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Atop a 25ft wave 20:12 - Jan 7 with 6992 viewsfergalsharkey

It suddenly occured to me that we have not a single jot, not one iota, absolutely neh 1 morsel of quality in the entire squad.
And don't start saying bishop dozzell boo hoo hoo.
They have a combined weight of 3 stone and should be on loan at didsbury until they have healed.

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Atop a 25ft wave on 20:13 - Jan 7 with 3995 viewscatch74

Where about a are you now?

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Atop a 25ft wave on 20:14 - Jan 7 with 3985 viewsPecker

That was a short 17 days.
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Atop a 25ft wave on 20:14 - Jan 7 with 3983 viewsfergalsharkey

Atop a 25ft wave on 20:13 - Jan 7 by catch74

Where about a are you now?


900 miles east of the Cape.

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Atop a 25ft wave on 20:15 - Jan 7 with 3975 viewsStochesStotasBlewe

Atop a 25ft wave on 20:13 - Jan 7 by catch74

Where about a are you now?


Oulton Broad.

We have no village green, or a shop. It's very, very quiet. I can walk to the pub.

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Atop a 25ft wave on 20:18 - Jan 7 with 3940 viewsPecker

Atop a 25ft wave on 20:14 - Jan 7 by fergalsharkey

900 miles east of the Cape.


Time for the truth. Are you on this voyage or not. Please be truthful.
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Atop a 25ft wave on 20:18 - Jan 7 with 3937 viewsfooters

Atop a 25ft wave on 20:15 - Jan 7 by StochesStotasBlewe

Oulton Broad.


In that case Fergal is welcome round my mum's for a cheese sandwich and a cup of tea.

Welcome aboard, you salty dog.

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Atop a 25ft wave on 20:21 - Jan 7 with 3907 viewsBackToRussia

Atop a 25ft wave on 20:18 - Jan 7 by Pecker

Time for the truth. Are you on this voyage or not. Please be truthful.


I wouldn't start a whip round for a charitable donation, let's put it that way.

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Atop a 25ft wave on 20:23 - Jan 7 with 3903 viewsfergalsharkey

Atop a 25ft wave on 20:18 - Jan 7 by Pecker

Time for the truth. Are you on this voyage or not. Please be truthful.


I didn't go to boro on a ped ...that was a bit of a pisstake out of the people that went
,as I could not think of a worse place to go or a worse thing to watch than itfc at that time so I thought I would test the gullibility of people on here.
However i am sleeping in a hammock in a barque in the Pacific.6 hrs on 6 hrs off. Getting signal from a satellite on board but it's not gr8.

Poll: Cook out?

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Atop a 25ft wave on 20:25 - Jan 7 with 3875 viewsPecker

Atop a 25ft wave on 20:23 - Jan 7 by fergalsharkey

I didn't go to boro on a ped ...that was a bit of a pisstake out of the people that went
,as I could not think of a worse place to go or a worse thing to watch than itfc at that time so I thought I would test the gullibility of people on here.
However i am sleeping in a hammock in a barque in the Pacific.6 hrs on 6 hrs off. Getting signal from a satellite on board but it's not gr8.


Why are you doing it?
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Atop a 25ft wave on 20:26 - Jan 7 with 3864 viewsfooters

Atop a 25ft wave on 20:25 - Jan 7 by Pecker

Why are you doing it?


Attention.

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Atop a 25ft wave on 20:32 - Jan 7 with 3833 viewssyntaxerror

Atop a 25ft wave on 20:23 - Jan 7 by fergalsharkey

I didn't go to boro on a ped ...that was a bit of a pisstake out of the people that went
,as I could not think of a worse place to go or a worse thing to watch than itfc at that time so I thought I would test the gullibility of people on here.
However i am sleeping in a hammock in a barque in the Pacific.6 hrs on 6 hrs off. Getting signal from a satellite on board but it's not gr8.


The Pacific is 5000 miles west of the Cape, or 8500 miles east of it.

So, no you are not in the Pacific.
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Atop a 25ft wave on 20:37 - Jan 7 with 3805 viewsBackToRussia

Atop a 25ft wave on 20:32 - Jan 7 by syntaxerror

The Pacific is 5000 miles west of the Cape, or 8500 miles east of it.

So, no you are not in the Pacific.


lol brilliant.

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Atop a 25ft wave on 20:38 - Jan 7 with 3780 viewsHerbivore

Atop a 25ft wave on 20:13 - Jan 7 by catch74

Where about a are you now?


The box room.

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Atop a 25ft wave on 20:45 - Jan 7 with 3758 viewsPecker

Atop a 25ft wave on 20:32 - Jan 7 by syntaxerror

The Pacific is 5000 miles west of the Cape, or 8500 miles east of it.

