If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. 17:42 - Feb 9 with 20729 views | Pecker | What 3 meals and drink would you have before hand? Breakfast: Full English. Lunch: T-Bone steak, Chips and Mushrooms. Tea: 4 x Mcdonalds 99p Cheese Burgers and Large Fries. Drink. A nice Pot of Tea. |  | | |  |
If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 17:50 - Feb 9 with 5848 views | footers | Breakfast: Suffolk black bacon butty, no sauce Lunch: Steak tartare, chips Dinner: Faggots, mushy peas, gravy Drink: Broadside |  |
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If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 17:50 - Feb 9 with 5844 views | Ace_High1 | After that food you wouldn't need to worry about being shot to finish you off, your heart would give up! |  | |  |
If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 17:57 - Feb 9 with 5818 views | monytowbray | Fry up. Beans on toast. Pizza. Root beer and grape soda. Would probably try heroin for dessert too if I had nothing to lose. |  |
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If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 17:58 - Feb 9 with 5806 views | chicoazul | Cyanide for breakfast, just to annoy the firing squad. |  |
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If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 17:58 - Feb 9 with 5806 views | Pecker |
If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 17:50 - Feb 9 by Ace_High1 | After that food you wouldn't need to worry about being shot to finish you off, your heart would give up! |
Exactly that. |  | |  |
If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 17:59 - Feb 9 with 5804 views | J2BLUE | Breakfast: 3 slices thick granary toast with butter Lunch: 2x gammon and pickle sandwiches on thick granary bread, bowl of chips and tub of Ben and Jerry's cookie dough ice cream Dinner: Large chicken and bacon thin and crispy crust pizza from Domino's, 12x Domino's cookies Drink: Bottle of wine. I'd prefer Pepsi Max or tea but some bastard is going to shoot me later and i'd rather not be sober. The 12 cookies might sound a lot but they are divine. [Post edited 9 Feb 2020 18:01]
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If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 17:59 - Feb 9 with 5800 views | Pecker |
If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 17:50 - Feb 9 by footers | Breakfast: Suffolk black bacon butty, no sauce Lunch: Steak tartare, chips Dinner: Faggots, mushy peas, gravy Drink: Broadside |
Fine choice old bean. No sauce on the bacon butty though? |  | |  |
If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 18:01 - Feb 9 with 5784 views | Pecker |
If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 17:59 - Feb 9 by J2BLUE | Breakfast: 3 slices thick granary toast with butter Lunch: 2x gammon and pickle sandwiches on thick granary bread, bowl of chips and tub of Ben and Jerry's cookie dough ice cream Dinner: Large chicken and bacon thin and crispy crust pizza from Domino's, 12x Domino's cookies Drink: Bottle of wine. I'd prefer Pepsi Max or tea but some bastard is going to shoot me later and i'd rather not be sober. The 12 cookies might sound a lot but they are divine. [Post edited 9 Feb 2020 18:01]
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You have given that some thought. I like your style. |  | |  | Login to get fewer ads
If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 18:01 - Feb 9 with 5783 views | footers |
If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 17:59 - Feb 9 by Pecker | Fine choice old bean. No sauce on the bacon butty though? |
Not on a Suffolk black bacon sarnie... maybe some HP on the side if dipping is needed. Plenty of butter though. |  |
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If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 18:02 - Feb 9 with 5777 views | Pecker |
If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 17:58 - Feb 9 by chicoazul | Cyanide for breakfast, just to annoy the firing squad. |
Killjoy. What would you chose? |  | |  |
If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 18:03 - Feb 9 with 5769 views | Reuser_is_God |
If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 17:59 - Feb 9 by J2BLUE | Breakfast: 3 slices thick granary toast with butter Lunch: 2x gammon and pickle sandwiches on thick granary bread, bowl of chips and tub of Ben and Jerry's cookie dough ice cream Dinner: Large chicken and bacon thin and crispy crust pizza from Domino's, 12x Domino's cookies Drink: Bottle of wine. I'd prefer Pepsi Max or tea but some bastard is going to shoot me later and i'd rather not be sober. The 12 cookies might sound a lot but they are divine. [Post edited 9 Feb 2020 18:01]
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You’d have toast? Fcuking toast? |  |
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If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 18:03 - Feb 9 with 5766 views | WD19 | The pragmatic answer is ‘as little as possible’ in order to give the surgeons the best possible chance of patching up any stomach wounds.....but I am guessing that is not what you were looking for....? |  | |  |
