| Classic children's books re-imagined 10:44 - Sep 23 with 5770 views | EdwardStone |
Lonely, hard done by girl is sent to work in a Kosher deli.... this establishment has a reputation for selling mouldy food
Anne of Green Bagels
Lonely bored child is wandering around the grounds of a run-down stately home....finds an overgrown doorway, goes through and encounters a series of corpses exuding foul liquids
Secrete Garden
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| Classic children's books re-imagined on 10:50 - Sep 23 with 3315 views | exeterblue10 |
The lying bitch in the wardrobe
Fed up with her constant spreading of malicious gossip, the only solution was to incarcerate her in the walk-in. [Post edited 23 Sep 2024 11:48]
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| Classic children's books re-imagined on 10:54 - Sep 23 with 3297 views | Keno |
| Classic children's books re-imagined on 10:50 - Sep 23 by exeterblue10 |
The lying bitch in the wardrobe
Fed up with her constant spreading of malicious gossip, the only solution was to incarcerate her in the walk-in. [Post edited 23 Sep 2024 11:48]
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Young girl goes for a walk in a run down northern sh1t hole
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| Classic children's books re-imagined on 11:11 - Sep 23 with 3259 views | iamatractorboy |
Major scandal as Cadbury's Dairy Milk bars are contaminated with class A drugs.
Charlie in the Chocolate Factory. | | | |
| Classic children's books re-imagined on 11:12 - Sep 23 with 3253 views | Keno |
| Classic children's books re-imagined on 10:54 - Sep 23 by Keno |
Young girl goes for a walk in a run down northern sh1t hole
Alice in Sunderland |
Two German brothers take a tour around a run down northern sh1t hole and recall all the people who told them how nice it would be to
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| Classic children's books re-imagined on 11:18 - Sep 23 with 3199 views | PhilTWTD |
| Classic children's books re-imagined on 10:54 - Sep 23 by Keno |
Young girl goes for a walk in a run down northern sh1t hole
Alice in Sunderland |
Written by a former Town player.
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| Classic children's books re-imagined on 11:24 - Sep 23 with 3149 views | Keno |
| Classic children's books re-imagined on 11:18 - Sep 23 by PhilTWTD |
Written by a former Town player.
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lady like to make up names and stories for her favourite sex toy
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| Classic children's books re-imagined on 11:33 - Sep 23 with 3096 views | MattinLondon |
Harry Potter gets the Philosopher stoned
Little delinquent from a southern s**thole abuses his aunt and uncle. As a consequence he gets sent to a young offenders institution run by a bearded psychotic arsehole. There, with no moral guidance from the woefully inadequate teachers he manufactures drugs (under the code name of magic) and gets visiting professors etc stoned. |  | | |
| Classic children's books re-imagined on 12:06 - Sep 23 with 2999 views | Miaow |
Ohrid Henry
The story of a young boy who lives on the shores of a lake straddling the border between Albania and North Macedonia. |  |
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| Classic children's books re-imagined on 12:10 - Sep 23 with 2987 views | WeWereZombies |
Young child goes to sleep for twenty minutes
Kid napped
'Top Gear' star loses reputation as test driver due to new starring role in TWTD's Friday poo thread.
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| Classic children's books re-imagined on 12:11 - Sep 23 with 2984 views | MattinLondon |
We’re Going on a Bear Hunt
A bloodlust fuelled gang of trophy hunters and their XL bully dog, try to add to their list of kills by hunting a notorious bear. Unbeknownst to them the bear has been genetically altered and has an IQ far above that of a normal bear.
The tables are turned on the hunters who try to escape over harsh terrain but huge rivers, muddy ground and torrential rain hinder their escape.
After being picked off one-by-one the eldest of the gang is ripped apart. The bear leaves with a new found taste for human flesh. | | | |
| Classic children's books re-imagined on 12:25 - Sep 23 with 2948 views | factual_blue |
| Classic children's books re-imagined on 11:33 - Sep 23 by MattinLondon |
Harry Potter gets the Philosopher stoned
Little delinquent from a southern s**thole abuses his aunt and uncle. As a consequence he gets sent to a young offenders institution run by a bearded psychotic arsehole. There, with no moral guidance from the woefully inadequate teachers he manufactures drugs (under the code name of magic) and gets visiting professors etc stoned. |
Harry Potter And The Chamber of Commerce
Harry becomes the owner of a small business, and joins the local chamber of commerce, the Rotary Club and the golf club.
