| Today, I’m mostly going to be evil. 09:33 - Nov 18 with 1491 views | MattinLondon |
This morning my youngest was acting like a knob so I didn’t put that much butter on his toast.
And when I made my other half’s cup of tea I put the milk in first.
I will keep you updated on my further descent into evilness throughout the day. |  | | |  |
| Today, I’m mostly going to be evil. on 09:35 - Nov 18 with 1474 views | Keno |
she should think herself lucky it was milk! |  |
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| Today, I’m mostly going to be evil. on 10:05 - Nov 18 with 1367 views | EdwardStone |
| Today, I’m mostly going to be evil. on 09:35 - Nov 18 by Keno |
she should think herself lucky it was milk! |
A lucky escape...
It could have been something toxic.....
Like a Haz Matt for example |  | | |
| Today, I’m mostly going to be evil. on 11:43 - Nov 18 with 1219 views | MattinLondon |
Evil updated - was in Sainsburys just now and one of the workers had very carefully lined up the mince pies shelf so that it was perfectly aligned. I recognised her from the school run and she’s not that nice a person - so I deliberately pushed the mice pies packets out of sync. Felt good. | | | |
| Today, I’m mostly going to be evil. on 11:46 - Nov 18 with 1199 views | Basuco |
If you are feeling really evil you should use a tea bag and not leaf tea. |  | | |
| Today, I’m mostly going to be evil. on 11:49 - Nov 18 with 1183 views | Swansea_Blue |
| Today, I’m mostly going to be evil. on 11:46 - Nov 18 by Basuco |
If you are feeling really evil you should use a tea bag and not leaf tea. |
Keno, I think this is one for you… |  |
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| Today, I’m mostly going to be evil. on 11:50 - Nov 18 with 1178 views | Swansea_Blue |
You’ve put a full stop at the end of a title, so you’re already at Genghis Khan levels of evil in my book. | |
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| Today, I’m mostly going to be evil. on 11:54 - Nov 18 with 1159 views | MattinLondon |
| Today, I’m mostly going to be evil. on 11:50 - Nov 18 by Swansea_Blue |
You’ve put a full stop at the end of a title, so you’re already at Genghis Khan levels of evil in my book. |
Each person has there own interpretation of what evil is. | | | |
| Today, I’m mostly going to be evil. on 11:56 - Nov 18 with 1157 views | MattinLondon |
| Today, I’m mostly going to be evil. on 11:46 - Nov 18 by Basuco |
If you are feeling really evil you should use a tea bag and not leaf tea. |
Leaf tea is for losers. Actually all tea is and so is coffee. Dreadful drinks. | | | |
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| Today, I’m mostly going to be evil. on 13:09 - Nov 18 with 976 views | GeoffSentence |
I love your creative cruelty.
"not that much butter"
Wicked. |  |
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| Today, I’m mostly going to be evil. on 13:48 - Nov 18 with 890 views | ghostofescobar |
If one of my family has besmirched me in any way, then I will use the green pegs to hang their clothes out on the line during the summer months. I doubt that such seething, cruel fury hath ever been displayed by man. I will also use the blue pegs for whomever is my favourite family member at the time. |  |
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| Today, I’m mostly going to be evil. on 13:53 - Nov 18 with 860 views | Zx1988 |
| Today, I’m mostly going to be evil. on 11:56 - Nov 18 by MattinLondon |
Leaf tea is for losers. Actually all tea is and so is coffee. Dreadful drinks. |
Proper tea is theft. |  |
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| Today, I’m mostly going to be evil. on 14:27 - Nov 18 with 788 views | MattinLondon |
Saw that the fella who lives opposite had forgotten to take his bin in from yesterday. A while ago he made a smart arse comment that he didn’t need to take his bins in as other people always do that for him. Went out and put his bins in the middle of his drive so that when he returns from work, he’ll have to get out of his car to actually park in his drive.
Hope it’s raining then. | | | |
| Today, I’m mostly going to be evil. on 14:34 - Nov 18 with 737 views | J2BLUE |
| Today, I’m mostly going to be evil. on 11:43 - Nov 18 by MattinLondon |
Evil updated - was in Sainsburys just now and one of the workers had very carefully lined up the mince pies shelf so that it was perfectly aligned. I recognised her from the school run and she’s not that nice a person - so I deliberately pushed the mice pies packets out of sync. Felt good. |
I am worried at the rate this is escalating.
Next you'll be swapping around the salt and sugar. |  |
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| Today, I’m mostly going to be evil. on 14:39 - Nov 18 with 711 views | vapour_trail |
| Today, I’m mostly going to be evil. on 14:27 - Nov 18 by MattinLondon |
Saw that the fella who lives opposite had forgotten to take his bin in from yesterday. A while ago he made a smart arse comment that he didn’t need to take his bins in as other people always do that for him. Went out and put his bins in the middle of his drive so that when he returns from work, he’ll have to get out of his car to actually park in his drive.
Hope it’s raining then. |
Is Chris_ITFC your knob of a son who had barely buttered toast this morning?
He seems to have it in for you. |  |
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| Today, I’m mostly going to be evil. on 14:45 - Nov 18 with 689 views | Chris_ITFC |
| Today, I’m mostly going to be evil. on 14:39 - Nov 18 by vapour_trail |
Is Chris_ITFC your knob of a son who had barely buttered toast this morning?
He seems to have it in for you. |
Rumbled.
I’m just very confused by the high level of unintended irony. Who is it that’s meant to look like the bell in these stories* exactly?
*used deliberately |  |
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| Today, I’m mostly going to be evil. on 14:58 - Nov 18 with 640 views | MattinLondon |
| Today, I’m mostly going to be evil. on 14:34 - Nov 18 by J2BLUE |
I am worried at the rate this is escalating.
Next you'll be swapping around the salt and sugar. |
Today that doesn’t quite hit the mark in terms of evilness. | | | |
| Today, I’m mostly going to be evil. on 18:28 - Nov 18 with 458 views | MattinLondon |
| Today, I’m mostly going to be evil. on 14:45 - Nov 18 by Chris_ITFC |
Rumbled.
I’m just very confused by the high level of unintended irony. Who is it that’s meant to look like the bell in these stories* exactly?
*used deliberately |
Er sorry, just thought a little humour is good for the board. | | | |
| Today, I’m mostly going to be evil. on 19:03 - Nov 18 with 387 views | Plums |
| Today, I’m mostly going to be evil. on 11:43 - Nov 18 by MattinLondon |
Evil updated - was in Sainsburys just now and one of the workers had very carefully lined up the mince pies shelf so that it was perfectly aligned. I recognised her from the school run and she’s not that nice a person - so I deliberately pushed the mice pies packets out of sync. Felt good. |
Were the mice pies in the cat food aisle? |  |
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