| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. 20:31 - Jun 19 with 2693 views | NthQldITFC |
28 Day Slater
Little Stuart awakes from a coma to discover that he has four weeks to escape from under Neil Thompson's massive arse in the changing rooms before John Lyall assumes that he's run off back to West Ham and is forced into playing Lee Durrant in Slater's place. |  |
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 13:48 - Jun 20 with 590 views | wischip |
The Human Centipede (Hirst Sequence).
George Hirst plays an insane scientist with macabre fantasies who kidnaps 3 tourists & conjoins their 3 haircuts together. |  | | |
| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 15:39 - Jun 20 with 538 views | BlueBoots |
The Quanermass Xperiment
Having gone missing for a number of years, we discover that Collin Quaner had been holed up on a lunar spacestation where he was hypnotised by the evil Dr. Lambert into creating an army of humanoid robot priests, who are then sent to Earth programmed to brainwash Christians into supporting the Scottish national football team. |  |
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 16:26 - Jun 20 with 513 views | WeWereZombies |
Doctor Couñago
David Lean brings Pasternak's epic to the big screen as we see a young and talented Galician arrive at Portman Road expecting his career to be carefully guided in a team expecting a stay in the Premier League but relegation and overthrow of those in charge blighted those prospects. After a retreat to the snowy wastes of Malaga he returned to the capital of football but the changed times made life difficult. Nevertheless he is a fond memory for thousands. |  |
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 17:28 - Jun 20 with 488 views | The_Major |
Romeo Is Reading
Harrowing tale of how innocent little Dutch boy Ulrich Wilson is stopped at the customs check at Parkeston Quay in 1988. Following a search, publications of eye spinning depravity is discovered, the like of which hadn't been seen before, and indeed wouldn't be until the Internet became a thing.
Ulrichs only defence is that he was bringing it to a work colleague in his new job, a suave moustachioed cove with a penchant for this kind of literature. Allegedly.
Will Ulrich escape and make his dreams cone true? Or will his new employers replace him with Andy Bernal? [Post edited 20 Jun 17:32]
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 17:32 - Jun 20 with 483 views | Keno |
| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 16:26 - Jun 20 by WeWereZombies |
Doctor Couñago
David Lean brings Pasternak's epic to the big screen as we see a young and talented Galician arrive at Portman Road expecting his career to be carefully guided in a team expecting a stay in the Premier League but relegation and overthrow of those in charge blighted those prospects. After a retreat to the snowy wastes of Malaga he returned to the capital of football but the changed times made life difficult. Nevertheless he is a fond memory for thousands. |
The Adventures of Shefti Kuqi the Finn
Obviously the argument rages over whether this is better than the Counago Film
In a retelling of the original story we see a hard working Finn arrive at Portman Road expecting his career to be carefully guided in a team expecting a stay in the Premier League but relegation and overthrow of those in charge blighted those prospects. Alas it was not to be but nevertheless he is a fond memory for thousands, with whom he shared some iconic moments |  |
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 17:37 - Jun 20 with 481 views | The_Major |
Milton's Paradise Cost
In which a wide eyed eager fellow from Bury Town becomes obsessed with how much financial outlay would be required to follow Joni Mitchell's advice, pave over a noted local beauty spot, and construct a new car park. | | | |
| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 18:12 - Jun 20 with 465 views | Trequartista |
Miller's Crossing.
Basically 2 hours 45 minutes of just watching Tommy at the training ground attempt to swing it in from wide positions. |  |
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 18:36 - Jun 20 with 444 views | WeWereZombies |
| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 17:32 - Jun 20 by Keno |
The Adventures of Shefti Kuqi the Finn
Obviously the argument rages over whether this is better than the Counago Film
In a retelling of the original story we see a hard working Finn arrive at Portman Road expecting his career to be carefully guided in a team expecting a stay in the Premier League but relegation and overthrow of those in charge blighted those prospects. Alas it was not to be but nevertheless he is a fond memory for thousands, with whom he shared some iconic moments |
The court case over this obvious plagiarism will be long and costly...
