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My stupid junkie mate has just injected himself with curry power by accident. 22:40 - Oct 24 with 3798 viewsLord_Lucan

He's now in a korma.
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My stupid junkie mate has just injected himself with curry powered by accident. on 22:51 - Oct 24 with 3771 viewsWicklowBlue

Where was his Naan?
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My stupid junkie mate has just injected himself with curry powered by accident. on 22:57 - Oct 24 with 3751 viewsLord_Lucan

My stupid junkie mate has just injected himself with curry powered by accident. on 22:51 - Oct 24 by WicklowBlue

Where was his Naan?


She's already brown garlic bread.
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(No subject) (n/t) on 23:17 - Oct 24 with 3713 viewsWeWereZombies

Balti feels stupid now, he does sound Madras a hatter though...
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My stupid junkie mate has just injected himself with curry powered by accident. on 23:21 - Oct 24 with 3694 viewsThe_Romford_Blue

Could be worse. My mate spilt mayonnaise on me the other day. Bloody hellmans.

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My stupid junkie mate has just injected himself with curry powered by accident. on 00:54 - Oct 25 with 3626 viewsSwansea_Blue

Love a curry me, especially a Chicken Tarka. It's like a tikka but a little 'otter.





Ah, it's 1982 again.

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My stupid junkie mate has just injected himself with curry powered by accident. on 01:11 - Oct 25 with 3612 viewsimsureazzure

What did you rest his head on?
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My stupid junkie mate has just injected himself with curry power by accident. on 02:27 - Oct 25 with 3548 viewsSarge

His son must think his papadum
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My stupid junkie mate has just injected himself with curry power by accident. on 03:16 - Oct 25 with 3521 viewsNewcyBlue

Sounds like he was trying to perform Hari Curry

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My stupid junkie mate has just injected himself with curry power by accident. on 09:30 - Oct 25 with 3331 viewsfactual_blue

I initially assumed you actually have a stupid junkie mate.

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My stupid junkie mate has just injected himself with curry power by accident. on 10:18 - Oct 25 with 3278 viewsHerbivore

Hope he pulls through mate, addiction is a curse.

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My stupid junkie mate has just injected himself with curry power by accident. on 10:22 - Oct 25 with 3266 viewsJohnny_Boy

You should probably Dahl for an ambulance.
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My stupid junkie mate has just injected himself with curry power by accident. on 10:38 - Oct 25 with 3244 viewsNewcyBlue

My stupid junkie mate has just injected himself with curry power by accident. on 10:22 - Oct 25 by Johnny_Boy

You should probably Dahl for an ambulance.


Give him a nice soft pilau to lay his head on

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My stupid junkie mate has just injected himself with curry power by accident. on 11:14 - Oct 25 with 3206 viewsuncle

My stupid junkie mate has just injected himself with curry power by accident. on 10:38 - Oct 25 by NewcyBlue

Give him a nice soft pilau to lay his head on


An ambulance just went by me at high speed with it's siren blaring.

Ghee-naan ghee-naan, ghee-naan.
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