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There is a cat in my office 13:29 - Apr 8 with 1144 viewsMJallday

A random cat has turned up. meowed its way in to our building.

its currently sat behind me.

any advice?

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There is a cat in my office on 13:31 - Apr 8 with 902 viewsMJallday

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There is a cat in my office on 13:32 - Apr 8 with 888 viewsNthQldITFC

See if it can find out who's been nibbling at your bit of cheese?

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There is a cat in my office on 13:33 - Apr 8 with 877 views_CliveBaker_

There is a cat in my office on 13:31 - Apr 8 by MJallday

for reference



That's either a bloody big cat or you're working off a very small desk.

Are you sure its not a Lion?
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There is a cat in my office on 13:33 - Apr 8 with 872 viewsMJallday

and in case anyone thinks im making it up. i am not


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There is a cat in my office on 13:33 - Apr 8 with 867 viewsNthQldITFC

If you need to move it, these are quite handy:


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There is a cat in my office on 13:35 - Apr 8 with 848 viewsMJallday

There is a cat in my office on 13:32 - Apr 8 by NthQldITFC

See if it can find out who's been nibbling at your bit of cheese?


its made itself at home now on the sofa in the corner.

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There is a cat in my office on 13:42 - Apr 8 with 796 viewsNthQldITFC

There is a cat in my office on 13:35 - Apr 8 by MJallday

its made itself at home now on the sofa in the corner.


'Sofa'? I see no sofa on the room layout diagram?

I'm starting to think there's something fishy going on.

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There is a cat in my office on 13:42 - Apr 8 with 790 viewsJ2BLUE

There is a cat in my office on 13:33 - Apr 8 by MJallday

and in case anyone thinks im making it up. i am not



You didn't mention any chairs...

This is impossible.

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There is a cat in my office on 13:43 - Apr 8 with 783 views_CliveBaker_

There is a cat in my office on 13:42 - Apr 8 by NthQldITFC

'Sofa'? I see no sofa on the room layout diagram?

I'm starting to think there's something fishy going on.


Fishy? That would explain the presence of said cat.
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There is a cat in my office on 13:43 - Apr 8 with 780 viewsbartyg

Maybe it has important work to do? Have you considered that?

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There is a cat in my office on 13:47 - Apr 8 with 752 viewsjasondozzell

Can it do a job in midfield on Saturday?
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There is a cat in my office on 13:48 - Apr 8 with 744 viewsSteve_M

There is a cat in my office on 13:33 - Apr 8 by _CliveBaker_

That's either a bloody big cat or you're working off a very small desk.

Are you sure its not a Lion?


Is it near Dartmoor?

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There is a cat in my office on 13:52 - Apr 8 with 724 viewsMJallday

the cat is now upon my desk/person


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There is a cat in my office on 13:54 - Apr 8 with 706 viewsKeno

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There is a cat in my office on 13:55 - Apr 8 with 701 viewsDanTheMan

There is a cat in my office on 13:52 - Apr 8 by MJallday

the cat is now upon my desk/person



Congratulations, you now own a cat.

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There is a cat in my office on 13:55 - Apr 8 with 698 viewsTRUE_BLUE123

There is a cat in my office on 13:52 - Apr 8 by MJallday

the cat is now upon my desk/person



Cat looks like it is about to start an Ashton thread on TWTD.

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There is a cat in my office on 13:56 - Apr 8 with 697 viewsNthQldITFC

There is a cat in my office on 13:52 - Apr 8 by MJallday

the cat is now upon my desk/person



It seems to be a little light when it comes to front legs.

It's also completely missed that mouse right underneath it.

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There is a cat in my office on 14:01 - Apr 8 with 654 viewsMJallday

There is a cat in my office on 13:55 - Apr 8 by TRUE_BLUE123

Cat looks like it is about to start an Ashton thread on TWTD.


HR are involved now

by that, i mean the HR ladies have come in to my office to visit and are stroking it.

tempted to use the following words out loud and be able to get away with it

"HR are stroking their pussy"

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There is a cat in my office on 14:06 - Apr 8 with 623 viewsBasuco

Don't stare at it, it is very rude to stare at a pussy in an office environment.
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There is a cat in my office on 14:15 - Apr 8 with 585 views_CliveBaker_

There is a cat in my office on 14:01 - Apr 8 by MJallday

HR are involved now

by that, i mean the HR ladies have come in to my office to visit and are stroking it.

tempted to use the following words out loud and be able to get away with it

"HR are stroking their pussy"


Weather is nice to be fair, but there's probably easier ways to get the afternoon off.
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There is a cat in my office on 14:24 - Apr 8 with 558 viewsBlueBoots

Someone in the office with a birthday soon, and whoever was told to look after the kitty got the wrong idea?

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There is a cat in my office on 14:25 - Apr 8 with 541 viewsMJallday

There is a cat in my office on 14:24 - Apr 8 by BlueBoots

Someone in the office with a birthday soon, and whoever was told to look after the kitty got the wrong idea?


the finance department have removed the cat into their office, therefore making it a them problem.

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There is a cat in my office on 15:16 - Apr 8 with 452 viewseireblue

If there had been a rat in your kitchen, I may have been able to suggest something.

Hmmm…or maybe…

The cats with finance, what am I gonna do
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There is a cat in my office on 15:32 - Apr 8 with 410 viewsChurchman

There is a cat in my office on 13:55 - Apr 8 by DanTheMan

Congratulations, you now own a cat.


She looks great! I’m guessing because torties are usually female.

Where I worked the Downing Street cat Larry sometimes put in an appearance. Let’s face it compared to the idiots residing at number 10 they should have made him Prime Minister.

We had a cat in the Treasury for a while called Gladstone. He was lovely and a heck of a good mouser too (the building is infested with them).
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There is a cat in my office on 16:53 - Apr 8 with 322 viewshoppy

There is a cat in my office on 13:55 - Apr 8 by DanTheMan

Congratulations, you now own a cat.


I think you'll find it's the other way round... the cat now owns him.

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