And Justice For Ball
Al Pacino plays Dominic Ball, a spirited but perhaps limited midfielder who gets booked just for looking like a player who might commit a foul. | |
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 19:03 - Jun 20 with 441 views | Trequartista |
Turner & Hooch
Reserve team Robin just can't break into the side and descends into a spiral of alcopops addiction. | |
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 19:13 - Jun 20 with 437 views | Trequartista |
Forrest Grump
Clive Baker retains his place and yeah you can guess the rest. | |
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 20:08 - Jun 20 with 397 views | Keno |
| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 19:13 - Jun 20 by Trequartista |
Forrest Grump
Clive Baker retains his place and yeah you can guess the rest. |
Once upon a time in the west stand
Featuring the antics of group of grumpy old mean tutting loudly, adjusting their blankets and making sure their flasks are warm enough | |
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 20:13 - Jun 20 with 395 views | WeWereZombies |
The Pennyfather
'You come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married and you ask me to score goals - for money.'...OK, but just the one. | |
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 20:18 - Jun 20 with 383 views | Keno |
| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 20:13 - Jun 20 by WeWereZombies |
The Pennyfather
'You come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married and you ask me to score goals - for money.'...OK, but just the one. |
Any which way we lose
A Scottish waster takes over a football club and despite claims he had been involved in big clubs proves to be complete and utter fraudster | |
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 00:02 - Jun 21 with 342 views | TheBlueGnu |
"Celina: In the Name of Flair" Genre: Romantic Comedy-Drama with a Hint of Espionage and a Splash of Hair Gel
Starring:
Bersant Celina as himself — the mercurial playmaker whose dazzling footwork hides a tangled past.
Nigel Havers as Sir Alistair Pembroke, a suave but suspicious FA dignitary who believes Celina’s talent may be the key to unlocking an ancient tactical manuscript.
Norman Eshley as Maurice Barrowclough, a retired right-back-turned-art dealer who claims to know where the manuscript is buried (underneath an old Subbuteo stadium in Clacton)
Plot: Celina, recently returned to Ipswich to “find his form” (and his first love — a French pastry chef named Camille who now runs a Greggs in Stowmarket), unwittingly becomes the centre of a covert operation by the FA, who believe he is the “Chosen Dribbler” foretold in Sir Alf Ramsey’s lost playbook.
As Nigel Havers’s Sir Alistair tries to woo Camille for his own gain and Norman Eshley’s Maurice refuses to stop quoting Shankly while hiding clues in cornflake boxes, Celina must decide: return to the Bosnian national team for glory, or stay in Suffolk and uncover the truth behind Project: Wing Wizard.
Includes a climactic chase through Christchurch Park involving a labradoodle, a stolen tactics board, and a rogue linesman on roller skates. |  |
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 07:14 - Jun 21 with 287 views | The_Flashing_Smile |
ChrisHogg Day
Bittersweet tale of a plucky defender who keeps reliving the same day over and over as he attempts to make an appearance for ITFC, but never manages it. |  |
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 07:52 - Jun 21 with 272 views | Herbivore |
Good Wilnis Hunting
Fabian takes himself off to the woods for a weekend hunting trip with some of his Dutch pals. Stalking through the forest, he spots a red stag, and after a few stepovers he finds himself within striking distance of his prey.
Their eyes meet and Fabs feels a pang of guilt: can he really take down such a beautiful creature just for sport? Is this the kind of behaviour people want to see from the scourge of Norwich City? He lowers his bow, the stag makes eye contact again and looks as though it is about to make for the safety of the deep undergrowth.
Then, at the very last minute, Martijn Reuser strikes with trademark precision and fires an arrow through the stag's heart, killing it instantly. Marco Holster let's out a cry of "Reuser, Premiership!" and Gus Uhlenbeek runs over like a bullet to celebrate, but somehow misses everyone. While the others laugh and rejoice, Fabian crumples into a heap and cries as the screen fades to black. |  |
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 08:01 - Jun 21 with 238 views | Keno |
| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 07:52 - Jun 21 by Herbivore |
Good Wilnis Hunting
Fabian takes himself off to the woods for a weekend hunting trip with some of his Dutch pals. Stalking through the forest, he spots a red stag, and after a few stepovers he finds himself within striking distance of his prey.
Their eyes meet and Fabs feels a pang of guilt: can he really take down such a beautiful creature just for sport? Is this the kind of behaviour people want to see from the scourge of Norwich City? He lowers his bow, the stag makes eye contact again and looks as though it is about to make for the safety of the deep undergrowth.
