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A question for you modern folk. 23:27 - Nov 7 with 809 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

What's that blue circle in the corner of my TV screen?

"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
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A question for you modern folk. on 23:44 - Nov 7 with 757 viewsPerublue

It’s replacing the red triangle 🔺 you mucky pup.

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A question for you modern folk. on 23:45 - Nov 7 with 753 viewsCheltenham_Blue

Is it cement?

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A question for you modern folk. on 00:08 - Nov 8 with 714 viewsBlueBadger

A question for you modern folk. on 23:44 - Nov 7 by Perublue

It’s replacing the red triangle 🔺 you mucky pup.


At his age? He's going to need a couple of lolly sticks and and a some elastic bands surely?

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A question for you modern folk. on 02:04 - Nov 8 with 660 viewsPerublue

A question for you modern folk. on 00:08 - Nov 8 by BlueBadger

At his age? He's going to need a couple of lolly sticks and and a some elastic bands surely?


Chupa chups presumably would suffice ?

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A question for you modern folk. on 06:19 - Nov 8 with 564 viewsMeadowlark

There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We can reduce the focus to a soft blur, or sharpen it to crystal clarity. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. For the next hour, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to... The Outer Limits.
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A question for you modern folk. on 06:23 - Nov 8 with 543 viewsBenters

A question for you modern folk. on 06:19 - Nov 8 by Meadowlark

There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We can reduce the focus to a soft blur, or sharpen it to crystal clarity. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. For the next hour, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to... The Outer Limits.


Classic.

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A question for you modern folk. on 07:00 - Nov 8 with 502 viewstcblue

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A question for you modern folk. on 07:07 - Nov 8 with 486 viewsPendejo

A question for you modern folk. on 06:19 - Nov 8 by Meadowlark

There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We can reduce the focus to a soft blur, or sharpen it to crystal clarity. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. For the next hour, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to... The Outer Limits.


This is probably the nearest answer to the actual truth

Without knowing the TV or seeing "the blue circle" I assume it's "Alexa" or similar indicating that they are functioning and awaiting voice comments, try talking to your TV and see if it responds.
And if it does respond know that it's listening to you, so no hanky panky on the fur rug in front of your TV, as you never know if it's also watching you.... "what are doing Dave?"

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A question for you modern folk. on 08:49 - Nov 8 with 371 viewsNthQldITFC

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A question for you modern folk. on 09:11 - Nov 8 with 302 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

A question for you modern folk. on 06:19 - Nov 8 by Meadowlark

There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We can reduce the focus to a soft blur, or sharpen it to crystal clarity. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. For the next hour, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to... The Outer Limits.


So you're saying the stream I'm watching has a fancy TV.

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A question for you modern folk. on 09:24 - Nov 8 with 276 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

A question for you modern folk. on 07:07 - Nov 8 by Pendejo

This is probably the nearest answer to the actual truth

Without knowing the TV or seeing "the blue circle" I assume it's "Alexa" or similar indicating that they are functioning and awaiting voice comments, try talking to your TV and see if it responds.
And if it does respond know that it's listening to you, so no hanky panky on the fur rug in front of your TV, as you never know if it's also watching you.... "what are doing Dave?"


Talk to my TV!! Madness.

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A question for you modern folk. on 10:51 - Nov 8 with 189 viewsGuthrum

A question for you modern folk. on 09:24 - Nov 8 by BanksterDebtSlave

Talk to my TV!! Madness.


Don't most people shout at the TV? I do, frequently.

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A question for you modern folk. on 10:56 - Nov 8 with 179 viewsSwansea_Blue

A question for you modern folk. on 10:51 - Nov 8 by Guthrum

Don't most people shout at the TV? I do, frequently.


Only when we break the lines and then turn around and pass backwards.

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