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The dream ITFC social media content 13:34 - Aug 1 with 1243 viewsIllinoisblue

A black cab - a hackney carriage - pulls up and we are shown inside. Can’t quite see the driver’s face yet. Then a passenger - who looks like he just got off a flight from Napoli - gets in. “Where to mate?” asks the driver. “Portman Road, Ipswich, please.”. Camera cuts to the smiling driver, its HH. “I was heading that way anyway” he says with a smile.

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The dream ITFC social media content on 13:36 - Aug 1 with 1190 viewsRalphinho

Looks familiar.. Haha!

Jens and Hayden by Ralphinho 1 Aug 12:13
If we were to sign both, that is a serious statement of intent (and one I think would send a message to the links of Omari, hopefully giving him the confidence to stick it out).


The only way the the transfer news should broken is like this:
A video of someone flagging down a Black Cab which has EEJB playing on the radio, Hackney hops in and asks for a ride to PR. Before they start to move, there is a knock on the window, and Jens asks; "Room for one more?".

Phil, tell the Town they can have that one for free.


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The dream ITFC social media content on 13:36 - Aug 1 with 1182 viewsRobTheMonk

Sounds like a script from a fake taxi porno.
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The dream ITFC social media content on 13:39 - Aug 1 with 1116 viewsIllinoisblue

The dream ITFC social media content on 13:36 - Aug 1 by Ralphinho

Looks familiar.. Haha!

Jens and Hayden by Ralphinho 1 Aug 12:13
If we were to sign both, that is a serious statement of intent (and one I think would send a message to the links of Omari, hopefully giving him the confidence to stick it out).


The only way the the transfer news should broken is like this:
A video of someone flagging down a Black Cab which has EEJB playing on the radio, Hackney hops in and asks for a ride to PR. Before they start to move, there is a knock on the window, and Jens asks; "Room for one more?".

Phil, tell the Town they can have that one for free.



Great minds think alike! The hackney carriage thing just has to happen. (He’s probably already turned us down, hasn’t he?)

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The dream ITFC social media content on 13:44 - Aug 1 with 1051 viewsRalphinho

The dream ITFC social media content on 13:39 - Aug 1 by Illinoisblue

Great minds think alike! The hackney carriage thing just has to happen. (He’s probably already turned us down, hasn’t he?)


I'm remaining positive... But yeah, feels like it.

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The dream ITFC social media content on 13:45 - Aug 1 with 1025 viewsIllinoisblue

The dream ITFC social media content on 13:36 - Aug 1 by RobTheMonk

Sounds like a script from a fake taxi porno.


And what a happy ending in this scenario.

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The dream ITFC social media content on 13:45 - Aug 1 with 1015 viewsMK1

All of that, except it's Amanda Holden flagging the taxi down and it's Laura Hamilton driving.

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The dream ITFC social media content on 13:47 - Aug 1 with 978 viewsMetal_Hacker

The dream ITFC social media content on 13:45 - Aug 1 by MK1

All of that, except it's Amanda Holden flagging the taxi down and it's Laura Hamilton driving.


And Keira Knightly is the plumber

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The dream ITFC social media content on 13:50 - Aug 1 with 936 viewsTheBlueGnu

The dream ITFC social media content on 13:47 - Aug 1 by Metal_Hacker

And Keira Knightly is the plumber


And Nigel Havers is the gardener

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The dream ITFC social media content on 13:52 - Aug 1 with 916 viewsJ2BLUE

Cringe.

Truly impaired.
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The dream ITFC social media content on 13:57 - Aug 1 with 862 viewsIllinoisblue

The dream ITFC social media content on 13:52 - Aug 1 by J2BLUE

Cringe.


Could have Griffin as the driver instead. And he raps for the entire journey

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The dream ITFC social media content on 13:57 - Aug 1 with 863 viewsITFC_Forever

I’ve done that flight from Naples many times.

The Ryan Air flight on a Friday afternoon usually lands at Stansted around 5 / 5.30pm.



What you mean footballers don’t travel by Ryan Air?

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The dream ITFC social media content on 14:46 - Aug 1 with 711 viewsSwansea_Blue

The dream ITFC social media content on 13:57 - Aug 1 by ITFC_Forever

I’ve done that flight from Naples many times.

The Ryan Air flight on a Friday afternoon usually lands at Stansted around 5 / 5.30pm.



What you mean footballers don’t travel by Ryan Air?


I bet Emiliano Sala wished he had. If I remember right, they turned down a scheduled flight option

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The dream ITFC social media content on 14:51 - Aug 1 with 683 viewsNutkins_Return

Not a single thumbs up....what is wrong with he world. Lovely stuff.

Can I add: as cab pulls away the number plate reads ' P£ss the league' or '100 PTS 100 goals'?

I really enjoyed this so fair play to you and Ralphinho. Made me smile and agree it would be the greatest signing intro ever 🤣

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The dream ITFC social media content on 15:24 - Aug 1 with 543 viewsIllinoisblue

The dream ITFC social media content on 14:51 - Aug 1 by Nutkins_Return

Not a single thumbs up....what is wrong with he world. Lovely stuff.

Can I add: as cab pulls away the number plate reads ' P£ss the league' or '100 PTS 100 goals'?

I really enjoyed this so fair play to you and Ralphinho. Made me smile and agree it would be the greatest signing intro ever 🤣


Plot twist at the end…. HH and Jens get out together, open the boot (let’s assume the black cab has a boot) and out pops a recently kidnapped Omari. They rip the tape off his mouth. “Where are we?” “Not fking Brentford, mate, you’re home.”

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The dream ITFC social media content on 15:37 - Aug 1 with 484 viewsemergencylime

The dream ITFC social media content on 13:39 - Aug 1 by Illinoisblue

Great minds think alike! The hackney carriage thing just has to happen. (He’s probably already turned us down, hasn’t he?)


“I was eager to sign, except they insisted on doing the reveal in a black cab”.

* Boro social team cancels the black cab for their training ground *

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The dream ITFC social media content on 17:56 - Aug 1 with 321 viewsFrimleyBlue

The dream ITFC social media content on 15:24 - Aug 1 by Illinoisblue

Plot twist at the end…. HH and Jens get out together, open the boot (let’s assume the black cab has a boot) and out pops a recently kidnapped Omari. They rip the tape off his mouth. “Where are we?” “Not fking Brentford, mate, you’re home.”


Omari then gets out a contract and shows himself signing a 4 year extention.

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The dream ITFC social media content on 18:17 - Aug 1 with 292 viewsTractorJack

Ollie Mcburnie on the side of the road with his arm out. Is the cab going to stop? To be continued...
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The dream ITFC social media content on 18:19 - Aug 1 with 280 viewsFrimleyBlue

The dream ITFC social media content on 18:17 - Aug 1 by TractorJack

Ollie Mcburnie on the side of the road with his arm out. Is the cab going to stop? To be continued...


Either that or the cab drives past someone taking a breathalyser

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The dream ITFC social media content on 18:43 - Aug 1 with 219 viewsNutkins_Return

The dream ITFC social media content on 18:17 - Aug 1 by TractorJack

Ollie Mcburnie on the side of the road with his arm out. Is the cab going to stop? To be continued...


Neh, he arrives on a boat with Boaty McBurnie face on the side. Full, villain pirate outfit. The pantomime villain arrives though we all warm to him when he scores the goal that takes us up and Herbivore gets his name on the back of his shirt.

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