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‘Tattooing your eyes’ 13:18 - May 18 with 3359 viewsElderGrizzly

The human race really is fecked

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/article/2024/may/18/eye-tattooing-exper
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‘Tattooing your eyes’ on 13:55 - May 18 with 3250 viewsPhilTWTD

Assumed this was going to be related to Town fans/owners/CEOs celebrating promotion.
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‘Tattooing your eyes’ on 14:00 - May 18 with 3232 viewsfooters

It's a good thing these influencers do their research on the dangers of the products and services they're paid to shill, isn't it?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-50837267

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‘Tattooing your eyes’ on 14:01 - May 18 with 3215 viewsCheltenham_Blue

Can we stop using the word 'influencers' now and just say Cunits?

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‘Tattooing your eyes’ on 14:07 - May 18 with 3190 viewsJ2BLUE

I despise the whole influencer thing. Most of them would recommend literally anything if you paid them.

Truly impaired.
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‘Tattooing your eyes’ on 14:09 - May 18 with 3173 viewsfooters

‘Tattooing your eyes’ on 14:07 - May 18 by J2BLUE

I despise the whole influencer thing. Most of them would recommend literally anything if you paid them.


Don't give up on your dreams, J2. I could see you making it big on Insta or TikTok.

This time next year, Rodders, n all that.

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‘Tattooing your eyes’ on 14:12 - May 18 with 3139 viewsJ2BLUE

‘Tattooing your eyes’ on 14:09 - May 18 by footers

Don't give up on your dreams, J2. I could see you making it big on Insta or TikTok.

This time next year, Rodders, n all that.


I have no interest in begging for likes and follows.

I'm also about as interesting as a used teabag.

Truly impaired.
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‘Tattooing your eyes’ on 14:14 - May 18 with 3124 viewsfooters

‘Tattooing your eyes’ on 14:12 - May 18 by J2BLUE

I have no interest in begging for likes and follows.

I'm also about as interesting as a used teabag.


"I'm also about as interesting as a used teabag."

Doesn't seem to be a barrier to market entry.

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‘Tattooing your eyes’ on 14:21 - May 18 with 3071 viewsRadlett_blue

‘Tattooing your eyes’ on 14:14 - May 18 by footers

"I'm also about as interesting as a used teabag."

Doesn't seem to be a barrier to market entry.


There are no barriers to entry into the "influencer" market. Therefore millions of people try & a very small number manage to make a worthwhile living out of it.

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‘Tattooing your eyes’ on 14:24 - May 18 with 3052 viewsfooters

‘Tattooing your eyes’ on 14:21 - May 18 by Radlett_blue

There are no barriers to entry into the "influencer" market. Therefore millions of people try & a very small number manage to make a worthwhile living out of it.


Indeed.

One day many moons ago I saw a girl from my old form's face plastered on the side of a bus. Apparently, she became a millionaire through make-up tutorial videos on YouTube.

In Spanish class she had to ask when 'un paramedico' meant.

But fair play to her. Girl done good.

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‘Tattooing your eyes’ on 14:52 - May 18 with 2999 viewsNthQldITFC

‘Tattooing your eyes’ on 14:07 - May 18 by J2BLUE

I despise the whole influencer thing. Most of them would recommend literally anything if you paid them.


I genuinely think that the culture of, and the desire to become an 'influencer' or to be a disciple of one, represents something close to the absolute nadir of the flaccid human race's 'evolution'. 5th century Rome.

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‘Tattooing your eyes’ on 16:01 - May 18 with 2894 viewsLord_Lucan

‘Tattooing your eyes’ on 14:07 - May 18 by J2BLUE

I despise the whole influencer thing. Most of them would recommend literally anything if you paid them.


I can’t stand them - but I seriously quite like the idea of having an eye colour change.

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‘Tattooing your eyes’ on 17:32 - May 18 with 2769 viewsBuhrer

Havent humans been tattooing themselves for thousands of years before we could even write about it?
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‘Tattooing your eyes’ on 08:07 - May 20 with 2470 viewsYou_Bloo_Right

‘Tattooing your eyes’ on 16:01 - May 18 by Lord_Lucan

I can’t stand them - but I seriously quite like the idea of having an eye colour change.


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‘Tattooing your eyes’ on 08:45 - May 20 with 2425 viewsLord_Lucan

‘Tattooing your eyes’ on 08:07 - May 20 by You_Bloo_Right

https://www.feelgoodcontacts.com/contact-lenses/coloured-contact-lenses/cosmetic


They require a degree of b@ggering about, a bit like false teeth.

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‘Tattooing your eyes’ on 08:53 - May 20 with 2391 viewsnoggin

‘Tattooing your eyes’ on 14:24 - May 18 by footers

Indeed.

One day many moons ago I saw a girl from my old form's face plastered on the side of a bus. Apparently, she became a millionaire through make-up tutorial videos on YouTube.

In Spanish class she had to ask when 'un paramedico' meant.

But fair play to her. Girl done good.


"In Spanish class she had to ask when 'un paramedico' meant."

What does it mean?

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‘Tattooing your eyes’ on 10:55 - May 20 with 2289 viewsBlueschev

We live in a world where millions of people watch a man selling potatoes. As a species we can't have long left.
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‘Tattooing your eyes’ on 11:32 - May 20 with 2243 viewswkj

Imagine if you time traveled to thousands of years ago where villagers would barter and trade to survive. Imagine the look on their faces when you told them that the best paid jobs of the future involved bleaching your arsehole on instagram.

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‘Tattooing your eyes’ on 11:46 - May 20 with 2189 viewsleitrimblue

‘Tattooing your eyes’ on 08:53 - May 20 by noggin

"In Spanish class she had to ask when 'un paramedico' meant."

What does it mean?


It's a quaint Spanish term for a very drunk doctor
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