15 points. Nay, I shall entertain no talk of draws nor defeats, for such notions are beneath the dignity of this realm. Let ye consult thy bookmakers, thy xG scrolls and whatever other dark sorcery ye employ, but the matter hath already been ordained. Five foes shall cross our borders. Five shall be vanquished. Their banners shall be lowered, their knights returned unto their villages, and their scribes left to explain the humiliation. I have seen the future, and it is blue. Should the council require evidence, I shall point to the ancient prophecy written upon the walls of Portman Road, “They shall cook” [Post edited 9 Aug 20:19]
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