| Anyone have any news about Jermaine Jenas? (n/t) 17:39 - Aug 22 with 4401 views | SitfcB |
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| Anyone have any news about Jermaine Jenas? (n/t) on 17:44 - Aug 22 with 4331 views | positivity |
think he's failed his medical, unlikely to be registered in time for citeh |  |
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| Anyone have any news about Jermaine Jenas? (n/t) on 17:48 - Aug 22 with 4282 views | ibbleobble |
Going out on loan. | | | |
| Anyone have any news about Jermaine Jenas? (n/t) on 18:08 - Aug 22 with 4099 views | BloomBlue |
'There was a young man called Jenas'
I was just writing a limerick about him but I'm stuck on that line as I cannot think of a word that rhymes with Jenas |  | | |
| Anyone have any news about Jermaine Jenas? (n/t) on 18:09 - Aug 22 with 4075 views | IndependentlyBlue |
Only that he’s still a twonk. |  |
| Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt |
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| Anyone have any news about Jermaine Jenas? (n/t) on 18:10 - Aug 22 with 4071 views | blueasfook |
He was crap on the One Show anyway. |  |
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| Anyone have any news about Jermaine Jenas? (n/t) on 18:13 - Aug 22 with 4023 views | MK1 |
Just signed a 9 year deal with Chelsea. Will be available for a loan tomorrow. |  |
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| Anyone have any news about Jermaine Jenas? (n/t) on 18:18 - Aug 22 with 3926 views | Ewan_Oozami |
| Anyone have any news about Jermaine Jenas? (n/t) on 18:08 - Aug 22 by BloomBlue |
'There was a young man called Jenas'
I was just writing a limerick about him but I'm stuck on that line as I cannot think of a word that rhymes with Jenas |
I'll give you a last line..
"Now he's no more on our screenas" |  |
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| Anyone have any news about Jermaine Jenas? (n/t) on 19:02 - Aug 22 with 3757 views | Ftnfwest |
Called someone ‘love’ in the canteen |  | | |
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| Anyone have any news about Jermaine Jenas? (n/t) on 19:20 - Aug 22 with 3623 views | Eireannach_gorm |
| Anyone have any news about Jermaine Jenas? (n/t) on 18:08 - Aug 22 by BloomBlue |
'There was a young man called Jenas'
I was just writing a limerick about him but I'm stuck on that line as I cannot think of a word that rhymes with Jenas |
Is Venus the word you are looking for?  |  | | |
| Anyone have any news about Jermaine Jenas? (n/t) on 19:29 - Aug 22 with 3551 views | BloomBlue |
| Anyone have any news about Jermaine Jenas? (n/t) on 19:20 - Aug 22 by Eireannach_gorm |
Is Venus the word you are looking for? |
That helps.
There was a young man called jenas.
Who the BBC thought was a genius.
But one day while chatting to venus
He pulled out a photo of his jesus.
No I think I need to work on that | | | |
| Anyone have any news about Jermaine Jenas? (n/t) on 20:14 - Aug 22 with 3324 views | positivity |
| Anyone have any news about Jermaine Jenas? (n/t) on 19:02 - Aug 22 by Ftnfwest |
Called someone ‘love’ in the canteen |
you don't get sacked for that (especially not in sheffield!) | |
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| Anyone have any news about Jermaine Jenas? (n/t) on 20:28 - Aug 22 with 3211 views | WeWereZombies |
| Anyone have any news about Jermaine Jenas? (n/t) on 19:29 - Aug 22 by BloomBlue |
That helps.
There was a young man called jenas.
Who the BBC thought was a genius.
But one day while chatting to venus
He pulled out a photo of his jesus.
No I think I need to work on that |
There was a middle aged man called Jermaine
Whose presenting style was a right pain
He sent out a text
with pics of his pecs
And got sacked for exposing some marks from a cane...
(I have no idea what the digitised messages contained, I just want a limerick that rhymes.) |  |
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| Anyone have any news about Jermaine Jenas? (n/t) on 21:04 - Aug 22 with 2985 views | Ftnfwest |
| Anyone have any news about Jermaine Jenas? (n/t) on 20:14 - Aug 22 by positivity |
you don't get sacked for that (especially not in sheffield!) |
Oh hang on maybe it was ‘pet’, you do for that | | | |
| Anyone have any news about Jermaine Jenas? (n/t) on 21:22 - Aug 22 with 2862 views | backwaywhen |
Do we really care ffs. | | | |
| Anyone have any news about Jermaine Jenas? (n/t) on 22:02 - Aug 22 with 2650 views | Swansea_Blue |
| Anyone have any news about Jermaine Jenas? (n/t) on 20:28 - Aug 22 by WeWereZombies |
There was a middle aged man called Jermaine
Whose presenting style was a right pain
He sent out a text
with pics of his pecs
And got sacked for exposing some marks from a cane...
(I have no idea what the digitised messages contained, I just want a limerick that rhymes.) |
There was a duff pundit called Janus
Who liked things shoved up his anus
Poor Alex Jones
Had to hear all his moans
And she found his behaviour quite heinous
(Similar disclaimer from me too. I’ve no idea about any allegations and all characters in this poor attempt at a Limerick are fictitious. Any similarity to actual persons, alive or dead, is purely coincidental). |  |
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| Anyone have any news about Jermaine Jenas? (n/t) on 22:17 - Aug 22 with 2539 views | positivity |
| Anyone have any news about Jermaine Jenas? (n/t) on 21:04 - Aug 22 by Ftnfwest |
Oh hang on maybe it was ‘pet’, you do for that |
you can get chucked out of swimming pools for that... | |
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| Anyone have any news about Jermaine Jenas? (n/t) on 23:29 - Aug 22 with 2345 views | Eireannach_gorm |
| Anyone have any news about Jermaine Jenas? (n/t) on 19:29 - Aug 22 by BloomBlue |
That helps.
There was a young man called jenas.
Who the BBC thought was a genius.
But one day while chatting to venus
He pulled out a photo of his jesus.
No I think I need to work on that |
...... a photo of his kneeses.
Not so difficult after all!! | | | |
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