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Strange Noises At Home. 17:34 - Jun 14 with 1457 viewsStochesStotasBlewe

Got back from my day toiling, am a bit weary and heard a rustling noise in the living room. Further investigation and a sparrow was banging against the wood burning stove glass.
Opened the door and one startled bird immediately flew upstairs. Have managed to catch and release it unharmed to return to the large resident flock that live in my hedge.
How the heck did it get down the chimney?
Anyone else encountered this?

We have no village green, or a shop. It's very, very quiet. I can walk to the pub.

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Strange Noises At Home. on 17:39 - Jun 14 with 1405 viewswkj

When we had a house with a chimney we'd had this happen on a few occasions

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Strange Noises At Home. on 17:41 - Jun 14 with 1392 viewshoppy

"a sparrow was banging against the wood" is that some kind of euphemism?

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Strange Noises At Home. on 17:43 - Jun 14 with 1382 viewsStochesStotasBlewe

Strange Noises At Home. on 17:41 - Jun 14 by hoppy

"a sparrow was banging against the wood" is that some kind of euphemism?


Unfortunately not, though I might consider using it in polite company in future.

We have no village green, or a shop. It's very, very quiet. I can walk to the pub.

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Strange Noises At Home. on 17:47 - Jun 14 with 1355 viewsStochesStotasBlewe

Strange Noises At Home. on 17:39 - Jun 14 by wkj

When we had a house with a chimney we'd had this happen on a few occasions


Aha, not some sinister “Stranger Things “ scenario then.

At least it’s reminded me to get the chimney swept (not a euphemism).

We have no village green, or a shop. It's very, very quiet. I can walk to the pub.

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Strange Noises At Home. on 17:53 - Jun 14 with 1327 viewsswede

We have cowls on top of the chimney pots which prevents birds getting in. Our neighbours both sides do not and have jackdaws nesting in their chimneys. We get sparrows nesting under the roof tiles. They get in the tiniest of gaps and it's almost impossible to stop them without re-roofing our old cottage. I guess that's why they are called house sparrows!
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Strange Noises At Home. on 17:54 - Jun 14 with 1325 viewswkj

Strange Noises At Home. on 17:47 - Jun 14 by StochesStotasBlewe

Aha, not some sinister “Stranger Things “ scenario then.

At least it’s reminded me to get the chimney swept (not a euphemism).


Talking of strange: My nan used to get a regular colony of bees get in the attic. One year it was so bad you had nectar/honey dripping down her smokestack... also not a euphomism
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Strange Noises At Home. on 17:56 - Jun 14 with 1310 viewsStokieBlue

A big fat bloke manages it every Christmas so it must be easy for a bird.

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Strange Noises At Home. on 17:59 - Jun 14 with 1301 viewsNthQldITFC

Strange Noises At Home. on 17:56 - Jun 14 by StokieBlue

A big fat bloke manages it every Christmas so it must be easy for a bird.

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...and he does it with a full sack, whereas the sparrow may have had an empty one, depending upon whether he'd finished banging against the glass or not.

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Strange Noises At Home. on 18:00 - Jun 14 with 1296 viewswkj

Strange Noises At Home. on 17:56 - Jun 14 by StokieBlue

A big fat bloke manages it every Christmas so it must be easy for a bird.

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Probably [redacted] trying to run away from [redacted]

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Strange Noises At Home. on 18:01 - Jun 14 with 1294 viewsStochesStotasBlewe

Strange Noises At Home. on 17:56 - Jun 14 by StokieBlue

A big fat bloke manages it every Christmas so it must be easy for a bird.

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I’ll break this to you gently but he’s not real.

We have no village green, or a shop. It's very, very quiet. I can walk to the pub.

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Strange Noises At Home. on 18:06 - Jun 14 with 1267 viewsCoastalblue

Strange Noises At Home. on 17:59 - Jun 14 by NthQldITFC

...and he does it with a full sack, whereas the sparrow may have had an empty one, depending upon whether he'd finished banging against the glass or not.


One would assume he didn't start banging against the glass until down the chimney, so actually would have had a full sack too.

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Strange Noises At Home. on 18:07 - Jun 14 with 1265 viewsSwansea_Blue

Strange Noises At Home. on 18:01 - Jun 14 by StochesStotasBlewe

I’ll break this to you gently but he’s not real.


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Strange Noises At Home. on 18:18 - Jun 14 with 1212 viewslongtimefan

Had this quite often in my previous house. Best approach to getting them safely out of the house is prior to releasing them is to make sure all doors and curtains are closed bar those in front of an open window. Once released the bird will normally head straight for the daylight, through the open window. Has always worked for me.
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Strange Noises At Home. on 19:13 - Jun 14 with 1129 viewsWarkysgonnagetyou

Yep, same thing last year had about 6 or 7 . The top metal guard on the chimney has blown off in a storm. Now replaced and no problems since.
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Strange Noises At Home. on 19:16 - Jun 14 with 1120 viewsStochesStotasBlewe

Strange Noises At Home. on 19:13 - Jun 14 by Warkysgonnagetyou

Yep, same thing last year had about 6 or 7 . The top metal guard on the chimney has blown off in a storm. Now replaced and no problems since.


We have a chimney guard.
Reckon the sparrow was pissed, toppled in and woke up with a hangover in my wood burner.

We have no village green, or a shop. It's very, very quiet. I can walk to the pub.

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Strange Noises At Home. on 19:25 - Jun 14 with 1095 viewsBudapestByBlimp

My guess would be that it flue down.
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Strange Noises At Home. on 19:38 - Jun 14 with 1078 viewsWarkysgonnagetyou

Yep, same thing last year had about 6 or 7 . The top metal guard on the chimney has blown off in a storm. Now replaced and no problems since.
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Strange Noises At Home. on 21:24 - Jun 14 with 997 viewsGeoffSentence

Mostly Starlings, usually young ones who haven't worked out that chimneys are better for sitting on than flying around in.

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Strange Noises At Home. on 21:35 - Jun 14 with 976 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Yup....with a blue tit.

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