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Classic children's books re-imagined 10:44 - Sep 23 with 5740 viewsEdwardStone

Lonely, hard done by girl is sent to work in a Kosher deli.... this establishment has a reputation for selling mouldy food

Anne of Green Bagels


Lonely bored child is wandering around the grounds of a run-down stately home....finds an overgrown doorway, goes through and encounters a series of corpses exuding foul liquids


Secrete Garden

Any others?
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Classic children's books re-imagined on 13:28 - Sep 24 with 880 viewsfactual_blue

An account of a boring Welshman's difficulties


Dull Ivor's Travails.

Ta neige, Acadie, fait des larmes au soleil
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Classic children's books re-imagined on 14:10 - Sep 24 with 832 viewsKeno

Classic children's books re-imagined on 13:28 - Sep 24 by factual_blue

An account of a boring Welshman's difficulties


Dull Ivor's Travails.


young boy seeks imagination starters a posh restaurant

Harry Potter and the hors d'oeuvres at the Phoenix

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Classic children's books re-imagined on 14:25 - Sep 24 with 813 viewsChurchman

Black Beauty and a day at the Abattoir.

Enough said.
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Classic children's books re-imagined on 14:32 - Sep 24 with 806 viewsWeWereZombies

Classic children's books re-imagined on 17:20 - Sep 23 by WeWereZombies

Dorothy and Toto are swept away from their Kansas home by a whirlwind and land at Bolton's training ground the day before a playoff semi final in 2000. They meet a strange man called Sam Allardyce who is drilling dark arts into all on the pitch.

The Wizard of Clogs


Later that year there is a player revolt when they doubt that the new diet has anything to do with performance enhancement and is, in fact, a cost cutting measure.

Green Eggs And Ham

(We do not like you, Sam Allar, man
We do not like green eggs and ham)

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Classic children's books re-imagined on 14:40 - Sep 24 with 787 viewsRyorry

Classic children's books re-imagined on 20:04 - Sep 23 by Ryorry

Thomas the Tank grows old & can no longer do rhyming slang. He joins an online dating site, meets Theresa the Tug, they get married and their engines bask happily in a rosy glow for ever after.

Thomas gets Tugged.


But poor Thomas remains sadly unloved on TWTD, maybe a bit too close to the boner for some

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Classic children's books re-imagined on 14:51 - Sep 24 with 753 viewsKeno

Classic children's books re-imagined on 14:40 - Sep 24 by Ryorry

But poor Thomas remains sadly unloved on TWTD, maybe a bit too close to the boner for some


there are the Mark Twain classics about a member of the royal family

The Prince and the Pizza
The Prince and the Paper girl
The Prince and the Pedo

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Classic children's books re-imagined on 14:59 - Sep 24 with 747 viewsWeWereZombies

Cost conscious child discovers how much diesel earth moving equipment uses and decides to write book about this environmental threat.

The Very Hungry Caterpillar

Poll: What was in Wes Burns' imaginary cup of tea ?

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Classic children's books re-imagined on 16:27 - Sep 24 with 699 viewsCafe_Newman

Wannabe butterfly gets through life on a diet of goulash and pálinka.

The Very Hungarian Caterpillar
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Classic children's books re-imagined on 16:30 - Sep 24 with 688 viewssoupytwist

Classic children's books re-imagined on 14:32 - Sep 24 by WeWereZombies

Later that year there is a player revolt when they doubt that the new diet has anything to do with performance enhancement and is, in fact, a cost cutting measure.

Green Eggs And Ham

(We do not like you, Sam Allar, man
We do not like green eggs and ham)


Oi!

Classic children's books re-imagined by soupytwist 23 Sep 2024 15:00
A former England and Norwich City goalkeeper embarks on a very limited dietary plan that only involves cured meats and unborn chickens.

Rob Green, Eggs and Ham.

[Post edited 24 Sep 2024 16:30]
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Classic children's books re-imagined on 16:48 - Sep 24 with 620 viewsElephantintheRoom

Little White Orlando

Thomas the Trans Engine

The Vegan Five

Swallows and Lesbians

Biggles has nothing to fly

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Classic children's books re-imagined on 17:47 - Sep 24 with 611 viewsWeWereZombies

Classic children's books re-imagined on 16:30 - Sep 24 by soupytwist

Oi!

Classic children's books re-imagined by soupytwist 23 Sep 2024 15:00
A former England and Norwich City goalkeeper embarks on a very limited dietary plan that only involves cured meats and unborn chickens.

Rob Green, Eggs and Ham.

[Post edited 24 Sep 2024 16:30]


Sorry, but I did play the Sam, I am aspect better...

Anyway, Delia instructs an architect to follow his vision for the best place to show off their League Cup and Second Division winners trophies. 'I'll leave it up to you, but maybe something like a palace or a mansion' she suggests.

The Little House In the Pantry

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Classic children's books re-imagined on 17:52 - Sep 24 with 606 viewsYou_Bloo_Right

A family in rural Suffolk survives the great depression of League 1 status and whilst the patriarch finds himself out of favour with his employer he remains steadfastly loyal ....

The Waltons

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Classic children's books re-imagined on 18:01 - Sep 24 with 603 viewsWarkystache

1920's impish schoolboy goes through gender reassignment surgery.

Just Gillian

A naive young girl finds a computer site where she can post nude pics for perverts to enjoy, in return for electronic payments.

Charlotte's Dark Web

A young lad begins his ascent into adulthood through magic which happens beneath the sheets of his bed from 11.59pm.

Tom;s Midnight Hardon

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Classic children's books re-imagined on 21:21 - Sep 24 with 526 viewsArnoldMoorhen

Classic children's books re-imagined on 13:20 - Sep 23 by DanTheMan

And that's without getting into the literal slavery that's already in the books that everyone seems weirdly cool with.


Well, Hermione wasn't cool with it.

And nor are me or the rest of the gang in the Elf Liberation Front.
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Classic children's books re-imagined on 23:50 - Sep 24 with 502 viewsYou_Bloo_Right

The story of a diminutive boy and his adventures with various football teams who eventually fulfils a lifelong ambition to become a jockey.


Tabbelina

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Classic children's books re-imagined on 07:40 - Sep 25 with 468 viewsWeWereZombies

So there is the long ball out of defence and Uhlenbeek is chasing it down hard, but he doesn't stop when he gets to the byline, carries on through the gap between the East and North stands, they've already opened the gates to let the crowd out and he's off up Portman Road, over to Civic Drive, along Tavern Street and then he finally comes to rest and browses the male toiletries. Yes, it's

Gus In Boots

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Classic children's books re-imagined on 07:50 - Sep 25 with 464 viewsBlueBoots

Was going to think of one to add, but never going to be able to top this (surprised it hadn't been posted after 3 pages!)

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Classic children's books re-imagined on 08:12 - Sep 25 with 442 viewsKeno

Classic children's books re-imagined on 21:21 - Sep 24 by ArnoldMoorhen

Well, Hermione wasn't cool with it.

And nor are me or the rest of the gang in the Elf Liberation Front.


pah splitter

your nothing compared to the Liberation Front for Elves
[Post edited 25 Sep 2024 8:12]

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