If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 18:05 - Feb 9 with 5757 views | WeWereZombies | Breakfast: Sixty oysters and a magnum of vintage champagne Lunch: Six pounds of caviar and a litre of seven star brandy Dinner: Swap the above for a bulletproof vest |  |
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If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 18:05 - Feb 9 with 5752 views | J2BLUE |
If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 18:03 - Feb 9 by Reuser_is_God | You’d have toast? Fcuking toast? |
Name me a better breakfast than thick granary toast and a strong cup of tea. I'll wait. |  |
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If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 18:05 - Feb 9 with 5757 views | Reuser_is_God | Breakfast: full English Lunch: Massive pizza, perhaps pepperoni or Ham & mushroom Dinner: the whole menu from any half decent kebab shop Drink: a whole keg of Adnams Dry Hopped |  |
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If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 18:06 - Feb 9 with 5735 views | Reuser_is_God |
If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 18:05 - Feb 9 by J2BLUE | Name me a better breakfast than thick granary toast and a strong cup of tea. I'll wait. |
Surely you’d have that toast & tea as part of a full English or a cooked breakfast of some description? |  |
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If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 18:07 - Feb 9 with 5716 views | Pecker |
If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 18:05 - Feb 9 by WeWereZombies | Breakfast: Sixty oysters and a magnum of vintage champagne Lunch: Six pounds of caviar and a litre of seven star brandy Dinner: Swap the above for a bulletproof vest |
You are only allowed one drink. They are going to kill you, so no bullet proof vest is going to save you. |  | |  |
If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 18:08 - Feb 9 with 5708 views | footers |
If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 18:05 - Feb 9 by WeWereZombies | Breakfast: Sixty oysters and a magnum of vintage champagne Lunch: Six pounds of caviar and a litre of seven star brandy Dinner: Swap the above for a bulletproof vest |
How would you like your vest cooked, sir? Perhaps well done to avoid the blood? |  |
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If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 18:09 - Feb 9 with 5695 views | J2BLUE |
If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 18:06 - Feb 9 by Reuser_is_God | Surely you’d have that toast & tea as part of a full English or a cooked breakfast of some description? |
I've never been one for starting the day off with a mountain of food. I rarely eat breakfast. Tea and toast is easily the best breakfast in the world. |  |
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If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 18:10 - Feb 9 with 5691 views | footers |
If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 18:06 - Feb 9 by Reuser_is_God | Surely you’d have that toast & tea as part of a full English or a cooked breakfast of some description? |
Yeah but not enough Slimming World points for the Full English. |  |
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If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 18:10 - Feb 9 with 5689 views | Pecker |
If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 18:01 - Feb 9 by footers | Not on a Suffolk black bacon sarnie... maybe some HP on the side if dipping is needed. Plenty of butter though. |
I only ever have red sauce. I find brown sauce to over powers the food. Controversial I know. |  | |  |
If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 18:17 - Feb 9 with 5662 views | Pecker |
If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 18:09 - Feb 9 by J2BLUE | I've never been one for starting the day off with a mountain of food. I rarely eat breakfast. Tea and toast is easily the best breakfast in the world. |
You have what ever you like mate. That is the point. |  | |  |
If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 18:57 - Feb 9 with 5586 views | Moriarty | Porridge with a shot of whiskey, small spoon of sugar and honey. Rib eye steak, mushrooms, onions, chips. Bread, butter and tomato and pepper soup. Cold beer. |  |
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If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 19:16 - Feb 9 with 5546 views | Pecker |
If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 18:57 - Feb 9 by Moriarty | Porridge with a shot of whiskey, small spoon of sugar and honey. Rib eye steak, mushrooms, onions, chips. Bread, butter and tomato and pepper soup. Cold beer. |
Are you Scottish? |  | |  |
If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 19:20 - Feb 9 with 5526 views | Oxford_Blue | I think my appetite might be slightly reduced |  | |  |
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