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Ed Sheeran is at the darts 13:55 - Dec 20 with 3062 viewsDBaldy

And the crowd were just singing "Ipswich get battered everywhere they go"

Made me chuckle.
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Ed Sheeran is at the darts on 13:59 - Dec 20 with 2967 viewsfootball

thanks for heads up - just fired the stick up. Beats report writing
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Ed Sheeran is at the darts on 14:02 - Dec 20 with 2913 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

Bit daft after we've just won away!

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Ed Sheeran is at the darts on 14:08 - Dec 20 with 2824 viewsbaxterbasics

I would argue we've only been battered twice, maybe three times if we include 0-2 at home V Everton. The rest have been those classic 'fine margins'

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Ed Sheeran is at the darts on 14:10 - Dec 20 with 2790 viewsNedPlimpton

Ed Sheeran is at the darts on 14:08 - Dec 20 by baxterbasics

I would argue we've only been battered twice, maybe three times if we include 0-2 at home V Everton. The rest have been those classic 'fine margins'


Beery crowd in embellishing the truth for the sake of a chant shocker!
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Ed Sheeran is at the darts on 14:12 - Dec 20 with 2782 viewspositivity

Ed Sheeran is at the darts on 14:08 - Dec 20 by baxterbasics

I would argue we've only been battered twice, maybe three times if we include 0-2 at home V Everton. The rest have been those classic 'fine margins'


tbf, "ipswich get narrowly beaten by fine margins almost everywhere except tottenham, wolverhampton and all the places they've drawn" doesn't scan very well!

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He's there supporting.... on 14:13 - Dec 20 with 2771 viewsBloots

....Bertie, the darts playing window cleaner from Ipswich.

Who was crap.

And got stuffed.

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Ed Sheeran is at the darts on 14:14 - Dec 20 with 2756 viewsfootball

Sheeran give us a song...
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Ed Sheeran is at the darts on 14:30 - Dec 20 with 2600 viewsglasso

Ed Sheeran is at the darts on 14:12 - Dec 20 by positivity

tbf, "ipswich get narrowly beaten by fine margins almost everywhere except tottenham, wolverhampton and all the places they've drawn" doesn't scan very well!


We should work on it as a factual retort when we need it, though.
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Ed Sheeran is at the darts on 15:53 - Dec 20 with 2232 views_clive_baker_

Ed Sheeran is at the darts on 14:30 - Dec 20 by glasso

We should work on it as a factual retort when we need it, though.


"2 wins, 2 draws and 4 defeats from our 8 away games this season, with 2 of those defeats only being by a single goal including an injury time winner at Brentford in a game we were 2-0 uuuuuuppp....

YOU'LL NEVER SING THAT'.
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He's there supporting.... on 16:00 - Dec 20 with 2169 viewsbournemouthblue

He's there supporting.... on 14:13 - Dec 20 by Bloots

....Bertie, the darts playing window cleaner from Ipswich.

Who was crap.

And got stuffed.

"Magic darts"


Meikle is the other Ipswich fan, doing a bit better so far

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He's there supporting.... on 16:02 - Dec 20 with 2153 views_clive_baker_

He's there supporting.... on 16:00 - Dec 20 by bournemouthblue

Meikle is the other Ipswich fan, doing a bit better so far


Yeah he's getting knocked out tomorrow.
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He's there supporting.... on 19:48 - Dec 20 with 1706 viewsITFC_Forever

He's there supporting.... on 16:02 - Dec 20 by _clive_baker_

Yeah he's getting knocked out tomorrow.


Is he against Fabio Wardley?

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Ed Sheeran is at the darts on 19:51 - Dec 20 with 1688 viewsITFC_Forever

There was a Super Kieran McKenna sign there last night behind the players where they walk on.


A Forest fan came in the chip shop after the game up there and started the “Ipswich get battered everywhere they go” when he saw we were Town fans. His girlfriend told him to shut up and I said a 1-0 with a penalty isn’t exactly a battering. He shut up and everyone including his girlfriend laughed.
All good fun, the Forest fans were probably the friendliest we’ve met so far this season. Brighton’s as well to be fair.
[Post edited 20 Dec 2024 20:32]

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Ed Sheeran is at the darts on 19:58 - Dec 20 with 1643 viewssjg

Ed Sheeran is at the darts on 19:51 - Dec 20 by ITFC_Forever

There was a Super Kieran McKenna sign there last night behind the players where they walk on.


A Forest fan came in the chip shop after the game up there and started the “Ipswich get battered everywhere they go” when he saw we were Town fans. His girlfriend told him to shut up and I said a 1-0 with a penalty isn’t exactly a battering. He shut up and everyone including his girlfriend laughed.
All good fun, the Forest fans were probably the friendliest we’ve met so far this season. Brighton’s as well to be fair.
[Post edited 20 Dec 2024 20:32]


I imagine after you said that some sunglasses dropped from the ceiling right onto your face, an epic guitar solo started and his girlfriend fell onto your arm
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Ed Sheeran is at the darts on 20:19 - Dec 20 with 1569 viewsITFC_Forever

Ed Sheeran is at the darts on 19:58 - Dec 20 by sjg

I imagine after you said that some sunglasses dropped from the ceiling right onto your face, an epic guitar solo started and his girlfriend fell onto your arm


You were there too?!

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Ed Sheeran is at the darts on 20:33 - Dec 20 with 1514 viewsBrockleyBlue78

Ed Sheeran is at the darts on 19:51 - Dec 20 by ITFC_Forever

There was a Super Kieran McKenna sign there last night behind the players where they walk on.


A Forest fan came in the chip shop after the game up there and started the “Ipswich get battered everywhere they go” when he saw we were Town fans. His girlfriend told him to shut up and I said a 1-0 with a penalty isn’t exactly a battering. He shut up and everyone including his girlfriend laughed.
All good fun, the Forest fans were probably the friendliest we’ve met so far this season. Brighton’s as well to be fair.
[Post edited 20 Dec 2024 20:32]


Erm. Chip shop. Battered. Whoosh.
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Ed Sheeran is at the darts on 20:43 - Dec 20 with 1467 viewsCafe_Newman

Ed Sheeran is at the darts on 14:12 - Dec 20 by positivity

tbf, "ipswich get narrowly beaten by fine margins almost everywhere except tottenham, wolverhampton and all the places they've drawn" doesn't scan very well!


That's what I thought first up and then the obvious jumped into my head

Try chanting "ipswich get narrowly beaten by fine margins almost everywhere except tottenham, wolverhampton and all the places they've drawn" to Edith Piaf's Non, je ne regrette rien:

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Ed Sheeran is at the darts on 21:24 - Dec 20 with 1342 viewsITFC_Forever

Ed Sheeran is at the darts on 20:33 - Dec 20 by BrockleyBlue78

Erm. Chip shop. Battered. Whoosh.


I did try to think of a witty fish shop based joke in the few seconds I had but failed.

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