| Classic children's books re-imagined 10:44 - Sep 23 with 5747 views | EdwardStone |
Lonely, hard done by girl is sent to work in a Kosher deli.... this establishment has a reputation for selling mouldy food
Anne of Green Bagels
Lonely bored child is wandering around the grounds of a run-down stately home....finds an overgrown doorway, goes through and encounters a series of corpses exuding foul liquids
Secrete Garden
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| Classic children's books re-imagined on 16:53 - Sep 23 with 1520 views | factual_blue |
| Classic children's books re-imagined on 16:38 - Sep 23 by DJR |
Five Get Into Trouble
Julian introduces the others to crack cocaine.
Five Are Together Again
After going on the run to different places, the Famous Five are captured and spend the night in a police cell. [Post edited 23 Sep 2024 17:45]
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The Famous Five embrace the joys of sado-masochism, homosexuality and cockney rhyming slang
Lashing a ginger beer. |  |
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| Classic children's books re-imagined on 17:20 - Sep 23 with 1477 views | WeWereZombies |
Dorothy and Toto are swept away from their Kansas home by a whirlwind and land at Bolton's training ground the day before a playoff semi final in 2000. They meet a strange man called Sam Allardyce who is drilling dark arts into all on the pitch.
The Wizard of Clogs |  |
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| Classic children's books re-imagined on 17:22 - Sep 23 with 1465 views | You_Bloo_Right |
A young Genevan man uses hate-inspired social media campaigns to fund his lavish lifestyle,
The Swiss Tommy Robinson |  |
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| Classic children's books re-imagined on 17:38 - Sep 23 with 1427 views | NthQldITFC |
| Classic children's books re-imagined on 12:11 - Sep 23 by MattinLondon |
We’re Going on a Bear Hunt
A bloodlust fuelled gang of trophy hunters and their XL bully dog, try to add to their list of kills by hunting a notorious bear. Unbeknownst to them the bear has been genetically altered and has an IQ far above that of a normal bear.
The tables are turned on the hunters who try to escape over harsh terrain but huge rivers, muddy ground and torrential rain hinder their escape.
After being picked off one-by-one the eldest of the gang is ripped apart. The bear leaves with a new found taste for human flesh. |
We’re Going on a Bare Hunt
Rupert, Tarquin and chums mount up for the Cotswold Hunt for a Boxing Day special in the nude, and the jolly old fox bites all their pathetic little cocks off. |  |
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| Classic children's books re-imagined on 17:40 - Sep 23 with 1419 views | NthQldITFC |
Watership Lockdown
Hazel, Bigwig, Fiver and all the other little bunnies stay in their warren for 350 somewhat less than riveting pages because Covid has come back. | |
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| Classic children's books re-imagined on 17:41 - Sep 23 with 1414 views | Keno |
| Classic children's books re-imagined on 17:22 - Sep 23 by You_Bloo_Right |
A young Genevan man uses hate-inspired social media campaigns to fund his lavish lifestyle,
The Swiss Tommy Robinson |
the story of football team manager who stands in technical area wearing a woolly bubble head covering
The T wat in The Hat |  |
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| Classic children's books re-imagined on 17:45 - Sep 23 with 1406 views | You_Bloo_Right |
Plans to reform the House of Lords take a turn for the worse,
A Thousand and One Knights | |
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| Classic children's books re-imagined on 18:07 - Sep 23 with 1375 views | You_Bloo_Right |
Independent Commission recommend contraversial punishment for Manchester City
20,000 Leagues Under the Sea | |
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| Classic children's books re-imagined on 18:12 - Sep 23 with 1365 views | PhilTWTD |
| Classic children's books re-imagined on 18:07 - Sep 23 by You_Bloo_Right |
Independent Commission recommend contraversial punishment for Manchester City
20,000 Leagues Under the Sea |
Blimey, that's down below the Scottish divisions! |  | | |
| Classic children's books re-imagined on 18:16 - Sep 23 with 1356 views | Churchman |
The Gruffalo Burger
A short book but very tasty with a little cheese. |  | | |
| Classic children's books re-imagined on 18:19 - Sep 23 with 1353 views | You_Bloo_Right |
| Classic children's books re-imagined on 18:12 - Sep 23 by PhilTWTD |
Blimey, that's down below the Scottish divisions! |
Well it's certainly nowhere Nereus | |
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| Classic children's books re-imagined on 18:34 - Sep 23 with 1313 views | Keno |
| Classic children's books re-imagined on 18:19 - Sep 23 by You_Bloo_Right |
Well it's certainly nowhere Nereus |
Teenage boys copie the 'sexual preference' of his footballing hero while on holiday
Harry Potter and the Pensioner of Azkaban | |
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| Classic children's books re-imagined on 18:37 - Sep 23 with 1300 views | MattinLondon |
The Labour front bench invites themselves for afternoon tea at the home of a constituent of the PM. There, they consume all the food and drink in the house, leaving the young mother and daughter to starve. The politicians then make their excuses and clear off.
