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Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 22:58 - Jun 29 with 23087 viewsSitfcB



What a stale ole world it is becoming.

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Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 19:24 - Jul 1 with 467 viewsTheBlueGnu

Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 19:23 - Jul 1 by waveneyblue

But who is actually laughing at me?

In your head im sure there's loads, in reality it's the usual (quite small) bunch on here who stick together like a sh1t form of glue.

You are an insufferable bore, but you dish it out with your big words and weird phrases. Perhaps you learnt it at university ? How to be superior with others ?

Youre not all that mate, outside of your head.

And back you will come... despite accusing me of EXACTLY the same thing.


Depden Green

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Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 19:24 - Jul 1 with 467 viewswaveneyblue

Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 19:20 - Jul 1 by Swailsey

Please do, it’s clearly doing something for you!


Cheers treacle
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Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 19:24 - Jul 1 with 470 viewsHerbivore

Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 18:11 - Jul 1 by Vic

Thanks Lowers. I agree with all you say, apart from the last sentence - sometimes Herbs talks sense (usually when he talks football. On other occasions, like this, he really does come across as everything he says he doesn’t need to respect in other people.


I constantly talk sense. You might not agree with it what I say but that doesn't make it nonsense. And you and Lowie are essentially doing exactly what you accuse others of doing here but I doubt either of you will see that.

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Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 19:25 - Jul 1 with 463 viewswaveneyblue

Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 19:24 - Jul 1 by Herbivore

I constantly talk sense. You might not agree with it what I say but that doesn't make it nonsense. And you and Lowie are essentially doing exactly what you accuse others of doing here but I doubt either of you will see that.


"I constantly talk sense...."

No further questions your honour.
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Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 19:26 - Jul 1 with 458 viewsTheBlueGnu

Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 19:24 - Jul 1 by Herbivore

I constantly talk sense. You might not agree with it what I say but that doesn't make it nonsense. And you and Lowie are essentially doing exactly what you accuse others of doing here but I doubt either of you will see that.


Depden Green !

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Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 19:27 - Jul 1 with 452 viewsHerbivore

Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 19:25 - Jul 1 by waveneyblue

"I constantly talk sense...."

No further questions your honour.


This is a nice example of the opposite of talking sense, thanks for illustrating for the folks at home.

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Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 19:27 - Jul 1 with 448 viewsMK1

My star sign is Pyrex. I was a test-tube baby.

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Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 19:29 - Jul 1 with 441 viewsTheBlueGnu

Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 19:27 - Jul 1 by Herbivore

This is a nice example of the opposite of talking sense, thanks for illustrating for the folks at home.


Another example of the opposite of talking sense - "Depden Green" !

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Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 19:30 - Jul 1 with 440 viewsHerbivore

Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 19:29 - Jul 1 by TheBlueGnu

Another example of the opposite of talking sense - "Depden Green" !


We heard you the first time.

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Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 19:30 - Jul 1 with 434 viewsTheBlueGnu

Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 19:30 - Jul 1 by Herbivore

We heard you the first time.


Horringer

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Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 19:34 - Jul 1 with 417 viewswaveneyblue

Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 19:27 - Jul 1 by Herbivore

This is a nice example of the opposite of talking sense, thanks for illustrating for the folks at home.


Im better than all of you, I am Herborevore..

Etc etc
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Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 19:34 - Jul 1 with 421 viewsEEJB

Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 19:06 - Jul 1 by Swailsey

There’s one poster who’s essentially keeping it going, with a smattering of the other ‘free speech’ defender weighing in with the same rhetoric as always.


Surely if posters didn't reply to him, then the thread would just die?

The people constantly arguing are just as guilty as he is.

"I want the last word"

"No! I want the last word"

"But this is the internet, it's really important that I have the last word"

"But I think you are wrong and I am right, so I must have the last word"

etc.
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Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 19:35 - Jul 1 with 408 viewsBigalhunter

Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 18:40 - Jul 1 by waveneyblue

Is this humour ? Are you trying to be funny ?

Because, in my (no doubt wrong coz im stuck in 1970 and a caveman) opinion, it's not humour or even vaguely funny.

But im sure you are chuckling away


I’m actually starting to feel a little sorry and almost embarrassed for wavey now.

Will whoever keeps sticking 20p in him, just show a little human compassion for the love of god..it’s bordering on inhumanity now and the poor lad’s nearly dug his way into another hemisphere.