Then, at the very last minute, Martijn Reuser strikes with trademark precision and fires an arrow through the stag's heart, killing it instantly. Marco Holster let's out a cry of "Reuser, Premiership!" and Gus Uhlenbeek runs over like a bullet to celebrate, but somehow misses everyone. While the others laugh and rejoice, Fabian crumples into a heap and cries as the screen fades to black. |
No Country for Luke Hyam
Deeply moving tale of a young lad who leaves home for the promise of wealth and riches but in the both he and his friends just yearn for his return | |
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 08:05 - Jun 21 with 235 views | Herbivore |
Digby Goes Down
A biopic of once promising centre half cum midfield enforcer Paul Digby. After his career at Ipswich comes to an end, Digby is forced to drop down the leagues and accept his place as a third and fourth tier journeyman.
Upon retirement, Digby realises that his career has not furnished him with enough of a nest egg to maintain the comfortable suburban life of a fourth tier clogger. Suddenly aware that academy life and his subsequent career has left him with a limited education and few skills beyond a pretty mediocre long diagonal pass and a mistimed sliding tackle, Digby worries about what to do next.
A chance encounter leads him into the world of the gigolo, and soon Digby takes the plunge and offers up his services. He finds he has a talent for pleasing women far beyond his skill as a footballer in this uplifting modern take on the classic rags to riches tale. | |
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 08:14 - Jun 21 with 230 views | Herbivore |
Colback to the Future
The year is 2104, and somehow Jack Colback is still eeking out a career in the top two divisions of English football. After racking up more than 10,000 appearances, suspicions start to arise about his unprecedented longevity. Jack is hiding a dark secret - he wields the Milner amulet which he won in a game of poker in 2027, but the amulet's use was banned after Milner's shock late winner in the 2026 World Cup final, with England's win subsequently being struck from the record books for having invoked the supernatural.
James' grandson, Tobias Milner, is a rookie cop determined to expose the secret behind Colback's longevity. In this high stakes game of cat and mouse, will the wily schemer continue to defy his doubters and, with a deft drop of the shoulder, avoid capture? Or will Milner's progeny finally find justice for their family almost a century on? [Post edited 21 Jun 13:02]
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 08:20 - Jun 21 with 226 views | Mullet |
Beat
A complex heist movie where the gang target the Buttermarket safety deposit boxes. Only to all fall apart as they are slowly pursued by the intense pressure of the unstoppable DCI Kevin Beattie. Sumptuous shots of a holiday cottage in Thorpeness jar against the gritty urban scenes between Crown Pools and the Curve bar. |  |
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 08:22 - Jun 21 with 219 views | Mullet |
Danny
Fast feet and sleight of hand help a young Mr Haynes escape the drudgery of life in an orphange. Come of the misery, stay for the musical highlights. | |
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 12:46 - Jun 21 with 118 views | OldFart71 |
The Woods of Wall Street.
A diminutive fellow who manages to escape the shackles of Norfolk for the bright lights of Ipswich Town.
Whereupon he made his fortune and became an eponymous hero by making a legendary Leeds Utd slip on a banana skin. | | | |
| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 13:39 - Jun 21 with 101 views | NthQldITFC |
Hermann For All Seasons.
Big Hermann has a playing contract in perpetuity and is still regularly swallow diving into the North Stand when he hasn't scored a goal.
The crowd still love him, but they love Natasha Thomas More. | |
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 15:14 - Jun 21 with 65 views | WeWereZombies |
| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 08:22 - Jun 21 by Mullet |
Danny
Fast feet and sleight of hand help a young Mr Haynes escape the drudgery of life in an orphange. Come of the misery, stay for the musical highlights. |
Purple Haynes
It's 1-1 at Carrot Road and we are in the final minute - who's this arriving on a 1981 Honda CM400 Hondamatic with The Cloud guitar slung over his shoulder. Nonchalantly our hero slots home the winner and the Town support decide 'Let's Go Crazy' - what a finale, but wait; there's still more than nine months of the film left, time enough for another purple patch. Meanwhile the Nodge support mope, now we know what is sounds like 'When divs cry'. | |
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 15:28 - Jun 21 with 50 views | Keno |
| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 15:14 - Jun 21 by WeWereZombies |
Purple Haynes
It's 1-1 at Carrot Road and we are in the final minute - who's this arriving on a 1981 Honda CM400 Hondamatic with The Cloud guitar slung over his shoulder. Nonchalantly our hero slots home the winner and the Town support decide 'Let's Go Crazy' - what a finale, but wait; there's still more than nine months of the film left, time enough for another purple patch. Meanwhile the Nodge support mope, now we know what is sounds like 'When divs cry'. |
When Harry met Sammy
romantic tale of when Clarke met Morsy, when the later persuades Harry to return to his first true love | |
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