Anyhooooo - Some bastard nicked my light up snowman 20:24 - Dec 3 with 3361 views | GlasgowBlue | out of my front garden at 3.30am Sunday morning. Only just bought the bloody thing from B&Q on Saturday. Now they are sold out. Caught the fookes on my CCTV. The ran up the driveway, cut the wire and played footie with it down the street. They must have clocked it earlier because it was pitch black and no way could they have seen it at 3.30am. | |
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Anyhooooo - Some bastard nicked my light up snowman on 20:25 - Dec 3 with 3344 views | SpruceMoose | That's Brexit Britain for you. I'm sorry for your loss. The boogers need stringing up. | |
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | Poll: | Selectamod |
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Anyhooooo - Some bastard nicked my light up snowman on 20:26 - Dec 3 with 3335 views | GlasgowBlue |
Anyhooooo - Some bastard nicked my light up snowman on 20:25 - Dec 3 by SpruceMoose | That's Brexit Britain for you. I'm sorry for your loss. The boogers need stringing up. |
Scotland voted in by a considerable margin so the likelihood is that these fookers were remainers. | |
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Anyhooooo - Some bastard nicked my light up snowman on 20:29 - Dec 3 with 3319 views | SpruceMoose |
Anyhooooo - Some bastard nicked my light up snowman on 20:26 - Dec 3 by GlasgowBlue | Scotland voted in by a considerable margin so the likelihood is that these fookers were remainers. |
That's a good point. So you can probably cut them some slack. They must be frustrated at the crash course the country is on! They were just blowing off some steam I expect. | |
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | Poll: | Selectamod |
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Anyhooooo - Some bastard nicked my light up snowman on 20:30 - Dec 3 with 3313 views | WD19 | Was it Rangers Christmas party last night? | | | |
Anyhooooo - Some bastard nicked my light up snowman on 20:30 - Dec 3 with 3312 views | StokieBlue | Some fooker smashed by car rear windscreen the other night. Some people are just idiots unfortunately. Probably lacking in B12 or something. SB | |
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Anyhooooo - Some bastard nicked my light up snowman on 20:31 - Dec 3 with 3298 views | Superblue95 | Sorry, I was pretty hammered last night. If it's any consolation I caught it on a sweet volley a bit further down the street | |
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Anyhooooo - Some bastard nicked my light up snowman on 20:45 - Dec 3 with 3241 views | HARRY10 | We're walking in the air... we're floating in the moonlit sky... the people far below are sleeping as we fly... | | | |
Anyhooooo - Some bastard nicked my light up snowman on 20:45 - Dec 3 with 3241 views | BrixtonBlue |
Anyhooooo - Some bastard nicked my light up snowman on 20:31 - Dec 3 by Superblue95 | Sorry, I was pretty hammered last night. If it's any consolation I caught it on a sweet volley a bit further down the street |
Unfortunately it landed in a rear windscreen in Stokie. | |
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Anyhooooo - Some bastard nicked my light up snowman on 20:48 - Dec 3 with 3230 views | GlasgowBlue |
Anyhooooo - Some bastard nicked my light up snowman on 20:31 - Dec 3 by Superblue95 | Sorry, I was pretty hammered last night. If it's any consolation I caught it on a sweet volley a bit further down the street |
Any chance you can bring your boots to Portman Road. We could do with somebody who can actually hit a volley. | |
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Anyhooooo - Some bastard nicked my light up snowman on 20:53 - Dec 3 with 3204 views | Superblue95 |
Anyhooooo - Some bastard nicked my light up snowman on 20:48 - Dec 3 by GlasgowBlue | Any chance you can bring your boots to Portman Road. We could do with somebody who can actually hit a volley. |
Sounds like a plan. Best to just stick me on for the last 5 minutes though I won't last much longer than that unfortunately | |
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Anyhooooo - Some bastard nicked my light up snowman on 20:55 - Dec 3 with 3194 views | Keno |
Anyhooooo - Some bastard nicked my light up snowman on 20:53 - Dec 3 by Superblue95 | Sounds like a plan. Best to just stick me on for the last 5 minutes though I won't last much longer than that unfortunately |
Are you Jonathon Douglas? | |
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Anyhooooo - Some bastard nicked my light up snowman on 20:59 - Dec 3 with 3179 views | Superblue95 |
Anyhooooo - Some bastard nicked my light up snowman on 20:55 - Dec 3 by Keno | Are you Jonathon Douglas? |
I'm a cross between him and Balint Bajner | |
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Anyhooooo - Some bastard nicked my light up snowman on 21:00 - Dec 3 with 3173 views | GlasgowBlue |
Anyhooooo - Some bastard nicked my light up snowman on 20:55 - Dec 3 by Keno | Are you Jonathon Douglas? |
In years to come we will look back on the days of Douglas and Tabb as a golden age. | |
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Anyhooooo - Some bastard nicked my light up snowman on 21:03 - Dec 3 with 3164 views | Binner |
Anyhooooo - Some bastard nicked my light up snowman on 20:30 - Dec 3 by StokieBlue | Some fooker smashed by car rear windscreen the other night. Some people are just idiots unfortunately. Probably lacking in B12 or something. SB |
That's it. Blame the vegans. | |
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Anyhooooo - Some bastard nicked my light up snowman on 21:09 - Dec 3 with 3138 views | BloomBlue | Next wire it into the mains so that if they should cut the wire it kills them | | | |
Anyhooooo - Some bastard nicked my light up snowman on 21:16 - Dec 3 with 3127 views | GlasgowBlue |
Anyhooooo - Some bastard nicked my light up snowman on 21:09 - Dec 3 by BloomBlue | Next wire it into the mains so that if they should cut the wire it kills them |
I've actually attached fishing wire to two tent pegs at ankle height, which should trip the fookers up if they try it again. | |
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Anyhooooo - Some bastard nicked my light up snowman on 21:26 - Dec 3 with 3090 views | BloomBlue |
Anyhooooo - Some bastard nicked my light up snowman on 21:16 - Dec 3 by GlasgowBlue | I've actually attached fishing wire to two tent pegs at ankle height, which should trip the fookers up if they try it again. |
Maybe replace the fishing wire with razor wire , rusty razor wire | | | |
Anyhooooo - Some bastard nicked my light up snowman on 21:28 - Dec 3 with 3090 views | Seablu | Can't think of anything more tacky than a B&Q light-up snowman. Maybe it was the taste police. | | | |
Anyhooooo - Some bastard nicked my light up snowman on 00:46 - Dec 4 with 2901 views | connorscontract | Sorry for your loss. #prayforfrosty It doesn't sound like a very good light up snowman if it couldn't be seen at 3.30am because it's dark then. No great loss. | | | |
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