| Naming ducklings after footballers 10:37 - Mar 25 with 2110 views | Keno |
my 5 year grandson school class has duckling and he was asked to name one so I suggested Conor Quacklin
what else you got TWTD?
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| Quack Taylor. (n/t) on 10:39 - Mar 25 with 1615 views | Bloots |
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| Quaxel Tuanzebe. (n/t) on 10:41 - Mar 25 with 1604 views | Bloots |
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| Jimmy Mallard (n/t) on 10:43 - Mar 25 with 1586 views | Keno |
| Quaxel Tuanzebe. (n/t) on 10:41 - Mar 25 by Bloots |
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| Oi, NQ…. on 10:48 - Mar 25 with 1553 views | Bloots |
| Jimmy Mallard (n/t) on 10:43 - Mar 25 by Keno |
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….how can you upvote that and not “Quaxel”!!!!
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| Naming ducklings after footballers on 10:49 - Mar 25 with 1551 views | NthQldITFC |
Greylag Harbey
Pochard Wright |  |
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| Oi, NQ…. on 10:50 - Mar 25 with 1537 views | NthQldITFC |
| Oi, NQ…. on 10:48 - Mar 25 by Bloots |
….how can you upvote that and not “Quaxel”!!!!
FFS, don’t know why I bother! |
I'd never heard of a Quaxel... and then I got it! Durr! | |
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| Naming ducklings after footballers on 10:51 - Mar 25 with 1532 views | LeBlue |
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| I can sleep easy tonight now. (n/t) on 10:51 - Mar 25 with 1521 views | Bloots |
| Oi, NQ…. on 10:50 - Mar 25 by NthQldITFC |
I'd never heard of a Quaxel... and then I got it! Durr! |
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| Naming ducklings after footballers on 10:52 - Mar 25 with 1515 views | LeBlue |
Chris Waddle | | | |
| Ive given you one Bloots (n/t) on 10:52 - Mar 25 with 1512 views | Keno |
| I can sleep easy tonight now. (n/t) on 10:51 - Mar 25 by Bloots |
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| Naming ducklings after footballers on 10:53 - Mar 25 with 1505 views | Keno |
| Naming ducklings after footballers on 10:52 - Mar 25 by LeBlue |
Chris Waddle |
Gus Uhlenbeak | |
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| Quaxel Tuanzebe. (n/t) on 10:54 - Mar 25 with 1503 views | ArnoldMoorhen |
| Quaxel Tuanzebe. (n/t) on 10:41 - Mar 25 by Bloots |
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Or maybe Quaxel Tuanzebeak, for a double-yolker.
Which leads us nicely onto Egg Upson.
Sammie Smozduck
David McGoldeneye
Paul Cooter
Footballers who played for other teams could include:
Shaun Teal
Matthew Featherwington
Wayne Mooney (if it's a duck that looks like a cow, walks like a cow and talks like a cow). |  | | |
| I noticed this time. (n/t) on 11:02 - Mar 25 with 1458 views | Bloots |
| Ive given you one Bloots (n/t) on 10:52 - Mar 25 by Keno |
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| Naming ducklings after footballers on 11:09 - Mar 25 with 1435 views | NthQldITFC |
| Naming ducklings after footballers on 10:53 - Mar 25 by Keno |
Gus Uhlenbeak |
Bill Baxter, shirley? | |
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| Naming ducklings after footballers on 11:11 - Mar 25 with 1422 views | Cafe_Newman |
We used to have a duckling called Uhlenbeek:
Uhlenbeek, Uhlenbeek with his downy wings,
Uhlenbeek, Uhlenbeek with his downy wings,
Uhlenbeek,
Uhlenbeek..
Uhlenbeek....
Anyway, he turned out to be a she and one day flew away never to return.
We also had a piglet called Trotsky |  | | |
| Naming ducklings after footballers on 11:15 - Mar 25 with 1393 views | Cafe_Newman |
| Naming ducklings after footballers on 11:09 - Mar 25 by NthQldITFC |
Bill Baxter, shirley? |
Bill Quaxter, shirlier? | | | |
| Quack Taylor. (n/t) on 11:29 - Mar 25 with 1366 views | Steve_M |
| Quack Taylor. (n/t) on 10:39 - Mar 25 by Bloots |
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Quack Quark? |  |
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| Quack Taylor. (n/t) on 11:40 - Mar 25 with 1341 views | Keno |
| Quack Taylor. (n/t) on 11:29 - Mar 25 by Steve_M |
Quack Quark? |
Bobby Featha | |
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| Naming ducklings after footballers on 11:44 - Mar 25 with 1322 views | DJR |
| Naming ducklings after footballers on 10:51 - Mar 25 by LeBlue |
Flying Downs |
Eider Down[s] [Post edited 25 Mar 11:44]
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| Naming ducklings after footballers on 11:52 - Mar 25 with 1298 views | bsw72 |
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| Naming ducklings after footballers on 12:28 - Mar 25 with 1219 views | Mullet |
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| Naming ducklings after footballers on 12:33 - Mar 25 with 1211 views | stjohnsblue |
I see your Bobby Featha and raise you a Boobie Petta
Gotta love a blue footed boobie.
right....back to work. | | | |
| Naming ducklings after footballers on 13:19 - Mar 25 with 1136 views | TheBlueGnu |
James, if it is a Muscowy | |
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| Naming ducklings after footballers on 13:26 - Mar 25 with 1123 views | You_Bloo_Right |
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| Naming ducklings after footballers on 13:33 - Mar 25 with 1105 views | NthQldITFC |
| Naming ducklings after footballers on 12:28 - Mar 25 by Mullet |
Bradley L’orrange |
Do you mean Bradley Orrville? | |
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