So, no you are not in the Pacific.


Fantastic. I guess he will lose his signal now. Brilliant work, thanks.
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Atop a 25ft wave on 21:02 - Jan 7 with 3714 viewsfergalsharkey

Atop a 25ft wave on 20:32 - Jan 7 by syntaxerror

The Pacific is 5000 miles west of the Cape, or 8500 miles east of it.

So, no you are not in the Pacific.


You are wrong.

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Atop a 25ft wave on 21:07 - Jan 7 with 3685 viewssyntaxerror

Atop a 25ft wave on 21:02 - Jan 7 by fergalsharkey

You are wrong.


Oh really?
So what part of the Pacific is 900 miles away from Cape Town. Please enlighten me.
Ask your navigator to give you a GPS reading so you can tell us your latitude and longitude.
[Post edited 7 Jan 2019 21:10]
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Atop a 25ft wave on 21:10 - Jan 7 with 3657 viewscatch74

Atop a 25ft wave on 20:45 - Jan 7 by Pecker

Fantastic. I guess he will lose his signal now. Brilliant work, thanks.


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Erm, your IP address says you're telling porkies, unless I've misunderstood this thread.

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Atop a 25ft wave on 21:45 - Jan 7 with 3593 viewsfergalsharkey

Atop a 25ft wave on 21:07 - Jan 7 by syntaxerror

Oh really?
So what part of the Pacific is 900 miles away from Cape Town. Please enlighten me.
Ask your navigator to give you a GPS reading so you can tell us your latitude and longitude.
[Post edited 7 Jan 2019 21:10]


Give me 10 minutes as we are going through a series of swells that are proving tough.

Poll: Cook out?

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Atop a 25ft wave on 21:45 - Jan 7 with 3590 viewsBackToRussia

Atop a 25ft wave on 21:45 - Jan 7 by fergalsharkey

Give me 10 minutes as we are going through a series of swells that are proving tough.


There's a swell in your brain.

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Atop a 25ft wave on 21:50 - Jan 7 with 3554 viewsfergalsharkey

Atop a 25ft wave on 21:45 - Jan 7 by BackToRussia

There's a swell in your brain.


Lat -18.26 long 46.54

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Atop a 25ft wave on 21:51 - Jan 7 with 3540 viewsOxford_Blue

Two internationals who played in the World Cup.

So you’re overstating the point.
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Atop a 25ft wave on 21:52 - Jan 7 with 3530 viewsSpruceMoose

Atop a 25ft wave on 20:13 - Jan 7 by catch74

Where about a are you now?


In his mum's box room combing her hair for her while she wears a house coat and talks sadly about his father who went out for smokes and never came back.

Because of his crappy son.
[Post edited 7 Jan 2019 21:58]

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Atop a 25ft wave on 21:57 - Jan 7 with 3515 viewsPinewoodblue

Atop a 25ft wave on 21:07 - Jan 7 by syntaxerror

Oh really?
So what part of the Pacific is 900 miles away from Cape Town. Please enlighten me.
Ask your navigator to give you a GPS reading so you can tell us your latitude and longitude.
[Post edited 7 Jan 2019 21:10]


He really ought to script his fantasies and then stick to it. He was not going to get a signal on his trip southwards from Morocco. They were a few hours ahead of schedule at one point do they stopped over for two days. The last port mentioned was Port Elizabeth which is some distance east of Cape Town. He was then going to be out of range of a signal for 17 days, perhaps he forgot he had a satellite connection. He is supposed to be calling into four ports in Australia and two in New Zealand but suddenly gets teleported to the Pacific.

Incidentally he hasn't yet named this imaginary three masted barque.

Not sure why we read his posts

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Atop a 25ft wave on 21:58 - Jan 7 with 3506 viewsSpruceMoose

Atop a 25ft wave on 21:57 - Jan 7 by Pinewoodblue

He really ought to script his fantasies and then stick to it. He was not going to get a signal on his trip southwards from Morocco. They were a few hours ahead of schedule at one point do they stopped over for two days. The last port mentioned was Port Elizabeth which is some distance east of Cape Town. He was then going to be out of range of a signal for 17 days, perhaps he forgot he had a satellite connection. He is supposed to be calling into four ports in Australia and two in New Zealand but suddenly gets teleported to the Pacific.

Incidentally he hasn't yet named this imaginary three masted barque.

Not sure why we read his posts


In the hope that he 'drowns'?
[Post edited 7 Jan 2019 21:59]

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Atop a 25ft wave on 22:01 - Jan 7 with 3478 viewsbritbiker

Atop a 25ft wave on 21:45 - Jan 7 by fergalsharkey

Give me 10 minutes as we are going through a series of swells that are proving tough.


Tough swells huh. So your in 1930"s Boston.
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