He is then free to indulge in casual racism at one (or more) of those institutions. |  |
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| Classic children's books re-imagined on 12:31 - Sep 23 with 2928 views | MattinLondon |
| Classic children's books re-imagined on 12:25 - Sep 23 by factual_blue |
Harry Potter And The Chamber of Commerce
Harry becomes the owner of a small business, and joins the local chamber of commerce, the Rotary Club and the golf club.
He is then free to indulge in casual racism at one (or more) of those institutions. |
It’s not at all casual - muggle this, mudblood that. Blatant, that’s what boarding school encourages. | | | |
| Classic children's books re-imagined on 12:46 - Sep 23 with 2891 views | homer_123 |
| Classic children's books re-imagined on 11:24 - Sep 23 by Keno |
lady like to make up names and stories for her favourite sex toy
The Tales of Peter Rabbitt |
Harrowing personal account of the sordid and abusive DJ underworld.
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| Classic children's books re-imagined on 12:47 - Sep 23 with 2884 views | WeWereZombies |
Scroglia is visited by the ghosts of Christmas past, present and future and becomes bereft that none of them bring news of trophies. She goes to visit Bob Robsit who the local news outlet tell her is poverty stricken and without any comforts only to find a full house and an abundance of talent and happiness.
A Christmas Carrow [Post edited 23 Sep 2024 13:14]
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| Classic children's books re-imagined on 13:04 - Sep 23 with 2854 views | factual_blue |
| Classic children's books re-imagined on 11:18 - Sep 23 by PhilTWTD |
Written by a former Town player.
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Romeo Zondervan was responsible for a reimagined version of that, which actually features a Town player: Sunderland In Alice. | |
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| Classic children's books re-imagined on 13:09 - Sep 23 with 2825 views | You_Bloo_Right |
Bilbo Baggins attempts to re-assert the property rights of a number of dwarves but is given short shrift by the thieving Smaug ...
The Hoppit |  |
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| Classic children's books re-imagined on 13:14 - Sep 23 with 2796 views | You_Bloo_Right |
The intimate diary of a fellatio lover with compulsive buying disorder ....
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| Classic children's books re-imagined on 13:20 - Sep 23 with 2753 views | DanTheMan |
| Classic children's books re-imagined on 12:31 - Sep 23 by MattinLondon |
It’s not at all casual - muggle this, mudblood that. Blatant, that’s what boarding school encourages. |
And that's without getting into the literal slavery that's already in the books that everyone seems weirdly cool with. |  |
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| Classic children's books re-imagined on 13:25 - Sep 23 with 2733 views | Deano69 |
| Classic children's books re-imagined on 11:11 - Sep 23 by iamatractorboy |
Major scandal as Cadbury's Dairy Milk bars are contaminated with class A drugs.
Charlie in the Chocolate Factory. |
I had an alternative, probably not for here |  |
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| Classic children's books re-imagined on 13:30 - Sep 23 with 2722 views | Ryorry |
ITFC is bought by an American outfit who appoint a genius CEO + unknown young manager with a brain the size of a mainframe computer that masterminds every game, resulting in the club rocketing up the tables and achieving back to back promotions, despite the evil machinations of SueElla de Wednesdayville and Lufcella de Leedsville.
101 formations . |  |
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| Classic children's books re-imagined on 14:38 - Sep 23 with 2591 views | Swansea_Blue |
An outbreak of salmonella strikes the honey supplies of Hundred Acre Wood...
Winnie-the Poo |  |
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| Classic children's books re-imagined on 15:00 - Sep 23 with 2549 views | soupytwist |
A former England and Norwich City goalkeeper embarks on a very limited dietary plan that only involves cured meats and unborn chickens.
Rob Green, Eggs and Ham. [Post edited 24 Sep 2024 9:00]
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| Classic children's books re-imagined on 16:20 - Sep 23 with 2483 views | factual_blue |
Winnie the Pooh author moves to norfolk, and celebrates this with a new collection of poems
Now We Are Six-fingered. | |
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| Classic children's books re-imagined on 16:30 - Sep 23 with 2435 views | MattinLondon |
| Classic children's books re-imagined on 13:20 - Sep 23 by DanTheMan |
And that's without getting into the literal slavery that's already in the books that everyone seems weirdly cool with. |
Those wizards are just scum. | | | |
| Classic children's books re-imagined on 16:38 - Sep 23 with 2397 views | DJR |
Five Get Into Trouble
Julian introduces the others to crack cocaine.
Five Are Together Again
After going on the run to different places, the Famous Five are captured and spend the night in a police cell. [Post edited 23 Sep 2024 17:45]
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