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Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 19:36 - Jul 1 with 406 viewsTheBlueGnu

Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 19:34 - Jul 1 by EEJB

Surely if posters didn't reply to him, then the thread would just die?

The people constantly arguing are just as guilty as he is.

"I want the last word"

"No! I want the last word"

"But this is the internet, it's really important that I have the last word"

"But I think you are wrong and I am right, so I must have the last word"

etc.


Margaret, stop growing runner beans on Depden Green - they'll never ripen in this hot weather.

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Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 19:40 - Jul 1 with 403 viewsHerbivore

Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 19:34 - Jul 1 by waveneyblue

Im better than all of you, I am Herborevore..

Etc etc


This pissed uncle trying to pick a fight at a wedding routine that you've got going on AGAIN is even more tedious than I am, mate.

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Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 19:43 - Jul 1 with 389 viewsRyorry

Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 19:26 - Jul 1 by TheBlueGnu

Depden Green !


Mornington Crescent!

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Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 19:43 - Jul 1 with 390 viewsMK1

I saw a pair of knickers today – on the front it said, 'I would do anything for love' and on the back it said 'but I won't do that.

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Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 19:43 - Jul 1 with 387 viewsTheBlueGnu

Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 19:40 - Jul 1 by Herbivore

This pissed uncle trying to pick a fight at a wedding routine that you've got going on AGAIN is even more tedious than I am, mate.


Jennifer, Jennifer - STOP IT ! I've told you many many times about eating oranges in Rede Village Hall - only Nigel Havers has permission to do that.

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Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 19:44 - Jul 1 with 377 viewsMK1

I want to die like my father, peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers.

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Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 19:46 - Jul 1 with 356 viewsTheBlueGnu

Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 19:43 - Jul 1 by Ryorry

Mornington Crescent!


To the tune of the old Kiwomya song:

Donald Sinden my lord,
Donald Sinden
Donald Sinden my lord,
Donald Sinden
Donald Sinden my lord,
Donald Sinden
Oh lord, Donald Sinden

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Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 19:50 - Jul 1 with 331 viewsSE1blue

Act III, Scene II
Dinner consumed, the keyboard warriors return to the forum for more bickering as long shadows fall across the land.

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Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 19:51 - Jul 1 with 318 viewsTheBlueGnu

Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 19:50 - Jul 1 by SE1blue

Act III, Scene II
Dinner consumed, the keyboard warriors return to the forum for more bickering as long shadows fall across the land.


And muntjac deer roam across the vast plains of Depden Green in pursuit of Barbara Knox, only stopping for brief moments to view the sunset over Hargrave.

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Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 19:56 - Jul 1 with 297 viewsSE1blue

Which cheese best represents your mood when reading this thread?

1. Cheddar (Sharp, but hanging in there)
You’re alert. You’re paying attention. Maybe even contributing. But you’re just salty enough to want it to end soon.

2.Brie (Soft, oozy, mildly concerned)
You started this thread composed. Now you're slowly losing structural integrity and questioning your life choices.

3. Blue Cheese (Funky, confused, oddly passionate)
You don't really know what’s going on anymore, but you're invested in a weird, smelly way. Possibly hallucinating formatting errors.

4. String Cheese (Desperate for escape)
You’re fraying. You want out. You're pulling yourself apart one string at a time while pretending to participate.

5.Parmesan (Hard, unyielding, emotionally distant)
You've gone full apathy. You’re the hardened veteran. You post, but you feel nothing. You're just here for the drama.

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8. Velveeta (Artificially calm, dead inside)
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Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 19:56 - Jul 1 with 287 viewswaveneyblue

Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 19:35 - Jul 1 by Bigalhunter

I’m actually starting to feel a little sorry and almost embarrassed for wavey now.

Will whoever keeps sticking 20p in him, just show a little human compassion for the love of god..it’s bordering on inhumanity now and the poor lad’s nearly dug his way into another hemisphere.



Thanks for your fake concern, but there's no need.

Im really happy and in a tip top place.

Its strange, but I only seem to be bothering a select few

But bless you for making the effort, again....
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Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 19:58 - Jul 1 with 272 viewswaveneyblue

Not allowed to joke anymore part 115272 on 19:40 - Jul 1 by Herbivore

This pissed uncle trying to pick a fight at a wedding routine that you've got going on AGAIN is even more tedious than I am, mate.


Im not your mate, Mate.

Get some new material Herbibore, you've used this to unfunny effect before love.
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