the Bruce in the middle of a cemetery whilst tripping on acid.

In retrospect it may or may not have been a tree


Easy to trip on a tree, those can make the ground very uneven

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Greatest achievement while off your face on 11:37 - Aug 31 with 3408 viewsNthQldITFC

Greatest achievement while off your face on 09:26 - Aug 31 by WeWereZombies

Contains palm oil, those who are ethical and health minded are perfectly happy with Morrisons' own brand. I shall be dipping my peaches in some at lunchtime.


Damn. I always thought it was made from dead birds.

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Greatest achievement while off your face on 13:26 - Aug 31 with 3328 viewsVanSaParody

Drove home









Not really!
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Greatest achievement while off your face on 13:28 - Aug 31 with 3314 viewsBlacknGoldnBlue

Greatest achievement while off your face on 13:26 - Aug 31 by VanSaParody

Drove home









Not really!


conceived a child

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Greatest achievement while off your face on 13:46 - Aug 31 with 3268 viewsleitrimblue

Can't quite decide, but gonna go for attempting Bohemian Rhapsody in a full Karaoke bar while tripping.
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Greatest achievement while off your face on 13:51 - Aug 31 with 3246 viewsOldFart71

Falling out of bed and getting back in.
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Greatest achievement while off your face on 14:03 - Aug 31 with 3221 viewsWeWereZombies

Greatest achievement while off your face on 13:46 - Aug 31 by leitrimblue

Can't quite decide, but gonna go for attempting Bohemian Rhapsody in a full Karaoke bar while tripping.


How did you get past 'Is this the real life ?' and then spending three hours hung up on the thought as the floor kept changing from marzipan to a sea of gibbons ?

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Greatest achievement while off your face on 14:23 - Aug 31 with 3167 viewsleitrimblue

Greatest achievement while off your face on 14:03 - Aug 31 by WeWereZombies

How did you get past 'Is this the real life ?' and then spending three hours hung up on the thought as the floor kept changing from marzipan to a sea of gibbons ?


It wasn't my idea or song choice( think 1 of the lads thought it was amusing to put his/our name down prior to it kicking in). Couldn't really see or understand the lyrics, just followed my 2 compatriots who were in the same state up to the stage.

Stood around confused for a while , joined in with the Mama Mias and attempted the Wayne's World style headbanging.

Then attempted to follow them back through the stargate to the bar.
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Greatest achievement while off your face on 14:50 - Aug 31 with 3098 viewsKropotkin123

Cooking/coordinating an early Christmas dinner across 4 houses for 20+ friends at uni. Their reaction when they realised we weren't sober 😂 In fairness, that wasn't a solo effort, but still look back at that as one of my greatest achievements in the kitchen.

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Greatest achievement while off your face on 13:26 - Sep 1 with 2918 viewsTheBlueGnu

Greatest achievement while off your face on 07:44 - Aug 31 by GeoffSentence

Hats off to whomever made that quantity of custard.


Hat's off indeed - it was none other than Sheila Fern

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Greatest achievement while off your face on 13:29 - Sep 1 with 2889 viewsGlasgowBlue

My children

Hey now, hey now, don't dream it's over
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Greatest achievement while off your face on 14:20 - Sep 1 with 2750 viewsOldsmoker

This is a trap.

You are Inspector Plod of the Yard and I claim my £5.

Don't believe a word I say. I'm only kidding. Or am I?
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Greatest achievement while off your face on 16:30 - Sep 1 with 2650 viewsWonky

Made a cup of coffee on Ket.

Easy enough once I get there, before that one and half hours of thinking it over and planning.
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Martine McCutcheon. (n/t) on 16:37 - Sep 1 with 2637 viewsBloots


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Greatest achievement while off your face on 20:53 - Sep 1 with 2498 viewsGeoffSentence

Greatest achievement while off your face on 13:26 - Sep 1 by TheBlueGnu

Hat's off indeed - it was none other than Sheila Fern


Checked her wikipedia page and it's not mentioned. Seems like a major ommision.

Don't boil a kettle on a boat.
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Greatest achievement while off your face on 20:54 - Sep 1 with 2493 viewsLord_Lucan

Greatest achievement while off your face on 13:26 - Aug 31 by VanSaParody

Drove home









Not really!


My mate drove from Ipswich to the Isle of Wight Scooter Rally on mushrooms.

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Greatest achievement while off your face on 20:57 - Sep 1 with 2483 viewsGeoffSentence

Greatest achievement while off your face on 13:26 - Sep 1 by TheBlueGnu

Hat's off indeed - it was none other than Sheila Fern


This raises a few other questions.

Why? Why did Sheila Fearn make a bathful of custard for you.

How? How on earth do you make that quantity of custard? Was it made in the bath itself? Was it a sequence of saucepan sized quantities poured into the bath? How much milk and how many tins of custard powder does it take to make a bathful of custard.

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