| A delicate question. 19:36 - Jul 7 with 1135 views | NthQldITFC |
I recently invested in some of these stretchy, snug fitting, long-legged underpants, as I was getting sick of the old boxers riding up on me on a longish walk. The new knickers are great for walking, if a little tight, but in this fine weather I tend to strip off and have a swim in them if I'm walking near the coast. Trouble is, I'm developing a rather sore scrotum, which I think is a result of walking, after swimming, in the still damp undergarment.
I'm wondering if there's any point smearing the sac with Vaseline or something beforehand, or do I need to carry a spare pair of undercrackers or dedicated trunks? |  |
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| A delicate question. on 19:56 - Jul 7 with 1045 views | jeera |
Well I'm not taking this one.
Keeeennnnnnnoooooooooooo!
You about? |  |
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| A delicate question. on 20:06 - Jul 7 with 1026 views | fabian_illness |
What you need to do is wrap the old carrot and onions with a bit of gaffer tape. A good 15 - 20 wraps guarantees you won't get chaffage. |  | | |
| A delicate question. on 20:07 - Jul 7 with 1020 views | Swansea_Blue |
Could you skip the undercrackers and tuck your old fella into your ankle socks? Or after the swim go commando under whatever you wear on top? That’d be much better than keeping wet stuff on. Wet stuff is a nightmare on any ‘bits’ - nipples or nuts, all the same pain. |  |
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| A delicate question. on 20:13 - Jul 7 with 996 views | TractorBrew |
Lard - that's the answer |  | | |
| A delicate question. on 20:17 - Jul 7 with 985 views | Keno |
Ive just some lovely large meatballs and the thought of your sore scrotum has rather taken the edge of them!!
I'm not sure I can help with this perhaps someone like Jeera can give you a hand? |  |
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| A delicate question. on 20:44 - Jul 7 with 933 views | MJallday |
| A delicate question. on 20:13 - Jul 7 by TractorBrew |
Lard - that's the answer |
Have you seen the price of lurpak recently? |  |
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| A delicate question. on 21:02 - Jul 7 with 902 views | jeera |
| A delicate question. on 20:17 - Jul 7 by Keno |
Ive just some lovely large meatballs and the thought of your sore scrotum has rather taken the edge of them!!
I'm not sure I can help with this perhaps someone like Jeera can give you a hand? |
I suppose he could liberally apply some chili paste.
That would at least take his mind off the chafing. | |
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| A delicate question. on 21:06 - Jul 7 with 894 views | StochesStotasBlewe |
Dear embarrassed from Suffolk.
Carefully shave your scrotum. After the initial itchiness has worn off, your gonads should co exist quite comfortably with damp undergarments.
Regards,
Deirdre. [Post edited 7 Jul 2022 21:07]
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| A delicate question. on 21:20 - Jul 7 with 859 views | BlueBoots |
As a cyclist, I can state that damp fabric and testicles are not a good marriage; guaranteed a sore spot on a plum if you've misjudged your layers and ended up generating a bit too much sweat down there, or annoyingly grabbed a pair of shorts from the airer at the last minute and not realised they were still a bit damp until you've hit the saddle in the feckers. |  |
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| A delicate question. on 21:22 - Jul 7 with 854 views | Ewan_Oozami |
I thought you were an intelligent man, I have been sorely disappointed.....though not as sorely as you it seems..... |  |
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| A delicate question. on 21:36 - Jul 7 with 831 views | Charlie_pl_baxter |
You could try applying some Body Glide, I use it under my triathlon suit and it's pretty effective. |  |
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| A delicate question. on 00:05 - Jul 8 with 752 views | NthQldITFC |
I've been scratching my head on this one all evening, and have come to the conclusion that I need something to stand the damp fabric away from my plums on the post-swim walk. To that end, I am going to employ one of those old Scottish wig/tartan hat thingies, which I can wear on my bonce prior to swimming, and stuff inside the pants for the walk home.
So if you see a somewhat bow-legged and damp looking chap gingerly picking his way along a coastal footpath, with ginger locks sprouting unkempt from between his legs, spare a thought for my poor scrotum and excuse my lack of seemliness.
I thank you for your varied advice. | |
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| A delicate question. on 07:21 - Jul 8 with 641 views | ElephantintheRoom |
Put a pair of swimming trunks in your pocket | |
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| A delicate question. on 07:33 - Jul 8 with 622 views | BlueBoots |
| A delicate question. on 00:05 - Jul 8 by NthQldITFC |
I've been scratching my head on this one all evening, and have come to the conclusion that I need something to stand the damp fabric away from my plums on the post-swim walk. To that end, I am going to employ one of those old Scottish wig/tartan hat thingies, which I can wear on my bonce prior to swimming, and stuff inside the pants for the walk home.
So if you see a somewhat bow-legged and damp looking chap gingerly picking his way along a coastal footpath, with ginger locks sprouting unkempt from between his legs, spare a thought for my poor scrotum and excuse my lack of seemliness.
I thank you for your varied advice. |
Interesting solution that you've come up with - let us know how you get on now you've decided to throw your ring into the hat... | |
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