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Presumably they will also be bringing back... 17:00 - Oct 26 with 1181 viewsBlueBadger

...spangles, Findus crispy pancakes, Tizer and white dog poo.

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Presumably they will also be bringing back... on 17:03 - Oct 26 with 1148 viewsVanSaParody

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Presumably they will also be bringing back... on 17:06 - Oct 26 with 1133 viewsDubtractor

They'll feel like fools when they realise that imperial measurements are still in common use across the UK.

Unless this is just performative nonsense to appeal to their ever dwindling support base, but Reform wouldn't do that, would they?

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Presumably they will also be bringing back... on 17:39 - Oct 26 with 989 viewsEdwardStone

Excellent plan

Well done Reform, they have finally announced a policy we can all get behind.... let us embrace those wonderful measurements of Olde England

As we all know;

A Rod or Perch equals 16 and a half feet

A Furlong equals 40 Rods

A Chain is 1 10th of a Furlong

A Bushel is 4 Pecks

A Wey is 40 Bushels

A Jenrick is the same as 5 Tvvatts

A Zahawi is 7 dim lightbulbs

A Braverman is 3 deluded cretins

A Zia is a puffed up snowflake

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Presumably they will also be bringing back... on 17:43 - Oct 26 with 956 viewsBlueBadger

Presumably they will also be bringing back... on 17:06 - Oct 26 by Dubtractor

They'll feel like fools when they realise that imperial measurements are still in common use across the UK.

Unless this is just performative nonsense to appeal to their ever dwindling support base, but Reform wouldn't do that, would they?


Balls.

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Presumably they will also be bringing back... on 17:46 - Oct 26 with 937 viewsJ2BLUE

Findus pancakes are still a thing. Why anyone would actually want one though is another issue.
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Presumably they will also be bringing back... on 18:17 - Oct 26 with 836 viewsSwansea_Blue

They’re such utter tools

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Presumably they will also be bringing back... on 18:22 - Oct 26 with 820 viewsDanTheMan

"But, in 2023, they decided against the move after 98.7% of the 100,938 respondents to an official consultation said they were happy using metric units when buying or selling a product."

Will of the people or something.

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Presumably they will also be bringing back... on 20:50 - Oct 26 with 633 viewsnaa



To be honest, this looks like a Reform HQ meeting.
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Presumably they will also be bringing back... on 21:19 - Oct 26 with 591 viewshomer_123

If they bring back Topics and Brannigans Beef and Mustard Crisps...they'll have my vote!

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Presumably they will also be bringing back... on 07:37 - Oct 27 with 394 viewsNthQldITFC

Presumably they will also be bringing back... on 17:39 - Oct 26 by EdwardStone

Excellent plan

Well done Reform, they have finally announced a policy we can all get behind.... let us embrace those wonderful measurements of Olde England

As we all know;

A Rod or Perch equals 16 and a half feet

A Furlong equals 40 Rods

A Chain is 1 10th of a Furlong

A Bushel is 4 Pecks

A Wey is 40 Bushels

A Jenrick is the same as 5 Tvvatts

A Zahawi is 7 dim lightbulbs

A Braverman is 3 deluded cretins

A Zia is a puffed up snowflake

And a Farage is the Biggest Ar$e Imaginable
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I'm feeling smug that I've still got my 1990s 'scientific' calculator which can do all of those conversions, and it runs on proper diesel batteries, none of this woke solar panel nonsense.

It can also spell 80085 and some other stuff I can't remember.

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Presumably they will also be bringing back... on 07:53 - Oct 27 with 369 viewsKeno

so what you are saying is Toast Toppers might be coming back??

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Presumably they will also be bringing back... on 09:41 - Oct 27 with 292 viewsWhos_blue

Will they be bringing back the late night ITV classic "Get Stuffed"?
Gets my vote!

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Presumably they will also be bringing back... on 13:38 - Oct 27 with 158 viewsazuremerlangus

No mileage in it.

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