| The lockdown's not all sh1t 10:24 - Mar 10 with 3581 views | bluelagos |
Just got a postal invitation to a zoom meeting of Jehovahs witnesses no doubt looking to save my soul from hell and damnation.
Tempted to join if only to convince them they might have bitten off more than they chew. |  |
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| The lockdown's not all sh1t on 10:45 - Mar 10 with 3525 views | Crawfordsboot |
Good luck to them with that 😂 [Post edited 10 Mar 2021 10:45]
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| The lockdown's not all sh1t on 10:49 - Mar 10 with 3511 views | Steve_M |
You should post the details on here and we can do a board takeover, kind of like the 90s board invasions. |  |
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| The lockdown's not all sh1t on 10:53 - Mar 10 with 3488 views | bluelagos |
| The lockdown's not all sh1t on 10:49 - Mar 10 by Steve_M |
You should post the details on here and we can do a board takeover, kind of like the 90s board invasions. |
Whigfield wasn't it? | |
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| The lockdown's not all sh1t on 10:57 - Mar 10 with 3476 views | Fixed_It |
My brother got one of those too. I feel left out! |  |
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| The lockdown's not all sh1t on 11:01 - Mar 10 with 3466 views | Steve_M |
| The lockdown's not all sh1t on 10:53 - Mar 10 by bluelagos |
Whigfield wasn't it? |
Yep, and a Glassblowers board when TWTD was very slow one day. | |
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| The lockdown's not all sh1t on 11:26 - Mar 10 with 3437 views | hoppy |
The irony of going on a Jehovah’s Witness zoom call and then waiting to be let in by the host... |  |
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| The lockdown's not all sh1t on 11:42 - Mar 10 with 3419 views | factual_blue |
| The lockdown's not all sh1t on 10:50 - Mar 10 by bluelagos |
I just typed "can jehovah witnesses have operations" into google and it seems some of them may have had other thoughts on what is/isn't allowed  |
If you read the Children Act by Ian McEwan you'll find some interesting stuff out about JWs and the whole thing about blood transfusions and operations.
Some bloke in the Witnesses just decided in 1945 that blood transfusions were a bad thing. |  |
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| The lockdown's not all sh1t on 13:39 - Mar 10 with 3339 views | eireblue |
One of the many benefits of being a vegan is I can argue for longer, with more logic, and with relevant examples on why Christians should be vegans.
Pity the poor JW that knocks on my door if I have some free time,
“So lets start with Genesis and why did God differentiate between the words food and dominion, why would an all powerful being that is omnipotent and omnipresent, make such a distinction?
Please bear in mind I will be asking questions about why an omnipotent and omnipresent God varied his instructions on this matter, but for now lets start with some basics of why you are eating animals against Gods will”
I don’t get many JWs around these parts to practise with much though. |  | | |
| The lockdown's not all sh1t on 13:55 - Mar 10 with 3321 views | Giant_Midget |
I got a handwritten letter from them a couple of months ago, I suspect a number of other addresses around me did too. |  | | |
| The lockdown's not all sh1t on 18:14 - Mar 10 with 3255 views | HARRY10 |
If this god thing is omnipotent, then why did it take him six days to make the earth
what powers did/does he (?) lack that didn't allow him to get the job done in a nano second, or less ?
oh yes, and where is the devil these days - you don't hear so much about him now.....no wonder the churches are so empty |  | | |
| The lockdown's not all sh1t on 18:43 - Mar 10 with 3221 views | StochesStotasBlewe |
| The lockdown's not all sh1t on 18:14 - Mar 10 by HARRY10 |
If this god thing is omnipotent, then why did it take him six days to make the earth
what powers did/does he (?) lack that didn't allow him to get the job done in a nano second, or less ?
oh yes, and where is the devil these days - you don't hear so much about him now.....no wonder the churches are so empty |
Biden won the election. |  |
| We have no village green, or a shop.
It's very, very quiet.
I can walk to the pub. |
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| The lockdown's not all sh1t on 19:17 - Mar 10 with 3189 views | jas0999 |
Do share the invitation! | | | |
| The lockdown's not all sh1t on 18:14 - Mar 11 with 3058 views | BanksterDebtSlave |
Ffs just got ours in today's post! Was yours hand written or are we just very special? |  |
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| The lockdown's not all sh1t on 18:16 - Mar 11 with 3051 views | bluelagos |
| The lockdown's not all sh1t on 18:14 - Mar 11 by BanksterDebtSlave |
Ffs just got ours in today's post! Was yours hand written or are we just very special? |
Typed out - but hand written envelope and signed by "Cindy"
You going? | |
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| The lockdown's not all sh1t on 18:18 - Mar 11 with 3045 views | SpruceMoose |
| The lockdown's not all sh1t on 18:16 - Mar 11 by bluelagos |
Typed out - but hand written envelope and signed by "Cindy"
You going? |
And more importantly, if so, are you planning on wearing clothes? |  |
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | | Poll: | Selectamod |
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| The lockdown's not all sh1t on 21:55 - Mar 11 with 2975 views | Durovigutum |
| The lockdown's not all sh1t on 18:14 - Mar 10 by HARRY10 |
If this god thing is omnipotent, then why did it take him six days to make the earth
what powers did/does he (?) lack that didn't allow him to get the job done in a nano second, or less ?
oh yes, and where is the devil these days - you don't hear so much about him now.....no wonder the churches are so empty |
You do realise that everything you can see, touch, smell, around you right now (in fact, all matter in the entire universe) existed within the first seven seconds of the big bang? Obviously not in it's current form, but it's the sort of science that blows my mind. The other is that the universe is too wide for its age, but there are a fair few 40 year olds that could sympathise with that...
On the devil point, ever read the Screwtape letters? |  | | |
| The lockdown's not all sh1t on 21:59 - Mar 11 with 2967 views | vapour_trail |
| The lockdown's not all sh1t on 18:14 - Mar 10 by HARRY10 |
If this god thing is omnipotent, then why did it take him six days to make the earth
what powers did/does he (?) lack that didn't allow him to get the job done in a nano second, or less ?
oh yes, and where is the devil these days - you don't hear so much about him now.....no wonder the churches are so empty |
He quit GMB on Tuesday. |  |
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| The lockdown's not all sh1t on 22:58 - Mar 11 with 2922 views | BanksterDebtSlave |
| The lockdown's not all sh1t on 18:16 - Mar 11 by bluelagos |
Typed out - but hand written envelope and signed by "Cindy"
You going? |
My daughter ripped it up and recycled it before I got the details. | |
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