The Freeloaders who came for tea. |  | | |
| Classic children's books re-imagined on 18:44 - Sep 23 with 1288 views | MattinLondon |
Right-wing political spin doctors create a puppet who wishes on a star that he would like to become a duplicitous hate preacher. A racist Fairy appears and grants his wish thus making him come alive. He learns to inspire riots, never to accept responsibility and that it’s always someone else’s fault.
Nigeocchio. | | | |
| Classic children's books re-imagined on 18:44 - Sep 23 with 1289 views | You_Bloo_Right |
Follow our hero as he forges a career in professional football whilst fathering two sons who eventually both outdo his own exploits,
The Adventures of Laudrup-daddy Finn | |
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| Classic children's books re-imagined on 19:44 - Sep 23 with 1239 views | NthQldITFC |
The Wind in the Pillows
A somewhat repetitive audiobook, which I recorded in my bed over the course of one night following a curry and gassy lager evening.
PM me for a 10% discount for TWTD members. | |
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| Classic children's books re-imagined on 20:04 - Sep 23 with 1213 views | Ryorry |
Thomas the Tank grows old & can no longer do rhyming slang. He joins an online dating site, meets Theresa the Tug, they get married and their engines bask happily in a rosy glow for ever after.
Thomas gets Tugged. |  |
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| Classic children's books re-imagined on 20:04 - Sep 23 with 1210 views | Keno |
| Classic children's books re-imagined on 19:44 - Sep 23 by NthQldITFC |
The Wind in the Pillows
A somewhat repetitive audiobook, which I recorded in my bed over the course of one night following a curry and gassy lager evening.
PM me for a 10% discount for TWTD members. |
Story of a boy who over indulged in 'self pleasure'
Thomas the Tank Engine
This is not an autobiography obviously [Post edited 23 Sep 2024 20:05]
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| Classic children's books re-imagined on 20:07 - Sep 23 with 1193 views | Churchman |
The Pied Predator of Hamelin
The locals decide the kids are better off with the rats. | | | |
| Classic children's books re-imagined on 20:09 - Sep 23 with 1180 views | Ryorry |
| Classic children's books re-imagined on 20:07 - Sep 23 by Churchman |
The Pied Predator of Hamelin
The locals decide the kids are better off with the rats. |
Think you spelled 'Harrods' incorrectly. | |
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| Classic children's books re-imagined on 20:21 - Sep 23 with 1139 views | Keno |
| Classic children's books re-imagined on 20:09 - Sep 23 by Ryorry |
Think you spelled 'Harrods' incorrectly. |
The unfortunate take of the overly well endowed young lady who couldn't find suitable 'support wear'
Mary Pop-outs | |
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| Classic children's books re-imagined on 20:29 - Sep 23 with 1121 views | You_Bloo_Right |
A tailor tells of his life and times in Savile Row
The Just Sew Stories | |
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| Classic children's books re-imagined on 08:37 - Sep 24 with 976 views | jontysnut |
The adventures of a young Swiss girl and her grandfather in a holiday camp.
Heidi- Hi |  | | |
| Classic children's books re-imagined on 08:59 - Sep 24 with 947 views | soupytwist |
A Jewish girl from the Netherlands starts a business making cheese, yoghurt and butter.
The Dairy of Anne Frank. |  | | |
| Classic children's books re-imagined on 09:06 - Sep 24 with 915 views | Keno |
| Classic children's books re-imagined on 08:59 - Sep 24 by soupytwist |
A Jewish girl from the Netherlands starts a business making cheese, yoghurt and butter.
The Dairy of Anne Frank. |
Not sure if its a book but Pixar have the rights to the film
a young boy learn to control a cross dresser
How to train your drag queen | |
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