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If there were a Newspaper which was released once per 100 years 16:48 - Nov 15 with 859 views

And it came out tomorrow, what would the headline be?

That the average life expectancy has doubled in the past 100 years?
Global warming?
Inventions? Eg TV & Internet?
Wars?
Other?

Pretty sure ITFC winning the UEFA cup would get a mention on the sports pages, Shirley?

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If there were a Newspaper which was released once per 100 years on 16:55 - Nov 15 with 826 views

WD19

Something about going to the moon.

Or if it is an Archant rag, an exclusive interview with Jeremy Goss.

If there were a Newspaper which was released once per 100 years on 17:08 - Nov 15 with 791 views

factual_blue

'UK Destroys Its Own Future'

	Ta neige, Acadie, fait des larmes au soleil
Poll:	Do you grind your gears
Blog:	[Blog] The Shape We're In

If there were a Newspaper which was released once per 100 years on 17:15 - Nov 15 with 776 views

gordon

'Paper finally published again'

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If there were a Newspaper which was released once per 100 years on 17:19 - Nov 15 with 756 views

BanksterDebtSlave

"Queen in dodgy back sensation."

	"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
Poll:	If the choice is Moore or no more.

If there were a Newspaper which was released once per 100 years on 17:20 - Nov 15 with 761 views

factual_blue

'Cow Rescued From Ditch'

	Ta neige, Acadie, fait des larmes au soleil
Poll:	Do you grind your gears
Blog:	[Blog] The Shape We're In

If there were a Newspaper which was released once per 100 years on 17:28 - Nov 15 with 742 views

WeWereZombies

'Turns out that wasn't the war to end all wars'

Poll:

How will we get fourteen points from the last five games ?

If there were a Newspaper which was released once per 100 years on 17:36 - Nov 15 with 718 views

noggin

Jeremy Corbyn in not wearing tie shocker.

Poll:

Which team thread should I participate in?

If there were a Newspaper which was released once per 100 years on 17:39 - Nov 15 with 712 views

Clapham_Junction

H. L. Mencken prediction comes true.

For context, he said this in 1920: https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/27042-as-democracy-is-perfected-the-office-of-p

If there were a Newspaper which was released once per 100 years on 17:42 - Nov 15 with 701 views

Illinoisblue

Freddie Starr Ate My Hamster. And then got Covid.

	62 - 78 - 81
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If there were a Newspaper which was released once per 100 years on 17:49 - Nov 15 with 681 views

NthQldITFC

"Brigadoon Times: Your daily newspaper brings you the latest up-to-date information on everything.

SPANISH COMMUNIST PARTY FOUNDED YESTERDAY"

	# WE ARE STEALING THE FUTURE FROM OUR CHILDREN --- WE MUST CHANGE COURSE #
Poll:	It's driving me nuts

If there were a Newspaper which was released once per 100 years on 17:58 - Nov 15 with 661 views

StochesStotasBlewe

World population quadruples in a century.

Britain has its first female Prime Minister.

U.S.A. humiliated in Vietnam War.

Ipswich Town stun the football world by winning three major trophies.

Norwich City participate in European tournament. Whole City celebrates with an open top bus parade every year.

We have no village green, or a shop. It's very, very quiet. I can walk to the pub.

If there were a Newspaper which was released once per 100 years on 18:06 - Nov 15 with 641 views

Keno

Have Norwich actually won anything yet?

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If there were a Newspaper which was released once per 100 years on 18:25 - Nov 15 with 586 views

Darth_Koont

Interesting challenge. I’ll go for ...

“Mankind Has Answers to Make Life Better for All – Questions Remain About Mankind’s Will”

Sports pages will be “BSkyB Launches New Sport ‘Feet Balls’”

Pronouns: He/Him

If there were a Newspaper which was released once per 100 years on 18:27 - Nov 15 with 574 views

Darth_Koont

If there were a Newspaper which was released once per 100 years on 17:28 - Nov 15 by WeWereZombies
'Turns out that wasn't the war to end all wars'

We Go Again

Too soon?

Pronouns: He/Him

If there were a Newspaper which was released once per 100 years on 18:29 - Nov 15 with 560 views

Oldboy

I know, I can't believe it either

If there were a Newspaper which was released once per 100 years on 18:34 - Nov 15 with 539 views

Darth_Koont

If there were a Newspaper which was released once per 100 years on 17:39 - Nov 15 by Clapham_Junction
H. L. Mencken prediction comes true. For context, he said this in 1920: https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/27042-as-democracy-is-perfected-the-office-of-p

Ooof! Mencken with the KO.

Pronouns: He/Him

If there were a Newspaper which was released once per 100 years on 19:26 - Nov 15 with 458 views

footers

If there were a Newspaper which was released once per 100 years on 18:25 - Nov 15 by Darth_Koont
Interesting challenge. I’ll go for ... “Mankind Has Answers to Make Life Better for All – Questions Remain About Mankind’s Will” Sports pages will be “BSkyB Launches New Sport ‘Feet Balls’”

I don't think you can really question Mankind's will after that huge Hell in a Cell bump he took.

	footers KC - Prosecution Barrister - Friend to all
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