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Players who were rubbish but you liked 10:25 - May 23 with 1620 viewsChurchman

His name cropped up on another thread. I give you dear old Frank Nouble. He’s 34 now and had a long professional career which is let’s face it, a real achievement.

However for us in the Championship he was truly hopeless. Big, fast, eager. Like a puppy off the lead in the park, off he’d go. Nobody knew where and you always hoped somebody would tell him which end to head for. On one occasion he was put through just over the half way line. And after half a dozen paces heading for goal………fell over. We laughed.

Frank was such an endearing character and you had no idea what he was going to do next. When he warmed up as sub, ‘here comes Frank’ would be shouted. ‘The answer to our prayers’’go get em Frank, they’re terrified’ and so on.

4 goals in 56 appearances. Let’s be honest, he wasn’t the best forward I’ve ever seen, but he was worth the entrance money.

The other one I liked was Gus Uhlenbeek. Never seen anything like it. Built like a middleweight, ran like a rhino with toothache. Sadly, straight ahead was his only option. On the charge he was virtually unstoppable. Thank god there was a stand at either end otherwise he’s still be going.

At the end of the charge would come the cannonball shot. Like a flippin missile. Would it decapitate somebody in the crowd? Where in the stand would it go? Would it go over the roof to Coes? One thing for sure, the net was rarely an option.

I really enjoyed watching Gus. He was pretty terrible really, but I see he made 94 appearances for us and scored as many as dear old Frank, so maybe I’m being harsh.
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Players who were rubbish but you liked on 12:29 - May 23 with 333 viewsTrequartista

Uhlenbeek was fast and tore down the wing delivering random crosses. That gets you quite a way nowadays where athleticism is king.

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Players who were rubbish but you liked on 12:35 - May 23 with 313 viewsHighgateBlue

Players who were rubbish but you liked on 11:56 - May 23 by Herbivore

World Cup semi-finalist Boncho Genchev was definitely not rubbish.


Came on for (Ballon d'Or winner) Stoichkov I believe?

Now Hristo was quite the player, but never scored an overhead kick against Blackburn at Portman Road as far as I can remember...
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Players who were rubbish but you liked on 13:32 - May 23 with 246 viewsEwan_Oozami

Sito Castro.....

You are the obsolete SRN4 to my Fairey Rotodyne....
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Players who were rubbish but you liked on 13:44 - May 23 with 227 viewsBasuco

Veliče Šumulikoski, he tried so hard but just was not quite up to it, but I loved the effort he put in.
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Players who were rubbish but you liked on 13:56 - May 23 with 203 viewsRayleighBlue

Jaime Peters
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Players who were rubbish but you liked on 14:01 - May 23 with 199 viewsFtnfwest

Players who were rubbish but you liked on 11:43 - May 23 by wkj

Larsen Touré, say what you like about the guy but he tried really hard to be a positive character off the field and from what I heard he was one who did a lot to help create a positive dressing room.
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Especially Doncaster away
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Players who were rubbish but you liked on 14:14 - May 23 with 175 viewsPlums

Players who were rubbish but you liked on 14:01 - May 23 by Ftnfwest

Especially Doncaster away


One of the highlights of that era of ITFC (there weren't many)

It's 106 miles to Portman Road, we've got a full tank of gas, half a round of Port Salut, it's dark... and we're wearing blue tinted sunglasses.
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Players who were rubbish but you liked on 15:24 - May 23 with 109 viewsrunaround

Myles Kenlock. He came from a similar part of South London as me
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Players who were rubbish but you liked on 15:56 - May 23 with 80 viewsChurchman

Players who were rubbish but you liked on 11:10 - May 23 by Leaky

Manuel Thetis. Scored a cracker at WBA


I forgot about Thetis! Good shout.
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Players who were rubbish but you liked on 15:58 - May 23 with 80 viewsWolfieAtTheBack

Larsen Touré he had played a decent few games in France at L1 level and played Europa league football, then he came to Town...

Fell over corner flag and put the ball out for a goal kick, never to seen again.

Halcyon Times.
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Players who were rubbish but you liked on 16:02 - May 23 with 62 viewsVaughan8

Gus Uhlenbeek is the one for me though he wasn't too bad. He just used to forget the pitch ran out at some point......

Also I'm sure he throw it out for a corner once too?
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Players who were rubbish but you liked on 16:02 - May 23 with 61 viewsmuhrensleftfoot

Players who were rubbish but you liked on 13:44 - May 23 by Basuco

Veliče Šumulikoski, he tried so hard but just was not quite up to it, but I loved the effort he put in.


The Macedonian Steven Gerrard, or so we were told
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