| Keno - Breaking News 02:03 - Mar 12 with 939 views | chrismakin |
"t in Antarctica there are 21 million penguins and in Malta there are 502,653 inhabitants. So if the penguins decide to invade Malta, each Maltese will have to fight 42 penguins." |  |
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| Keno - Breaking News on 06:52 - Mar 12 with 841 views | Keno |
wont they just distract the penguins by rolling maltesers from them to chase? |  |
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| Keno - Breaking News on 08:47 - Mar 12 with 766 views | ghostofescobar |
I've always wondered why those penguins that huddle down in the Antarctic chose the Antarctic in the first place. Surely over millions of years of evolution one pair of penguins would have said "it's a bit sh1t down here, coldest place on earth, horrendous storms, slippery surface to walk on, no shops, shall we try somewhere else?" Surely a nice warm beach is a better bet than there? |  |
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| Keno - Breaking News on 08:55 - Mar 12 with 752 views | GeoffSentence |
| Keno - Breaking News on 08:47 - Mar 12 by ghostofescobar |
I've always wondered why those penguins that huddle down in the Antarctic chose the Antarctic in the first place. Surely over millions of years of evolution one pair of penguins would have said "it's a bit sh1t down here, coldest place on earth, horrendous storms, slippery surface to walk on, no shops, shall we try somewhere else?" Surely a nice warm beach is a better bet than there? |
<smartarsemode>Well, yes they have. Galapagos penguins live in the Galapagos Islands, which is bang smack on the equator.
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<moresmartarsethanbeforemode>
As the ghost of a Colombian, which is practically next door, you have no excuse for not knowing that.
</moresmartarsemodethanbefore> [Post edited 12 Mar 2021 8:57]
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| Keno - Breaking News on 09:00 - Mar 12 with 739 views | WeWereZombies |
| Keno - Breaking News on 08:55 - Mar 12 by GeoffSentence |
<smartarsemode>Well, yes they have. Galapagos penguins live in the Galapagos Islands, which is bang smack on the equator.
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<moresmartarsethanbeforemode>
As the ghost of a Colombian, which is practically next door, you have no excuse for not knowing that.
</moresmartarsemodethanbefore> [Post edited 12 Mar 2021 8:57]
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<evensmarterarsemode...on> Well, those Galapagos penguins are not going to leave a protected sanctuary to go and have a rough and tumble in Malta, are they? <evensmarterarsemode...o...what do you mean there is no 'off' button...there never has been an 'off' button?> |  |
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| Keno - Breaking News on 09:05 - Mar 12 with 733 views | factual_blue |
| Keno - Breaking News on 06:52 - Mar 12 by Keno |
wont they just distract the penguins by rolling maltesers from them to chase? |
I wonder how a Malteser might pick up a penguin? |  |
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| Keno - Breaking News on 09:12 - Mar 12 with 726 views | Keno |
| Keno - Breaking News on 09:05 - Mar 12 by factual_blue |
I wonder how a Malteser might pick up a penguin? |
it would if it was feeling peckish | |
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| Keno - Breaking News on 09:13 - Mar 12 with 724 views | Keno |
| Keno - Breaking News on 08:47 - Mar 12 by ghostofescobar |
I've always wondered why those penguins that huddle down in the Antarctic chose the Antarctic in the first place. Surely over millions of years of evolution one pair of penguins would have said "it's a bit sh1t down here, coldest place on earth, horrendous storms, slippery surface to walk on, no shops, shall we try somewhere else?" Surely a nice warm beach is a better bet than there? |
Same could be said of people who live in Diss | |
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| Keno - Breaking News on 09:13 - Mar 12 with 722 views | noggin |
| Keno - Breaking News on 06:52 - Mar 12 by Keno |
wont they just distract the penguins by rolling maltesers from them to chase? |
That would make the Maltese Cross.
Edit: This works better as a reply to the op. [Post edited 12 Mar 2021 9:15]
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| Keno - Breaking News on 09:16 - Mar 12 with 714 views | Darth_Koont |
| Keno - Breaking News on 08:47 - Mar 12 by ghostofescobar |
I've always wondered why those penguins that huddle down in the Antarctic chose the Antarctic in the first place. Surely over millions of years of evolution one pair of penguins would have said "it's a bit sh1t down here, coldest place on earth, horrendous storms, slippery surface to walk on, no shops, shall we try somewhere else?" Surely a nice warm beach is a better bet than there? |
Way more food in the Antarctic, right? The warmer oceans and seas are pretty much like deserts. |  |
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| Keno - Breaking News on 09:25 - Mar 12 with 699 views | Keno |
| Keno - Breaking News on 09:16 - Mar 12 by Darth_Koont |
Way more food in the Antarctic, right? The warmer oceans and seas are pretty much like deserts. |
you mean warm seas are like puddings?
I like puddings
What do penguins have against puddings?? | |
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| Keno - Breaking News on 12:29 - Mar 12 with 646 views | Tangledupin_Blue |
| Keno - Breaking News on 09:05 - Mar 12 by factual_blue |
I wonder how a Malteser might pick up a penguin? |
He'd probably just say "There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it..." |  |
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