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Few things in life are as satisfying 22:14 - Jun 29 with 731 viewsdominiciawful

as a really good poo.

Nice to be cleared out good and proper, innit.

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Few things in life are as satisfying on 22:21 - Jun 29 with 697 viewsFrimleyBlue

I counter that with the feeling of taking a p1ss when you've had nowhere to go to have one and you're almost at the breaking point....

Waka waka eh eh
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Few things in life are as satisfying on 22:22 - Jun 29 with 695 viewsMattinLondon

Agreed.
But, if the clean-up operation requires a lot of effort, the feeling of elation disappears.
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Few things in life are as satisfying on 22:39 - Jun 29 with 666 viewsdominiciawful

Few things in life are as satisfying on 22:22 - Jun 29 by MattinLondon

Agreed.
But, if the clean-up operation requires a lot of effort, the feeling of elation disappears.


But a "minimal wipe" situation just takes the poo experience to another level.

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Few things in life are as satisfying on 22:41 - Jun 29 with 663 viewsIllinoisblue

Plucking a stubborn nose hair is up there too. Along with power washing anything and seeing the grime come off.

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Few things in life are as satisfying on 23:39 - Jun 29 with 593 viewsMattinLondon

Few things in life are as satisfying on 22:39 - Jun 29 by dominiciawful

But a "minimal wipe" situation just takes the poo experience to another level.


Yep, massive poo, minimum wipe, 10/10.
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Few things in life are as satisfying on 23:56 - Jun 29 with 573 viewsdominiciawful

Few things in life are as satisfying on 23:39 - Jun 29 by MattinLondon

Yep, massive poo, minimum wipe, 10/10.


Poetic.

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Few things in life are as satisfying on 00:06 - Jun 30 with 567 viewsBigCommon

Few things in life are as satisfying on 22:41 - Jun 29 by Illinoisblue

Plucking a stubborn nose hair is up there too. Along with power washing anything and seeing the grime come off.


Agree....Jet washing is right up there.....

Taking a wee at bursting point, occasionally makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up.. Fart half way through, and you know its been a gooden..

All time classic, for me. Has to be, grabbing a random utensil out the kitchen draw,. And relieving, a hard to reach itch, at to top of the back..
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Few things in life are as satisfying on 00:16 - Jun 30 with 551 viewsquirkie

Just remember to admire your work and if there is red stuff in there get it checked out.

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Few things in life are as satisfying on 00:50 - Jun 30 with 538 viewsSwansea_Blue

One such thing is bed. I started at 5 this morning and have just finished, so bed's by far the better thing right now. Shame I'm not on overtime lol.

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Few things in life are as satisfying on 02:46 - Jun 30 with 496 viewsKropotkin123

Few things in life are as satisfying on 00:16 - Jun 30 by quirkie

Just remember to admire your work and if there is red stuff in there get it checked out.


Well said.

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Few things in life are as satisfying on 06:59 - Jun 30 with 428 viewsBlueBadger

Few things in life are as satisfying on 00:50 - Jun 30 by Swansea_Blue

One such thing is bed. I started at 5 this morning and have just finished, so bed's by far the better thing right now. Shame I'm not on overtime lol.


I'm just closing out a night shift. Bed in 2 hours.

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Few things in life are as satisfying on 07:07 - Jun 30 with 416 viewsBlueBoots

Feeling that way, I hope you have already helped out a fellow fan by voting on my poll. Still not back to normal yesterday (down in 2), so if I don't ace it this morning, I'll be looking to the poll results for assistance.

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Few things in life are as satisfying on 07:40 - Jun 30 with 387 viewsElephantintheRoom

On thé other hand a less than satisfying outcome can be deeply disappointing- or as Elvis found out, fatal

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Few things in life are as satisfying on 08:40 - Jun 30 with 334 viewsCheltenham_Blue

Few things in life are as satisfying on 07:40 - Jun 30 by ElephantintheRoom

On thé other hand a less than satisfying outcome can be deeply disappointing- or as Elvis found out, fatal


But Elvis didn't actually have a poo did he? Which ultimately, was the problem.

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